50 Funny Tweets About Partying That Are Instant Club Classics
Though psychologist Abraham Maslow may have gotten a lot right while crafting his now-revered hierarchy of needs, there’s one thing he forgot to take into account: a fun night out at the bar.
Yeah, love is important, but did he ever smoke a joint with strangers lingering outside of the club? Does self-esteem actually compare to the high that comes with queueing up “365” three times in a row on TouchTunes and hitting the dance floor? And who needs to self-actualize when you can have the next best thing: downing a couple of shots of tequila and then enjoying a drunk cigarette while thinking about the fact that you didn’t need those tequila shots.
Luckily, the Twitterverse understands the beauty of the club. Better yet, you don’t need sunglasses or Advil to handle the aftereffects of these hilarious tweets, which touch upon everything from a bar version of Groundhog’s Day to the joy of recognizing a Zyn tin outline in someone’s pocket when you’re five beers deep.
