50 Funny Tweets About Animals That’ll Leave You Laughing Like a Hyena

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50 Funny Tweets About Animals That’ll Leave You Laughing Like a Hyena

Though their birth certificates allege otherwise, we all know that our pets remain babies for their entire lives. To be clear, I’m not interested in discussing “facts” about the passage of time, but if you want to force my hand, fine — you’re getting older by the day, and your 14-year-old Chihuahua has never been more young and precious than it is right now. Deal with it. 

But this state of perpetual toddlerdom is why we get confused when the veterinarian accuses our “elderly” animal of being difficult to draw blood from. Imagine being at work and telling your boss that a baby is preventing you from doing your job properly. It’s insane, right?

We’re not alone in the confusion, and as animals push the patience of vet techs and the notion of what constitutes youth (as they should), we can laugh at the other shenanigans peoples’ pets get up to, like TV-watching cats, leg-biting lizards and weird-as-hell birds.

mango @letburnitup 1d ... got a lizard 1,093 5,109 49.2K 10M
slim riggins @rigginsslim 22h ... every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name 290 2,263 22.5K del 796K
Heather Hogan @theheatherh... 1 17h ... Today I said I'm gonna take an Uber to the vet and my cat DARTED out of the room. I was like How does she even know the word 'vet' and my wife turned her whole body to glare at me and said Because she understands English???? 23 212 6,807 62.7K
MADISON в @madisonmbt. 1d ... UPDATE: my puppy has actually has created more problems in my life. MADISON в @madisonmbt.6/11/24 I just feel like a puppy would solve all of my problems 1.3K 13K 218K del 11M
Kathy @tortiegirl601.20h This is my Chewy box. This is not my cat. Mayo Box May Be Herry % I Know chewy where pet lovers shop 2.1K 5.4K 147K 1.6M
rax 'levon honkers' king @RaxKingIsDead 5h old guy with a heavy brooklyn accent telling his shih tzu puppy 'whaddya got to bark for. everything you need i buy you. what's with da barking' 141 6.9K 99K 1.4M
Cat Dealer @catpicsdealer.23h ... r/LSD 4h ... I feel like he knows?? 1,025 98 118 36 2,922 42.9K 1.1M
@conte... ...9h out of context dogs ... Dad: *doesn't want dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog: 10 397 5,818 155K

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van watches spooky movies @alejandroxpadi. dd ... My cat has a question for Cesar Catalina 41 1.5K 25K 502K
cage @bedpup 23h girl what the fuck do you think The Dalbo Dog @Dalbodog 1d If this was your dog - what would you name it ? 26539 30 19K 344K 5.5M
niccoya @niccoyat 18h ... I showed this to my great-grandma because she's had her dog for around 40+ years.. why she just tell me that she's just been replacing the dog & naming it the same thing everytime it dies?? Daily Loud @DailyLoud. 1d Bobi the world's oldest dog dies at 31 UNIVERSITY EL I CERTIFICATE - 451 II - 392 7,563 109K 5.2M

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Beyoncé's Apprentice Fan Account @TrellBeyL... . 18h ... The dog Gripper @Tr3_GK. 1d Yall, I'm about to send this man to glory. Не used my Cécred to wash the dog!!! 109 5.2K 54K 2M
Summer Bulk @JuliusIrvington 1 1d ... this is exactly what it is like to have a girlfriend @milosmiata.2d spent $300 on emergency vet just for them to tell me he basically was acting weird for attention 49 59.6K . 2.3M 5,948
Jonny G @dontforgetchaos 9h ... This dog will literally eat cat shit that's been buried for months. Yet a crushed up worming tablet and he's Gordon Bloody Ramsey. FR DI 437 411 7,221 118K
kicking caffeine @yrs ... 23h ... patricide69 Follow Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself magecock Follow A bird wrote this 3 685 7,212 66.5K
bfa agonistes @superloafcat. 2d i don't want to ignore your bird W setup? (ignore my bird) 247 11K 183K 3.9M
Punch Cat @PunchingCat : 1d ... 60 8,898 51.5K 1.9M
Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers 10h 7.... How I look approaching a stray cat 11 394 3,113 112K
Nicholas Mullan @NicholasM...23h ... Sat in the waiting room at the vet and a lady just came walking in and goes oh fuck, I've left the dog at home 283 3,128 55.3K 2M
jackson @placed_onto 1d ... i i can't say i've ever bird Watched but i've Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it 7 2,441 18.1K 487K
Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram 22h ... Is that.. a cat in full armour? 575 10.2K 145K 4M
princess jiang @70s90s 1d my friends cat turned 9 yesterday 20 1,340 21.2K 503K
SpacedMom @copymama 1d ... My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said That would be like sitting in a field of french fries. 76 8,828 120K 2.5M
good reddit @GoodReddit • 3h ... is there a way to boost my cats intelligence? i wanna know because my cat is actually a different level of stupid Advice this is the cat in question. his name is nuclear bomb 53 2,936 31.8K 821K
sneepsnorp @sneepsnorp3d 18h ... borzoi puppies look so much like normal dogs, i like to imagine someone getting a borzoi puppy without knowing what adult borzois look like and as their borzoi matures they'd just be like what on earth is happening to my dog ALT 96 5,722 67.5K 1.1M
Punch Cat @PunchingCat - 17h jimmyhoffathecat ... Anonymous said did your cat win the special boy contest or whatever it was Unfortunately Pickles did not win the magazine photo contest so we shipped him off to the oil rig 4 1,660 19.1K 197K
Kei$ha @GlamazonJay 3h ... Y'all, this woman's neighbor's cat got her cat pregnant and so now she randomly gets drop offs of cat food with the words Child Support tape to the bag. 28 1,480 15.6K 326K
worst case Ontario @su... 20h ... when Linus was just a baby we took the bus to his first vet appointment and I didn't realize he was doing this until these ladies behind me started cracking up lol 48 2,746 44.4K 589K
jame @kloogans . 15h ... you shouldn't let your cat jump on the counter my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to 19 4,367 29.9K 741K
Laura Pearson @LauraPAuthor 4h ... Not sure how this has happened. Outside cat is ours. Inside cat is not. 267 1,933 27.7K 487K
@lexxijeannnnnnn - 1d ... just got a new pet his ass do to much 373 3,856 66.4K 1.6M
kk @cutiegurlk8.1d ... making my cat feel single as fuck 9 281 6,367 128K
Sleeveless Hoodie Jay, The Ma... 1d ... My dog ate all the pieces to my scrabble game. Took him to the vet. No word yet. GIF ALT 102 1,572 14.6K 301K
Punch Cat @PunchingCat - 10h ... 29 my kitten is too small to eat from his bowl, so he 0:09 hopped inside 198 11.5K 107K 3M
robert franco, wandering ronin 16h ... gf came home to find the cat and our roommate's dog like this 109 2,867 55.6K 1.2M
Animal memes online @cats... 1d ... r/AskReddit tringles u/ThatTreeWillFall 7y Reddit, what is the most intelligent thing your pet had ever done? Share 6774 4127 ihavespaceballs 7y My cat yawned, so I stuck a finger in his mouth. Не sort of stared at my curiously as he shut his mouth, but didn't bite down hard. A few minutes later, he's sitting on my chest and I yawn. Не proceeds to put his whole paw in my mouth. 95 7,142 111K 3.3M
Why you should have a cat 2d ... Work drama 593 23.6K 204K 6.7M
dumb adult @__papa_. 1d ... The people at the vet are always like he didn't let us take his blood all accusatory but like he's a 12 pound cat and you're all trained human professionals??? Figure it out 159 2,554 59.7K 1.8M
nick, @LouBegaVEVO5 5/14/24 ... 100% sure my coworker has invented a dog so he can take multiple long breaks daily under the guise of dog walks. never mentioned the dog until 2 weeks ago, now he's brbing 3 walks a day. boss asked to see a pic of the dog and he said sorry it's sleeping. encourage this. 65 1,753 47.8K del 1.5M
Dont Show Your Cat @DontS....1d... new hairstyle 76 3,348 35K 614K
place where cat shouldn't be 7h ... tringles Divorcio. 38 2,912 42.7K 818K
no context memes @weirdda... 1d ... ned @theonlyned Drove a tinder date to the vet because her pet ferret was sick and they ended up euthanizing it. 12:19 PM 9/24/22 Twitter for iPhone 629 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 26.8K Likes ned @theonlyned - 1d Replying to @theonlyned I tried to pay for the ashes and my card got declined 50 1,834 67.5K 2.1M
Punch Cat @PunchingCat : 12h ... long distance relationship 368 10.1K 78K del 3.3M
campbell g @rodeoman 1d preschoolers watching sesame street: Jared @b1g_damage. 1d I saw a huge fucking bird this morning 763 8,711 297K
Amanda Brooke Perrin @brookeperrin 16h The vet called my 7 yr old dog a senior today which is impossible because she's just a baby?? like... she &i discuss it often abt how she is just a tiny little baby ...?? ... 74 2,255 43.5K del 876K
callie actually @eggshellfriend 15h ... If i was a girl cat and i saw a boy cat get the zoomies that would be such an ick 21 1,816 20.6K del 554K
@pizzza_ratt. 1d cat at the wedding 28 2,022 26.9K 318K
mdh @haggardisms.2 21h Met a dog at the dog park named Gumball and it completely changed my mood. You can't meet a dog named Gumball and be a miserable asshole. 20 324 10.6K del 162K
Jemma Wilson @JemWilson84. 1d ... I AM AT THE AIRPORT AND THERE IS A GIANT RABBIT IN A STROLLER I REPEAT A GIANT RABBIT IN A STROLLER 32 Prime 514 6,947 68.2K 2.4M
Antá @antaxoxo_ - 15h took my pet bird for a walk on my shoulder and it flew away saph / sadie @saphi... . ..1/8/23 14. whats the stupidest thing youve ever done? 83 737 7,095 379K

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