31 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, January 10, 2025

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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, January 10, 2025

We finally have some answers about why Buddy the Elf was spotted at an L.A. Kings game a few weeks ago. During the latest episode of the Kelce Brothers’ New Heights podcast, Will Ferrell explained that he was sitting along the boards in his Elf costume, cigarette-in-hand just… because. He said that he “gets these weird ideas every now and then,” and chain-smoking Buddy happened to be one of them.  

On the other coast, SNL is ready to start the new year with a pair of new hosts. The show announced that Dave Chappelle will host the show’s first episode back after the holiday break with what will be the controversial comedian’s fourth time hosting. The following week, Timothée Chalamet will embark on his third hosting stint, but more interestingly, he’ll be pulling double-duty as the show’s musical guest, too. Chalamet will make his live singing debut on the show by bringing his portrayal of Bob Dylan to 30 Rock after playing the singer in A Complete Unknown

Meanwhile, the laughs from the timeline are as loud as ever. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a poetic way to get out of a speeding ticket, the downside of hydration and a real Mandela effect.

rock fora de contexto @rocksemcontexto - 1d case an RADIOHEAD Candid High and Dry 300 dan La K 533 48K 368K 8.5M
cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic 1d : thinking about this cillian murphy interview ST (Magazine): Have you ever faked an orgasm? Cillian Murphy: Yes. I was young. You never think of men , but it's just as possible. ST (Magazine): Did the person know? Cillian Murphy: No. I'm an actor, for God's sake. 25 782 19K 345K
McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre 6h ... I kind of hope tik tok gets banned because I don't have the strength to break my addiction without federal intervention 9 1K 14K 244K
Dzintra - Author @DzintraSullivan • 23h You're all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging. 38 1.1K 5.3K 95K
Rahsaan Armand @libra10584 . 1d Me on every automated phone system: I SAID REPRESENTATIVE!!!!! 66 949 7.7K 220K
elon's favorite beach boys song is kokomo @M.... 21h ... DOD cooking hack: press these two buttons at the same time to make vodka cook timer clock time popcorn potato beverage reb 2 4 195 4.1K I 71K
lola @CINEMANYA 1d ... how it feels like when you can't find a movie you've been dying to see on any platform GIF 175 9.5K 72K 886K
shady glob facts @paddyshag 22h ... Quinta looking DOWN at him he is one apple tall :( 0:02 7 808 28K 346K
kevin zuppe @KevinZuppe . 7h ... I new Pepr texas 2 anghorns OLPI PPP 14 507 5.7K 432K
Cof fee Lovers and Fans 1d @tonyhawktruther - 1 ت ... Buffalo Normal Wings 20 1.1K 11K 234K
Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran 1d ... dejec Will the plane land? YES (-250) NO (+500000000) @ButlerBets. 1d Ryan Butler ICYMI: DraftKings and Delta announced a partnership that will include DraftKings-powered gaming options on the back of Delta seatback screens; further details have not been released, but federal law prohibits real money sports betting while in the air 103 1.1K 25K 2.4M
Coach Kent Murphy @kentmurphy100.1d Tripped and fell in the snow 339 4.2K 92K 5.3M
Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm 17h the NBA is unwatchable actually (my team lost in a devastating fashion) 25 85 2K 51K
river // dolltwt @rivsmhdolls.19h ... thread of tiktok screenshots to convince the government to not ban it Spock before reporting to the bridge every morning + 197.9K ... 1,007 Repost 10.3K Flawless beauty YF 2v miametropolis 18.3K set phasers to STUN #spock #startrek Hءtrtks Hءtrteks 119 5.3K 127K 2.7M
z. Doom @World0fEcho 12h ... anarcho.stalinist.socdem No he wasnt. The original smiths lineup was Johnny Marr, Andy Rourke, Morrissey, and Mike Joycd. Nelson Mandela was never part of their lineup. 1h kellyannus . Creator yes he was 1h View replies (1)v 12 1.3K 22K 386K
lenù @plagesdagnes. 1d  Search: lawrence bellini X 49 comments lyd are they lovers 2024-12-23 Reply 276 Katie worse (Catholics) 2024-12-23 Reply 624 View 3 replies 56 7,419 128K 2M
dev @devy_nation 1d women just don't say PUSSY IN BIO like they used to 12 398 3.8K 149K
true simp @TrueHopeSimpler 2 20h Going to the dispensary and asking for the weakest thing they have 26 612 7.7K 173K
Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor.13h Graphic designer definitely born post 2001. PIA @Official_PIA-17h PARIS, WE'RE COMING TODAY. Resuming Flights between Islamabad and Paris PAKISTAN from January 10, 2025 International Airlines 234 8.9K 133K 3.9M
BA Xaniken @Xaniken. 1d 15 pictures that will change the way you think: 1. StrongManGuide @StrongManGuide - 3 3d 15 pictures that will change the way you think: MElONS 1. BANANES 50% 133 3.6K 91K 3.4M
Anaïs is reading @anaisisreading 1d ... I love how there's a Skarsgard brother for the normies and a Skarsgard brother for the freaks. 328 5.6K 66K 8.9M
B, The Favorite Ex-GF @crushed_silver - 1d Apple Watches are just Tomagotchi's except the stupid animal you're trying to keep alive is yourself 43 2.4K 25K 721K
Al @SweatieAngle 21h (Sobbing) I love fashion and crime so much bro WikiVictorian @wikivictorian23h Cow Shoes used by moonshiners during prohibition to disguise their prints from the police. Photographed in 1924. 36 7.3K 124K 2.1M
squirt kobain @theaprilpapers 1d ... i'm incapable of not seeing transition timelines Pop Base @PopBase 11/19/24 Donald Trump names wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWE, as Secretary of Education. 7 46 1.4K 25K
kalyn @realmanichours - 22h ... How i feeel going to the bathroom every 30 minutes TEMPERATURE IN CLOCK HUMIDITY HTC-1 SIGMA ROBY DRATED GAIN HYDRATED VARD AGAIN AWARD HYDRATE TED AGAIN IN AWARD I F*CKING RD LOVE HYDRATED AGAIN WATER AWARD 356 22K 215K 4.4M
sweet minkerino @tuunbaqussy· 1d nosferatu is about how when you're 21 and mentally ill, you genuinely believe that the only two men who understand you are your decrepit crusty discord bf and also beloved hollywood actor willem dafoe 45 5.9K 69K 949K
@mogale_101 - 1d Fairs she wanted to hear it straight from the horses mouth loyal2thafoil @loyal2thafoil.2d LIVE FOX11 BREAKING NEWS STREAMING ON MANDATORY EVACUATIONS FOR EATON FIRE IN ALTADENA EOXLOCAL 96 12K 129K 3M
Jenbo @irockgnomes.1 1d jenbo favorite hello and hardest goodbye wallet card of what to say to cops. Google wallet card of what to say to cops. All Videos News Shopping Forums Images W Al Overview If you want to show your support for a police officer, you can give them a wallet card that expresses your gratitude and well wishes: Tell them you love them You can say something like, You're my first and last thought of the day. You're my favorite hello and hardest goodbye. @ 22 928 20K 382K
madi o @intospidervrse. 1d phone SO dry i took a six hour nap and the only notification i got was from letterboxd 15 2.6K 28K 299K
Justin Credible @GravySauceCream -1 1d ... louisianians stepping outside to check the temperature like 1.4K 9.6K 318K 56
@boyloser3489. 1d ATIVE Notification Center X While in Do Not Disturb X 1m ago mom Reacted to i should just die доляг 113 11K 178K 2.3M

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