53 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of November 2024

This month, the turkey’s not the only one feeling the heat. 

In fact, November was an especially brutal one for Bryan Johnson, the tech entrepreneur and multi-millionaire who undergoes various treatments and experiments while maintaining a strict diet and exercise regimen all in hopes of reducing his biological age. Though his team of scientists insists that Johnson is steadily achieving the impossible, the rest of us remain confused by his efforts and mesmerized by his face. 

Unfortunately, we’re not captivated by his appearance because he looks younger — it’s because he looks exactly like Kristen Wiig’s Bridesmaids character struggling to eat a single Jordan almond while staving off diarrhea. 

Johnson wasn’t the only rich idiot to get roasted this month, though. Other wealthy victims included Elon Musk’s bad body, Andrew Tate’s face and a curbside Johnny Depp lookalike contest.