53 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of November 2024

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53 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of November 2024

This month, the turkey’s not the only one feeling the heat. 

In fact, November was an especially brutal one for Bryan Johnson, the tech entrepreneur and multi-millionaire who undergoes various treatments and experiments while maintaining a strict diet and exercise regimen all in hopes of reducing his biological age. Though his team of scientists insists that Johnson is steadily achieving the impossible, the rest of us remain confused by his efforts and mesmerized by his face. 

Unfortunately, we’re not captivated by his appearance because he looks younger — it’s because he looks exactly like Kristen Wiig’s Bridesmaids character struggling to eat a single Jordan almond while staving off diarrhea

Johnson wasn’t the only rich idiot to get roasted this month, though. Other wealthy victims included Elon Musk’s bad body, Andrew Tate’s face and a curbside Johnny Depp lookalike contest.

serena shahidi @glamdemon2004.4d ... The other night I ordered a series of drinks so bizarre that the bartender earnestly asked what's going on with you 32 2.1K 76K del 1M

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bigdookie.bsky @HeronEmoji - 5 5d My mom texting me from an anime convention 96 M Mom IN INILC UUNIC Yesterday 2:42 PM Good god this is a freak show We just got here A lot of people that look like Yugi O. Help 135 8.5K 148K 2.6M

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A @dollyhartz - 3d ... The Johnny Depp lookalike competition has officially started in New York City. 2 5.3K 73K 953K

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Zachary Smith @ZacharySmithPGH.4d ... I can smell the nap I'm gonna take from here Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate - 4d Thanksgiving 2024: The #Giants with Tommy DeVito take on the #Cowboys with Cooper Rush at 4:30 ET on FOX, with Tom Brady on the call. FARTS 15 10 256 8.4K 112K 6M

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the prince with a thousand... 16h ... being 24 at the office vs being 24 in college Okay en there's a 56 year old woman here 120 15.2K 192K - 2.8M

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jr @jamesearl23.16h Nowadays you gotta write in your will  do NOT let her in my closet @slutforpop 2d CUSTOM GUCCI AND THE ORIGINAL PRINCESS DIANA NECKLACE??? KIMBERLYYYYY!!! 114 5,736 85K 1.4M

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Juckport J. Trillions @6SHOTEVOLVER.1d ... Kohl's gotta feel like a rave to this guy never heard of it @localchaos_. 1d this guy has some of the WORST music taste I have ever fucking seen. Jason mraz?!!!! Fun?!!! IMAGINE DRAGONS?!?!?!!!!! Bumble My location Chicago From St. Louis, MO Lives in Chicago, IL III My Top Artists on Spotify Jason Mraz Cage The Elephant Chappell Roan Relient К Jack Stauber Scissor Sisters Darlingside fun. Imagine Dragons The Script 2.5K 1.7M 37 67K

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Ibrahim Khan @unrealpathan 1d This screenshot is hilarious because it's just a still image and yet you can already tell her acting sucks Matt Murdock @ZeroYear97.1 1d x.com/TheCinesthetic... 135 4.7K 1.9M 106K

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mamakhe @ZandiTee. 2d Vapes for sure Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC.2d What does this company sell based on their logo? Wrong answers only. JaGuar 315K 275 13K 4.9M

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särõ @fin_martre 15h ... People move to nyc and just start posting pictures of anything 90 1,393 19.2K 419K

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Connie @ConchiclatorS.22h What am I missing? Conchiclator PRO Movies that sound like Fortnite locations No likes yet 100% PAN'S LABYRINTH BROKEBACK REBEL RIDGE MOUNTAIN ASTEROID CITY 390 4.5K 103K 1.8M

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Jim's Back @NotJubileeJim 20h ... 13 I - - you gained an hour dumbass Mikael @BacardiCapital.20h Loosing an hour last night reminded me how I lost you 13 140 5,915 179K

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johnny-jane @deathstyles 16h she may not have rent due but she knows y'all do FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 10/24/24 Nicole Kidman says she's acting in so many projects because she can create jobs for people and help newcomers in Hollywood. (Source: variety.com/2024/scene/new...) 1 168 2.7K 54K

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Liv :P @liv_username.2d ... When someone's email address isn't @ gmail it's like WOW you are one interesting chica 827 21K 308K 5.5M

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victoria zeller (preorde... 23h ... bc of gambling debt Grace Freud @GraceGFreud•2 2d A lot of people are bisexual in the same way Michael Jordan also played baseball and that's beautiful and I hope they learn to accept it. 17 895 17K 656K

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Galactus @BJStrongArmAHo.4d ... She looks like the Black bestie in that movie that only has seven lines. drea kordei @aundrearunway 4d she looks like shes in a hallmark movie and her high school crush just approached her 456 14K 280K 5.3M

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i hate you joe biden @sonyashea3.2 2d ... how do we make the iron claw happen to the paul brothers 88 1.9K 29K 892K

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The Jay Agenda @JayJurden . 5d at a Shawn Mendes concert Onstage Salvatore @dark_salvatoree 11/8/24 where can I find a man who dresses like this? 272 13K 368K 8.3M

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Steven Cheah @StevenCheah 17h Jason Kelce looks like a Brooklyn mixologist waiting for your $26 drink order 731 1.4K 46K 1.5M

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Tomi @tomiwebstr.21h ... N 50 + Lille 3118 people added to Favorites X 13,801 comments Kyle 50 percent 3d Reply 2,361 144 1.6K 11K 341K

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MontKIMBOrbius @REVIEWSANDREVI2-5d Why is he dressed like the bath and body works logo Bath &Body Works 87 6.7K 172K 1.9M

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Z @b4ttled . 2 21h ... this wasn't the banger i thought it was.. i could fuck a pizza fr НА НА ion want that topping oh.. 382 5K 130K 2.2M

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chloeTS @chloespalmtrees 15h ... wow you're so ugly Andrew Tate @Cobr....21h 1,014 7,264 208K del 2.9M

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narrative architect @nduuvundika 1d ... Because they can't spell nxili bunny @c0ckbiter7. 1d Why do men always want to call you??? 708 12K 80K 3.1M

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Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog4 4d The Russians are gonna compromise her with Zales jewelry set and a TJ Maxx unlimited gift card POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 11/7/24 Susie Wiles to serve as Donald Trump's White House Chief of Staff, the first woman in history to hold the role. 379 3.8K 69K 2.7M

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ooga @GarlicCorgi . 3d Не looks like they just told him that. AF. AF Post @AFpost.3d Trump considering Kash Patel for CIA director. Follow: @AFpost 327 346K 14K 8.3M

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Jon @jonbir90.20h ... Nearly time for posts like 'Winter Wonderland with this one x' and the fella looks like this. 23 466 12K 729K

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Lee Radziwill @RadziwillLee 1d ... Target has 9 year olds dressed in sequin sets like Blanche on her way to the Rusty Anchor. Os = - - I 50% $6 9s 9 357 2,413 24.9K 1.1M

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@saahbaarbie - 22h ... no noise november, everybody shut the fuck up 202 46.6K 158K 3.1M

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Luc @ellkay_ . 3 3d Gerard Way witnessed 9/11 AND his cousin is Joe Rogan?? How much tragedy must one man endure State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast. 3d Joe Rogan (cousin to My Chemical Romance vocalist Gerard Way) has endorsed Donald Trump for president. 271 15K 228K 5.5M

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@ratlimit @ratlimit. 5d This is who I picture if you say you went to 'Pepperdine University'. CandyLand ass sounding institution RAINBOW TRAIL LORD LICORICE 781K 10 1.6K 31K

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@orseunid 11/11/24 benny blanco and sexiest man alive should never be in the same sentence POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 11/11/24 Benny Blanco for PEOPLE Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2024 Issue. MAN MAN ALIVE ALIVE 753 14K 192K 6M

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@jawfiles 11/13/24 me applying to harvard with a 1.0 gpa FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 11/13/24 Nicholas Alexander Chavez would be interested in playing Patrick Bateman in Luca Guadagnino's 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' Luca is a genius... I love the Bret Easton Ellis book, it's been one of my favorites for a very very long time. 12 809 16K 372K

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nick @dialnfornick.4d ... 2 high school show choir teams just walked into my screening of wicked 0:07 From 290 6.4K 136K 3.8M

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fra @hbwhigher 11/13/24 fra @hbwhigher 11/13/24 wait he looks like that shoe again in this 0:06 279 6.4K 172K 7.3M

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wanye @wanyeburkett - 3d If you long for 2017 twitter, then boy do I have the place for you Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. November 22, 2024 at 7:35 AM DO Everybody can reply 4.3K reposts 1K quotes 40.1K likes 2.8K 5.3K 40.1K ... loopywolf.bsky.social @loopywolf.b... 11h Yes But read also 2 54 596 ... Moshpit Girlfriend @moshpitgf.bsky.... 9h Hey friendo!! Some people can't read. I don't think you meant to be ableist, but that off.l ... the

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the first gay in starwar @gaysuperbat 11/10/24 the caption was my dad's army buddy '...i'm sure 206 3.5K 135K 1.9M

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OF charlotte @femaleuncle 11/13/24 We were never supposed to see the opinions of people who live in Brooklyn this frequently I think it's poisoning us all 7 254 2.6K 78K

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Melech. @MelechThomas 11/10/24 ... Не built like a hiccup evan loves worf @esjesjesj 11/10/24 Не always posts Al pictures of himself because he actually looks like this Elon Musk X @elonmusk. 1d 30K 67K 1M 81M 141 1.7K 25K 908K

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Sante @I_am_Syn_City 11/10/24 Dressed like Saucy Santana 49ers on NBCS @NBCS49ers 11/10/24 Deebo came through drippin' 0:10 869 7.7K 80K 4.4M

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cunty phil kessel @fkatbhabhi 11/6/24 why is he posing like a teenage girl who just got her first hickey Jeremy Rutherford @jprutherford 11/6/24 Mark from the puck. #stlblues rprise TM S T LOUIS BLUES 16 210 538K 10K

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dille @nescartridges 11/7/24 ... every government policy in the next 4 years will be made solely to appeal to and benefit these two types of guys and no one else 118 6.4K 87K 1M

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jess white @jessf_white 11/3/24 he looks like kristen wiig in that bit in bridesmaids when everyone has the shits but she eats an almond to try and prove she's fine vittorio @IterIntellectus 10/31/24 bryan may be up to something. he does NOT look 47 FLYSIUM REJUVENATION 65 1.5K 39K 1.4M

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haz @emopunkloser 11/9/24 why are they all dressed like margaret thatcher V Variety @Variety1 11/9/24 Harry Styles lookalike contenders in London today. 0:08 328 14K 224K 5.9M

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young, hot ebony @k4lechi. 11/11/24 ... talktuationship, fine shyt, situationship, no contact.....guys none of this is in the bible 325 12K 79K 1.7M

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Toast @Themb0flcation 11/7/24 I admire the gay man's mind to make a thirst trap out of any situation exzacly @yarcazyam 11/6/24 for any cute american boys who want a new zealand visa I am what my cap says VERSATIL 11 269 8.8K 256K

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