36 Ridiculous Lies People Believed for Far Too Long

‘Wow, you guys eat insects too!’
36 Ridiculous Lies People Believed for Far Too Long

Most lies aren’t built for longevity. When you tell a fib, you mostly hope that it’s believed for the time being and given no further thought. 

However, as many Redditors can attest, some lies live on far longer than initially intended. One Redditor believed that it cost 25 cents to change the radio station in their dad’s car, and went on believing it for over a decade before realizing that their dad told them that in order to keep them from messing with his radio. Another Redditor believed that the reason police officers spent so much time at donut shops was because they shot the holes in the donuts themselves. This lie was exposed late in life, when they were caught sneaking behind the counter at Dunkin’ Donuts because they “wanted to see the shooting.” 

There are plenty more lies to laugh at below — all of which lived far beyond their expiration dates — including a few very creative ones you’ll want to keep in your back pocket.

Tonyracs 2y ago I had dumped some gasoline in an Arizona tea bottle to get a fire started. My sister seen me pour it on fire and she freaked thinking Arizona ice tea was flammable. I went along with it saying ya you didn't know that? That's why Its called Arizona because how hot it gets there. She was 20 yrs old. Around 5 years later we are camping and she says who's got some Arizona I can use to start this campfire. I looked at ther and didn't understand. She explained I told her it's flammable. I had no

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HollyBerrysWake . 2y ago My dad got sick of having to listen to the kids shows I watched as a child, so he told me that the Power Rangers and Barney The Dinosaur died in the car crash with Princess Diana; so I couldn't watch them anymore. I didn't actually question it until I was quite old, embarrassingly. + 2.5K Share ...

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Cykantior 12y ago Someone told me girls pee through their butts and that's why they had to sit down. I believed that for a while. I was not a clever child. 769 ...

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prboi e 12y ago e My GF thought that if she massage her breasts a lot, they would grow bigger. Needless to say, I couldn't bring myself to tell her the truth. I just helped her out. + 1.7K ...

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Chronos_FacePunch 12y ago If you don't clean behind your ears a potato will grow . + 1.2K ...

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beilboy 12y ago My sister and I used to watch dbz together as kids and the guys never had nipples so I told my sister that Asian people didn't have nipples and she just accepted it like oh that's weird. I forgot to tell her it was a lie because I was so into the show at the time and when we were teens apparently she brought it up as fact and all her friends laughed at her for days. 974 ...

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Beowulf_Shaeffer 12y ago My Grandpa used to call soy sauce bizzel or something that sounded like that. The old man was a polyglot so I was sure that it's called bizzel in some of the languages he knew. Only a couple of years ago, 30 years after grandpa died, when i asked my dad to fetch some bizzel from the fridge, he laughed and said that it actually means shit in some language or another. TL;DR- lasked for shit in family dinners for more than 3 decades. + 1.1K ...

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 12y ago . My dad always told me that if I left a VHS tape on top of the tv, it would delete the movie. Made me put the movies back when I was done instead of leaving a mess behind. 2.4K ...

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fallenlynx 12y ago 0 When I was younger, my parents, sister and I would travel through the mountains. You know the warning signs that say Watch for Falling Rock'? Yeah, my dad told us the Falling Rock was an escaped Indian convict and told my sister and I to keep watch for him. It took us the longest time to figure out some Native American convict was probably not in four different states. + 2K ...

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bionut876 12y ago e As a kid, my mom used to blame her cat for eating powdered donuts. She'd even go so far as to put the powder on the cat's face. My uncle was in his thirties before my mom broke the news that they did not have a donut-eating cat. + 248 ...

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jjbutts 12y ago When I was four, my dad told me that sprinkling salt on a bird's tail rendered them flightless and I could catch it and keep it as a pet. Не handed me a salt shaker, opened the back door and said, Good luck! It wasn't until I was in college that I realized that it was just the best way ever to get me to play in the backyard for 5 hours. + 2.9K ...

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 12y ago e When two clouds run into each other it produces thunder. + 1.3K ...

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dlphnmdnss 12y ago When I was five my mom told me that the darker grains in wild rice were actually insects. Definitely believed it till I was about 12 and was served wild rice at a meal at a friends house and exclaimed Wow, you guys eat insects too!. Her whole family pretty much looked at me like I was on crack. Looking back I really have no idea how I believed that for so long. 304 ...

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LadyFeen 5mo ago My cat brought a lizard into the house. It was still alive. I decided to build it a terrarium and nurse it back to health. I did so and then released it back into the wild a few days later. My Mum told me that the cat immediately went outside and ate the lizard after I had released it when I was eighteen. She and my Dad knew I'd be devastated so they lied by omission and didn't tell me. The way she sat me down to tell me scared the shit out of me, I thought

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Miss_Meaghan 5mo ago - That I was allergic to hamsters. My mom told me that I was after I got an allergy test when I was 9. I was about 26 when I put it together that she hated rodents and wanted me to stop asking for a pet hamster. + 1.7K Reply ...

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yankthedoodledandy 5mo ago Ok, I'm going to sound dumb here. I loved the movie Pretty Woman as a young kid. I asked why people were mean to her, and my mom said because she was a redhead. She was wearing a blonde wig in the beginning, and in real life, kids teased the redhead kids, so it checks out. Years later, I'm 22, and my friend says she wants to watch it. Cool, I loved it when I was little. We start it, and right away, I'm like, он MY GOD, SHE'S A PROSTITUTE!!! + 6.6K Reply ...

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captainserious_19 3y ago My dad told me that the reason why police officers spend so much time at donut shops is because the shop owners actually need them there to shoot the holes in the pastries to provide them with the classic donut shape. I found out this was a lie when my dad caught me trying to get behind the counter at Dunkin Donuts one time because I wanted to see the shooting. 506 ...

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Raeonne . 5mo ago e My mom told us that you can't make noise while baking a cake or else it'll go flat... She baked a lot of cakes. + 1.8K Reply ...

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x47-Shift 5mo ago One time my mom was at the store and she brought home something for herself my sister and my dad, and 5 year old me was like what did you get for me? And to prevent me from being left out she reached into the bag and was like oh I got you this potato masher. And for years before anyone mashed any potatoes they came and asked me if they could use it. + 15K Reply ...

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angelo_lope 5mo ago When I was very young we had a pet hamster. Не got out of his cage, so my dad put the cage in the basement thinking he might get hungry and get back in. One morning I woke up and there was the hamster in his cage in the usual place. I asked my mom how they found him and she told me she opened the door to the cellar and there he was dragging his cage back upstairs. It wasn't until I was a teenager and remembered the exchange that it occurred to me she obviously

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childofthefall 3y ago E Sometimes when we asked for McDonalds my dad would say no but turn in anyway and say the car was doing it by itself. I believed him every time and thought the car was just my homie. 663 ...

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Octolingfighter . 3y ago One time when I was 5-6 I asked my brother how French fries where made And he told me: they inject mashed potatoes into the skins of the fries with a syringe. I believed that until I saw my mom cooking home fries for breakfast one morning when I was 8. 3.7K ...

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ivumb 3y ago My grandmother told me that pinching gave cancer. I got pinched once at recess and yelled at the person because I thought they were going to give me cancer. + 13K ...

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loipoikoi E 3y ago When I was a kid my dad told me it cost 25 cents to change the radio station to keep me from fucking with the radio in his car. I believed that until I was 14. + 11K ...

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smellslikeupdawg69 e 3y ago My parents convinced us that the person knocking on our door on weekend nights when we were asleep was our uncle Shiloh stopping to say hello. We don't have an uncle Shiloh. It was the pizza guy 6.3K ...

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natcares 4y ago . That Elvis died because he pushed too hard while trying to poop. I was terrified that I was going to die if I ever had to push too hard. Please know that this was before the internet. + 31 ...

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chubbybottle002 4y ago My cousins told me if I ate watermelon seed They would start to grow. And after a little while my stomach would just pop and a full sized watemelon would roll out 17 ...

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FullJeremy 4mo ago When I was little and my mom cooked a chicken, she'd buy an extra package of chicken legs because my brother and I would fight over them. Together the two of them convinced me that there were six-legged racing chickens.

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soupiesten o 4y ago Doctors spank a newborn baby to crack the butt, I believed that until I was 8 + 125 ...

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denrad 3y ago When I was a child, I got upset after a button came off of my shirt. My mother told me not to worry and that if I placed the button under a rock in the yard, the button fairy would replace it with a quarter. I believed it, and to my mother's dismay, she discovered I had pulled the buttons off of every shirt in my closet. To this day, 40 years later, shirt buttons can still be found under random rocks in my parents' backyard. + 3.1K ...

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 2y ago I lived my entire life genuinely believing my childhood home was built by little people because the attic crawlspace is unbearably low. Turns out yeah they were a little below average height but not literal dwarves. Just about everyone I know has laughed at me. I really am a clown. Honk. 1.2K Share ...

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ezzysalazar . 2y ago The microwave will explode if I put my face too close to it while it's heating food. 3.9K Share ...

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secondphase 2y ago . When I was a kid, my dad told me I made the BEST cold glasses of ice water. Nobody could make ice water quite like me. So, sure... Не could get off the couch and get himself a glass of water, but since I was better at it, that burden fell to me. + 424 Share ...

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Ostrichman975 E 2y ago e It's illegal to turn on the dome light while the vehicle is moving. Turns out it's just annoying as hell. + 1.6K Share ...

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PoodlesMcNoodles 2y ago e Our family were poor and lived in a house where the ceiling plaster had bowed so much that it bowed down, bulging out. My dad told me that there was a World War II bomb buried in the ceiling. Believed it for years, absolutely terrified the entire time. + Share 15K ...

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cloysterss 2y ago . Edited 2y ago в As a little kid, dad told me that there was a greek god of sex called Fellatio. I'd never heard the word before. Then, freshman year of highschool, took a mythology class and asked the teacher, in class, why we hadn't talked about Fellatio. Silence. you know, the god of sex? I'm cringing hard just typing this out.... got a nice little talk after class and dad almost peed his pants laughing that night.

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