50 Deliciously Funny Tweets About Food, Served Hot and Fresh

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50 Deliciously Funny Tweets About Food, Served Hot and Fresh

Any chef worth listening to — home or professional — knows that there are two actually useful cooking tips that will take you pretty far. The first is understanding that sometimes, you gotta fuck around and find out. This will, of course, result in horrifying concoctions in the kitchen, but that’s between you and God. The second is learning the difference between a Normal Dinner and a Lunch-Ass Dinner. There’s nothing wrong with eating a sandwich and chips, but that’s a lunch-ass dinner, and there’s no denying it. 

That said, there are obviously more trials and tribulations to experience in the kitchen, and no one knows this better than the Twitter users who have suffered through screaming-yet-cold spaghetti, unserious recipes that require unsalted butter or the air fryer’s immortal crumb. 

You may have just cooked up another struggle meal, but these tweets about food are hot and fresh. Enjoy!

Satan @s8n . 2 23h The immortal crumb in my air fryer that just keeps getting cooked over and over 76 3,195 53.2K 1.2M

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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas - 1d ... My mom accidentally fried her built-in microwave on Easter, and my dad just sent a pic of their replacement. 000 648 127 831 49K 1M

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GEPR stoned cold fox @roastmalone_. 1d ... being a glasses wearer is so humiliating. Why are my lenses fogging up when I open the oven like I'm some kind of cartoon character 96 14K 92K 1.9M

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beef clapton @thetrompwner 1d ... i would love to fry him in a big cast iron with onions and peppers Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3 - dd This red tegu lizard (Salvator rufescens) C 16 618 11.3K 640K

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Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues - 1 18h ... Going to Trader Joe's the week before Thanksgiving is like a suburban middle class Hunger Games. 27 359 4.8K du 161K

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Jack @HoeannaNewsom. .20h When a recipe calls for unsalted butter it's like...girl it's not that serious 45 846 15.7K 267K

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marli @sexybitch_111.21h The wow what are you cooking that smells really good starter pack 88 4,425 49.4K 1.4M

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Truly Humbled Under God @_FlyFreakinTye 1d ... Spaghetti be dead wrong all that YELLIN in the microwave to still be cold 81 4.1K 30K 778K

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meghan @deloisivete. 18h Shaking the air fryer basket halfway through cooking 63 8,666 108K 2.2M

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ci @cicireion 18h rate the eats??? i know the chef personally so be cool 456 2,522 58.2K 1M

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Nimisha Barton @NimishaBarton - 22h My husband made those easy bake pillsbury crescent rolls this morning. Ladies and gentlemen, the crescent rolls: WA DA ZONE 2.7K 6.5K 122K 13M

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tara @proletarat.23h My friends in college had a microwave that would still run with the door open 401 2.6K 101K 5M

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Gio @Palace_gio 1d ... Me after cooking this: 259 35 4.6K 26K del 1M

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wyabt @wy4bt.15h MALIN DECION the garbage shit boy Pa @davedittell if you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway 6 476 11.7K 191K

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Valentine @nimu_kamau 2d One day I'll start eating like this and leave fries and rice alone. My problem is when I smell fries my body starts moving like Tom and Jerry. KITCHEN DEPT @flexeatss. 6/20/24 Post gym meal 216 8.4K 79K 3.2M

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@astralfvck•1 15h ... girard 5 ibuprofen 2 garlic girard Try my recipe boy 14 2,841 21.3K 360K

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U. @uniqueblessed• 1d ... My youngest son is so hilarious dawg, whenever he gets hungry he sits in his favorite cabinet and points at the stove lol this is his way of telling me to cook OFF OFF 276 4,230 69.9K 1.9M

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Bophamet @biasbe. 1d  and everyone The replies: 200 blue checks posting else saying you just made an IED Joe Flateau @joeflateau 2d Can't describe how dumb I feel not knowing before today that this hole in the crockpot is for a thermometer ULIGHT 15 381 11K 579K

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Andy Masley @AndyMasley 22h ... Used to think knowing how to cook meant having a massive set of built-up intuitions for how complex flavors pair well or how to get just the right consistency and texture in food but it turns out when people say that they mean the ability to read 175 638 10.7K 405K

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Adam @adamgreattweet 1d ... what my pizza rolls see from the inside of the microwave 13 134 1.2K 57K

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Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHar... 15h ... Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.  Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself. 12 186 3,045 54.7K

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Tyrone @TheTyronePalmer- 17h The vegetables in my crisper looking at me Doordashing yet another meal PRESIDENT 2 - UNITED 69 1,591 28K 834K

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good reddit @GoodReddit - 22h ... Preheated the oven to make some sourdough.. husband put the remote he was hiding from my son in the oven.. oops 89 549 27.9K 1.2M

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big boy online @idonotbleed.2 22h ... My latest invention: Double Lunch. I prepare myself a lunch and before I eat it, I prepare myself a whole separate lunch. Then I eat both of them. Double Lunch 270 1,022 28.1K 926K

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gemini's groove @TheKruJ... 18h ... if i was a chicken, i'd be so mad that i was killed for this kind of meal MJ @Mj_21ii.2d life's good 109 5,566 76.9K 1.7M

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Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus 2d ... Toddler 1: what are we gonna do?? Im still hungry from yesterday..... Toddler 2: lets say we want grilled cheese. There's no way she can spend 4 1/2 hours making grilled cheese The trad mom: max (derogatory) @maxafrass . 3d People who wfh taking their lunch break TikTok @ naraazizasmith SM 1:57 306 4.7K 101K 4.5M

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Billy @tweetsbybilly. 12h .. Told my fiancée that I cook when I'm stressed. Tell me why this lady looks me in the eye and calls me a pressure cooker 113 2,801 19.2K 519K

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Andre the Chemist @andreche... 1d ... You, an idiot: It says to cook at 300 °F for 30 min so if I raise the temp to 600 °F it will only take 15 min. Me, smart, understands science: Fahrenheit is not an absolute temperature scale, so you need to double the temperature from absolute zero. Set the oven to 1020 °F. 20 215 3,506 70.7K

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اليوم BON AIR Controversially Reasonable 21h ... My daughter is cooking breakfast. She knows her brother likes to crack eggs for her. She yell to him i need my little cracker boy! Me and my wife looked at each other and both said, your little cracker boy? 39 1,292 17.7K 281K

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Leen McBeans @LeenMcBeans 17h It appears I've bought a witch's microwave Sensor oz/lb CHN g/kg More Less Gonius Sensor 1200W Sensor Sensor Cook (1-12) Reheat Popcorn Inverter Keep Power Turbo Warm Defrost Level (lb/kg) (10 Levels) 3 2 1 6 5 4 9 8 7 Timer/ Quick o Clock Min (Less) (More) 67K Start Stop/Reset 2.9K 208 56

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Josh @exxhibitj 21h This what you eat in RPGs to gain health after you already used up all your potions and elixirs Brendan Cobbina @iamcobbina. 1d Late Lunch. 158 9.3K 93K 2.5M

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Red da Redz @shes_rADIAnt - 13h You need to be locked up. AEthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy-16h Meal prepping some cheeseburgers for this week 204 103K 10K ils 5.1M

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Q @youcancallmeQ__8 8h ... A glass pot is crazy give the food some privacy Mankhumiše @Ms_... 13h See how you cook Spaghetti! twitter.com/ms_logical/sta... CG 323 15.2K 123K 4.1M

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molly @heymolls.1 1d off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? trv a big spoonful of peanut butter gettyimages Credit BrianHagiwara eating a big spoonful of you will certainly not regret peanut butter 347 2.3K 74K

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Pamela J. Hobart @amelapay.1 17h ... Pro tip, meal prepping is a great way to ensure that you always have food that is cold, a little old, and not what you're in the mood for 132 6,475 77.7K 2M

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ki snow @kiaraimanii_esq 19h ... The paper towel roll when I enter the kitchen to make a full meal: GIF ALT Rasta Pasta @azaw_ras•1 1d Paper towels don't stand a chance when I'm in the kitchen 94 15.6K 105K 3.8M

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atrophy wife @zuza_real 3h ... TA Relcun - ... MT I SALE Saejima So, cooking is a combination of ingredients? I'll try remembering that when I eat. A 4 488 2,245 68K

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J @_YvngJinsengg 23h ... Snatching it down and asking why sober me thought she was smarter than high me tikli @tikli 2d I need to put this in my fridge 2 Electr Dual Control FOR Refrigerator 5 4 + - You'Re NOT Hungry you're stoned!!! SHUT THE DOOR CARROT NUT CAROTTES ET NOIX 3.3K 46K 51 1.5M

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Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog 17h when I was in college and really didn't know how to cook used to just marinate whole chicken wings in nothing but Lea & Perrin's Worcestershire sauce then bake them and it would turn out so good and simple I sometimes still miss it. they would look like this out of the oven: 572 14K 690K 43

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Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer 21h ... what if your partner/spouse was making you dinner from a recipe book and you looked down and one of the ingredients was your full name 52 358 5.9K 269K

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lil$icily @aherosarc 1d ... the worst bf i ever had didn't talk to me a whole dinner once bc a hibachi chef threw a piece of shrimp in my mouth 123 827 29.4K del 745K

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Hispanic Shaun King @okimstillhungry 1d You know what would impress your wife? If you cooked her a meal on a stove. r/pics + Posted by u/lilblacksmurf 14h i.redd.it 1 6 1 2 7 5 1 1 1 1 S 2 3 1 147 1 138 2 1 118 3 1 1 120 I need someone to appreciate this... My wife was unimpressed. Ziplec CONTAIN THE CLUTTER TU 20 BAR .OR Facts ZER 140 Calories callg MIC GoGo 40 it LLA Bag Unbeatable On-The-Go se - CHIPS Grip'n Seal E TRAIL MIX Ziploc 20 POUCH VALUE PACK adidas CLEAN the Little Bites .in

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MJ @mm_jiselle 14h This game of thrones ass meal Brendan Cobbina @ia... 22h Late Lunch. 388 10.1K 123K 4.3M

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Lays @OTD2point0 2h This meal prep shit is so easy. Jasiar up et CON EVERE 5338 2160 OL Juni THEI W REST дол. outside SHMO THE DOUCHE varu all Eunior poulet H SX 2000 20 385 8.6K 514K

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i like food @messedupfoods-13h ... i love eating dry cereal it feels like im eating dog food for boys 15 708 10.4K 237K

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no context memes @weird... 20h ... dude you have no idea how excited i am 6:17 5G < Notes ... Done meal for tomorrow sandwich and chips 48 3,713 54.4K 1.9M

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Jon Bois @jon_bois 22h i never eat the plate. whenever i finish eating the food part i wash the plate in soap and water and leave it to dry so i can use it again later Araaa @shawntifying.2 2d we're cancelling each other over FOOD takes today, post your cancellable FOOD take 75 927 13.5K 421K

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lumberjack wharfie @lumbjackwharfie - 1d yr good friend gracie @clothingweapon 1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium:  5:13 PM 11/12/23.1.3M Views 52 4.5K 40K 1.6K Marie Frances @marsh_minnow.10/22/24 If you really want to elevate your cooking skills, read older cookbooks from the 40s-70s. Most modern cookbooks don't explain cooking techniques and the science behind them. 82 6.6K 108K 3.7M

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gnarly rae jepsen 1d ... just said out loud okay dishes are done and then whipped around to see a dirty pan on the stove. sisyphus i get you brother 282 3,416 35.5K

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jackson @placed_onto.2 20h  lunch Ass dinner,who am i Kidding, this is Lunch in everything But the name, show someone a Picture of this and they'll say That's a Delicious looking lunch 6 288 3,624 126K

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