40 Bizarre Jobs Mike Rowe Wouldn’t Touch With a 10-Foot Pole

He doesn’t have what it takes to be a Sniffer or a Yogurt Lady
40 Bizarre Jobs Mike Rowe Wouldn’t Touch With a 10-Foot Pole

You can rent a friend, and you can rent a nose, but you cant rent a friends nose.

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Professional Bridesmaid

DON'T WANT TO BURDEN YOUR FRIENDS BY MAKING THEM BE PART OF YOUR BRIDAL PARTY? HIRE A PROFESSIONAL BRIDESMAID! JEN GLANZ STARTED HER BUSINESS, BRIDESMAID FOR HIRE, .AFTER A FRIEND JOKED SHE WAS A PROFESSIONAL BRIDESMAID. NOW JEN IS IN 25-30 WEDDINGS PER YEAR, AND SHE TEACHES OTHER WOMEN TO START THEIR OWN PROFESSIONAL BRIDESMAID BUSINESSES. CRACKED.COM

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Fortune Cookie Writer

Freelance writers are hired every couple of years to compose brand- new messages for fortune cookies by the world's largest fortune cookie manufacturer: Wonton Food, Inc. GRAGKED.COM

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Professional Cuddler

CRACKED COM Professional Cuddlers get paid to cuddle strangers and make them feel good in a totally platonic way. The cuddle sessions are considered therapeutic and sometimes involve activities like hand holding, synchronized breathing, and eye-gazing.

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Professional Mourners

Moirologists, or professional mourners, are paid to grieve and comfort families at funerals. It's not a new profession. The practice of professional mourning dates back to Ancient Egypt. CRACKED.COM

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Underwater Pizza Delivery

CRACKED.COM ROB DOYLE HAS THE WEIRDEST, MOST UNIQUE JOB IN THE WORLD -MAINLY BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO PERFORMS IT. НЕ DELIVERS PIZZA... UNDERWATER. DOYLE WORKS FOR JULES' UNDERSEA LODGE IN KEY LARGO, FLORIDA, WHICH BILLS ITSELF AS THE FIRST AND ONLY UNDERWATER HOTEL WHERE SCUBA DIVING IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO YOUR ROOM. AND THE ONLY WAY TO DELIVER A PIZZA.

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Gross Stunt Tester

CRACKED.COM In Hollywood, a GROSS STUNT TESTER taste-tests unusual food (and other) items before the talent chows down on TV. 11 VA CD 623 LIVE UCOUS TOCK- VAR LIVE ROA ROACHES MUCOUS COCH CHES LIV COC MOCO RAT ROAC RAT NADS GONADS GROSS RAT - - INTERN ONE GROSS GONAD ROSEDA ONE GROSS RTED RO ASSORTED VINE ROV BALLS The gross-out game show FEAR FACTOR has paid interns $100 to swallow wine made from worms they stomped into slush themselves, and maggot shakes full of live flies.

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License Plate Blocker

Due to severe traffic congestion, Tehran has instituted a policy of people with certain license plate numbers not Sarakos Mashhad being able to drive down certain Sanzev21 roads on certain days. To combat this people have started hiring license plate blockers so that the Iranian capital's numerous traffic cameras won't catch their car being driven illegally. CRACKED COM

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Death Row Appeals Attorney

... TELL US NOW. DEATH ROW APPEALS ATTORNEY Bryan M. tells us, Most people aren't aware that every case where someone is sentenced to death is automatically appealed. Most people on death row cannot afford an attorney, so the state and federal systems have public defenders specifically to do those appeals. CRACKED.COM

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Sports Daycare Worker

... TELL US NOW. SPORTS DAYCARE WORKER Brooke M. enlightens us, I was a nanny for the Texas Rangers. They had an underground daycare center where the players would bring their children during the game. CRACKED.COM

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Rock Music Transcriber

... TELL US NOW. ROCK MUSIC TRANSCRIBER David S. shares, For fifteen years, I listened to commercially successful rock music and wrote out all the guitar parts so they could be published in songbooks and magazines for people to learn to play them. CRACKED.COM

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Safe Deposit Guard

... TELL US NOW. SAFE DEPOSIT GUARD Spencer D. shares, Sat in the safe deposit vault in the bank to let people in. There where times where I could go days without seeing anyone. Then I saw people with some really odd stuff and doing some really odd things as well. CRACKED.COM

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Luggage Recovery Delivery

... TELL US NOW. LUGGAGE RECOVERY DELIVERY Lizzy L. tells us, I delivered luggage that the airport had lost and then found to its owners and worked for a private company (a.k.a. not hired by the airport or any airlines in specific) adding, It sucked. CRACKED.COM

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Flavor Lab Technician

... TELL US NOW. FLAVOR LAB TECHNICIAN Kate G. used to work as a lab technician for a flavor company. My job was to taste and smell every batch of every flavor they made to make sure it was right. Hundreds of flavors a day. CRACKED.COM

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Love Letter Ghostwriter

... TELL US NOW. LOVE LETTER GHOSTWRITER Ben J. shares, I used to ghostwrite raunchy love letters as a side gig. As weird as it was funny. Give me some details, a couple bucks via Paypal, and two days time, and I'll get her (or him) swooning and blushing with 95% guarantee. CRACKED.COM

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Grave Stone Refurbisher

... TELL US NOW. GRAVE STONE REFURBISHER Dan В. worked in 1700-1800 historically significant New England grave stone refurbishment. Essentially digging up 300-year-old graves and putting them back together. CRACKED.COM

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