40 Ridiculous Headlines That Aren’t Worth the Microfiche They’re Printed On

Melt it down and turn it into a Sprite bottle or something
40 Ridiculous Headlines That Aren’t Worth the Microfiche They’re Printed On

The news is pretty bleak, but at least we have the heat death of the universe to look forward to. 

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Infrastructure Week

WEIRD WORLD A newly built road got damaged during, uh... its own inauguration ceremony. At the ceremony in Uttar Pradesh, India, an official smashed a coconut on the freshly-built road - and cracked it. CRACKED.COM

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Wow, That’s Pretty Racist

WEIRD WORLD Decathlon will no longer sell any canoes, so that migrants don't use them. In the North of France, that is-the fear is, apparently, that migrants would use them to get to the UK. CRACKED.COM

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The World’s Largest Potato

WEIRD WORLD The world's largest potato, an utter monstrosity, was dug up in New Zealand. The potato holding the Guinness World Record weighs 5 kg, but this one weighs 7.9 kg (or 17.4 pounds), so it'll probably take the #1 spot. CRACKED.COM

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Axe-Wielding Maniac

WEIRD WORLD An axe-wielding maniac in Winnipeg demanded pizza from a delivery guy. The guy was delivering pizzas to another house in the neighborhood, apparently at the very worst time possible. CRACKED.COM

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The Church of Latter-day Saints

WEIRD WORLD A billionaire in Utah left the LDS church and donated to an LGBTQ group. Specifically, he donated $600k - which is kind of chump change for him, but it's still pretty welcome, all things considered, especially since he stated the church is actively and currently doing harm in the world, including to LGBTQ people?ACKED.COM

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College Ring

WEIRD WORLD Somehow, a college ring was found 10 years after it got lost, outside a high school. (illustration) A high school student saw it on the ground took it home, and cleaned it up - and, it turned out, his mom knew someone who knew who had lost it. CRACKED.COM

Source: UPI

Noah’s Ark

WEIRD WORLD In Britain, they deemed a Noah's Ark replica unseaworthy and kept it from sailing away. It's a 230-foot-long ship that's been turned into a floating museum -- but Ipswich authorities said it has deficiencies, so it's not floating anywhere for now. CRACKED.COM

Source: BBC

Border Collies

WEIRD WORLD A Border Collie lost in a car crash was found herding sheep on a sheep farm. The dog was thrown out of a car in a crash in Idaho, and they found him on a nearby sheep farm days later, healthy and herding the ship. CRACKED.COM

Source: KHQ

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