40 Ridiculous Headlines That Aren’t Worth the Microfiche They’re Printed On
Melt it down and turn it into a Sprite bottle or something

The news is pretty bleak, but at least we have the heat death of the universe to look forward to.
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Chess

Infrastructure Week

Crypto

Weed

Warhorses

Fatou

New York City

QAnon

Suez Canal

Tiger King

Joe Rogan

Eric Clapton

Texas

ACAB

Meta

Kellogg’s

Wow, That’s Pretty Racist

The World’s Largest Potato

Prince Andrew

Dollar Tree

Groundhog Day

Taxes

Winnipeg

Axe-Wielding Maniac

Soul Train

The Biggest Losing Streak in NBA History

Russia

The Taliban

London Olympics

The Church of Latter-day Saints

Vaccinations

Excel

His Strange Addiction

Source: The Guardian
College Ring

Source: UPI
Noah’s Ark

Source: BBC
Border Collies

Source: KHQ
Coca-Cola

Source: The Hill
Guinness

Soccer

Tesla
