65 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of November 11, 2024

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65 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of November 11, 2024

Emmy-winners Jason Sudeikis and Melissa McCarthy spent their week pushing back on their critics. While Sudeikis once again defended Ted Lasso Season Three, Melissa McCarthy fired back at nerds who said the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot “ruined” their childhood. Speaking of bad reviews, it turns out audiences aren’t the only ones who thought Joker: Folie à Deux was a total bust — a cast member came forward as well to call the movie an absolute disaster.

We also received some harrowing news out of New Jersey. Kingda Ka at Six Flags Great Adventure was once the fastest, tallest roller coaster in the world, hitting 128 mph over 456 feet in just four short seconds. But the record-breaking ride has now been shuttered after nearly 20 years of thrills, with plans for new replacements already underway. Six Flags Great Adventure President Brian Bacica addressed fans in a statement, noting that “saying goodbye to beloved rides can be difficult,” but “these changes are an important part of our growth and dedication to delivering exceptional new experiences.” 

Pour one out for Kingda Ka.

The week also brought hysterical new tweets that touched on all of these topics and more. The funniest included those about a perfect man’s interests, a covert death threat and intimacy on the ice.

xavier @nahimdifferent - 3 3d anywhere a walkable city if u broke enough 179 16K 138K 2.2M
The Ginger Swindler (sixers apologist) @lilyd... . 4d ... ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted the day off. 2 2.3K 12K 259K
someone left the cake out in the rain @bjorksun... .3d ... the perfect man doesn't ex- Interests Going outside Reading Birding Jerking off 4 59 2.4K 79K
@manic_posting 3d bitches be like wtf don't put redbull in my vodka that's too much caffeine! first of all bitch it's not caffeine its like some other shit plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of its hazards yet 13 1.2K 16K 246K
Liv :P @liv_username.2d ... When someone's email address isn't @ gmail it's like WOW you are one interesting chica 827 21K 308K 5.5M
Neil Renic @NC_Renic 4d I love research because it combines my two favorite things: sitting and anxiety 34 4.4K 26K 615K
Dekunle @Dekunle27. 4d ... The First one I see Kelechi @JustKelechi 4d What family member will you body slam for $50,000,000? 32 1.8K 5.7K 219K
kerstin @krstnrc. 3d ???? i'm like 5'1 btw I was admiring a pic of Cameron brink and thought of you lol 14 7 1.7K 242K
kris @notwithhaste_ 3d i'm curious why s3 couldn't have been an e-mail to olivia wilde TVLine.com @TVLine 3d TV #TedLasso's Jason Sudeikis Weighs In on Season 3 Backlash: 'Some People Want to Judge, They Don't Want to Be Curious' tvline.com/news/ted-lasso... 16 291 3.6K 200K
John spuuky Choi @spuuky 4d ... almost a year into our relationship and i understand her perfectly now Jwssadffgv ccvbbnhhffdssssddfddddd ddkskdjfjgklhlgkfkjfjdksllalakskdjjgjjgkf ndnfngnkfkslslskkfjg You can come if u speed V??? V Delivered ?0 5.9K 175K 180 2.6M
corb @awshuqs. 3d being unemployed is so hard Tuesday - 12 Nov 2024 10 AM wake up look at twitter 11 AM contemplate suicide 11AM-12PM 11:58 consider selling drugs 12-1PM 1 PM consume nutrients 1-2PM 2 PM play fortnite 2-5PM 3 PM 4 PM 5 PM contemplate suicide again 5-6PM 6 PM watch obscure youtube videos 6PM-12AM 536 29K 7M 228K
Brooklyn @bklynb4by.3d zelda: Toast @Themb0flcation 43m Still waiting for link 1 1 29 del 2,1K Toast @Themb0flcation 1h Please provide link 3 47 3,3K Toast @Themb0flcation 1h You have the link 25 1,8K Toast @ThembOflcation 1h What's the source 27 del 1,9K Toast @Themb0flcation1h Link 25 del 1,7K 2 242 2.6K 51K
em @waxminute 4d our washing machine broke and this was what the manufacturer' s payment link for the repair looked like 193205273/Gancik 145.00 Amount to Pay Total £145.00 (GBP) Billing address First name First name Last name Surname Email ( Optional) 77 1K 33K 699K
dani @djpon3stan 3d I suck at cuddling After like 15 mins I'm going to go scroll on twitter 70 4.9K 43K 1M
jynx @jynxbby 4d me after saying girl bye to a man @jynxbby C 179 28K 184K 2.7M
marsh @moeairy 3d me when i find my friends in a comment section Lois Griffin 4 years ago Could barely hear the fucking video 2 REPLY Hide replies ^ PETER Griffin 1 week ago Hi lois REPLY 152 16K 149K 1.8M
indie @INDIEWASHERE. 3d ... stop asking me out to places after 4pm when it's dark outside...it's winter now i want to be in bed dressed like this by 5pm sharp 23K 149K 111 3M
Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms 3d when I have a bad Thursday: Jon Taffer @jontaffer. 3d Some bar, somewhere, is going to feel the heat tonight... 44 6.4K 4.9M 78K
meez. @abortedamyadams.4 4d Al is coming for your job Yeah right I'd like to see AI wax a coochie + 423.8K ... 1,060 Repost to followers AIR 28K 189 503K 7.4M
WIFTY!! ( YEAR OF SHADOW @wiftyNA.4 4d ... i cant do ts no more 68 1.7K 20K 529K
freaky EVIL gerard @mxshrxxmbxy -4 4d ... im a person now yippee TH SJ-SC a В 008 (16 yrs) Sex: Person RN ADMIT:11/10/2024 LASER BAND 12K 484 253K 2.4M
Nick Stellini @StelliniTweets . 3d This is one of the joints that moves in next to Bob's Burgers mike taddow @MikeTaddow. 3d heard it be going down in that spot THAI TANIC CUISINE 86 9.4K 114K 3.1M
Sea Pickle @seapicklereal 20h I don't really show this side of me at all on here but I'm like pretty well versed in the theme park world and this is essentially the equivalent to Nintendo taking Mario out back and shooting him in the fucking head Culture Crave @CultureCrave . 20h Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey is removing Kingda Ka from its park-it's the world's tallest roller coaster It will be replaced with a 'multi-world-record-breaking launch roller coaster' in 2026 Six Flags® GREAT ADVENTURE RESORT 57 2.7K 33K 874K
tannertan36 @tannertan36.3d ... of Love - me trying to sneak my niche interests into conversations 51 11K 79K 1.4M
chance @chanceposts. 3d ... knee-deep in the passenger seat or whatever 728 7.2K 141K 4.1M
Tim Clark @_Tim_Clark_ 3d ... CURH I will make January 6th look like a pillow fight Daniel @growing_daniel. 4d Rfk jr definitely gonna make these things illegal EATABLY MERRATOR SMUCKER'S Uncrustables W 27V310P STREET Abou en 16? Thaw& Eat! Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly Sandwich NT 20180g 190095 236 9.8K 147K 7.1M
gale na @poisonjr 3d ...  Gang we will shrink u 100percent 27 1.8K 15K 246K
Queen Liza @Krystal... 14h ... Bruh Drommba @drommba.8h ... Maybe sex is a normal part of the human experience Joakim @joakial_.16h Maybe society is a bit too sexualized 26 217 2.7K cofwl @beAllendAll_ - 8h no its not 7 9 59 Name can't be blank @hormblende. 6h ... it literally is? people are doing it all the time 2 9 cofwl @beAllendAll_.5h bandwagon fallacy 4 36 146 1,021 27.9K 424K
advanced apathy @Tragedy_An... 5d ... my house is like a lot nicer than this Active @activecrib . 5d BuT HuMaNs aRe tHe mOsT AdVaNcEd sPeCiEs  roach.guts now Didnt feel like emailing  roach.guts now Hi gay! This is ur reminder to show up tmwr г a human, experiencing it for the fi 99 7.1K 266K 2.8M
sofia @kihyunoi 5d just broke up with my long term boyfriend by leaving a handwritten letter on his door because he kept avoiding having a serious conversation with me in person 577 11K 346K 4.9M
abby 96 @mikkothemoose96.5d have you ever tried .... this one? Gumm DAKTRON uchea 95 HONNA 65 Sou vest® I 4 5 3RD PERIOD 4:36 Ball 10 145 2.6K 86K
rat jackson @ratjackson_ 4d ... my manager got stabbed 301 5K 155K 3.4M
james @sufjanstebbins.4d ... i miss her every day like come back T-Mobile Wi-Fi 4:05 PM & 81% Noho Hank i Text Message Goran would like to see you. Today 4 05 PM GULP nohobal head of marketing @nohohankpilled. 4d Anyone here still gaf about noho hank 7 883 15K 634K
jac @reneexroan.4 4d ... sometimes wish gilmore girls was made today just so i could see her lez out 58 2.8K 53K 989K
Maple @MapleRereborn-4d Pogo stick for little hamsters and perhaps mice DR Mamzy @um1_umar 11/25/21 Since you boys know everything what's this @EXPLORIZE E 312K 701 17K 11M
President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro - 5d $30 Cool pants that every woman I know hates Portland, OR 12 374 8.8K 253K
Galactus @BJStrongArmAHo.4d ... She looks like the Black bestie in that movie that only has seven lines. drea kordei @aundrearunway 4d she looks like shes in a hallmark movie and her high school crush just approached her 456 14K 280K 5.3M
Bradderall Jenkins @stimmyaddict.4d No, She's not. She's a congressman's daughter with a coke habit figuring herself out in New York. murph @mickmami.5d your future wife is probably on her way to church btw 19 9.8K 618K 168
$B @killbrendan . 4d ... i get why these mfs 100 100 wake up n scream 25 4.9K 37K 704K
kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 4d I'm gonna try making some Baja Blast chicken 24 FRESH THEN RECYCLE Mtn Dew Blast Baja with Blast of Natural and and Tropical Lime Flavor FAMILY FARMS 2 Liter ANTIBIOTICS 2 a 255 mL CANS / f 9.0 i I oz CEN - - - NO ANTIBIOTICS EVER 1.7K 15K 336K 18M
The Jay Agenda @JayJurden . 5d at a Shawn Mendes concert Onstage Salvatore @dark_salvatoree 11/8/24 where can I find a man who dresses like this? 272 13K 368K 8.3M
orb @strwbrysuccubus . 4d any sex i've had has been satirical and doesn't count 2 3.7K 26K del 601K

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