40 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of November 4, 2024

Is he cooking for a raccoon?
40 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of November 4, 2024

According to Deadline, audiences are headed back to a galaxy far, far away. Lucasfilm has tapped Simon Kinberg for an expansion of the Star Wars universe, which is set to pick up where 2019’s The Rise of Skywalker left off. Kinberg plans to create three new entries in the Skywalker Saga, and would join the likes of James Mangold, Taika Waititi and Donald Glover in developing work within the iconic franchise. 

Still, when the news initially broke, one doubter tweeted that Lucasfilm “teases next slate of fake projects that will be canceled.” 

Ouch!

That said, the revolving door of canceled projects at Lucasfilms was hardly the only thing getting sliced and diced this week. Other digital burn victims include a Candyland college, an ageless wonder and the worst thing about Australia.

the wholesome heathen TM @doc_debauchery 5d meatballs more important than the baby at the baby shower Queen of the Big Backs @MsBigBack·5 5d Who's the star of the baby shower? Meatballs or Deviled Eggs 210 13K 91K 3.4M
dru @teimuu 4d never let your girlfriend put you on life360 now chloe <3 big fatass wanted some chipotle huh 96 1.8K 50K del 1.1M
anh* @Lostmypieces_.44 ... hate when some people have a lot of trinkets but there is no soul in their collection .. just following trends. i can see right through you 173 12K 112K 2.2M
den without the nis @onthecrosslook•5 5d my favorite media trope!! alcoholic alcoholic alcoholic alcoholic alcoholic 55 4.1K 58K 776K
broti gupta @BrotiGupta 4d I think what this guy has achieved is looking completely ageless. that doesn't mean young, that means that i wouldn't believe ANY number of years. i'd believe his age was something like a shape, or a texture. even a thin mist made up of an unknown gas vittorio @IterIntellectus 10/31/24 bryan may be up to something. he does NOT look 47 CLYSIUM REJUVENATION 19 59 2.3K 99K
rach @rachutation . 5d Не looks like every boy who left school to do an apprenticeship in some kind of trade Barry Keoghan @BarryKeoghan 55 #NewProfilePic NO 280 7.4K 228K 6.2M
Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson : 16h Lucasfilm teases next slate of fake projects that will be canceled DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 1d 'STAR WARS' Episodes 10-12 are reportedly in the works. Simon Kinberg is writing the trilogy although some insiders think it may be the start of a new saga instead. (Source: Deadline) STAR WARS TM 713 307K 79 14K
Ben Phillips @benphillips76 - 5d the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid's Tale to the author of The Handmaid's Tale Margaret E Atwood @MargaretA... .5h ... MickLuckovich OAR CheAtlanta journal VOTE 11K del 1.1M 403 45K FacesOutOfContext Follow @FacesOutOfCTX The author of that book used Islam, not Christianity, an a model for her imaginary world. This is obviously true, as it resembles Islamic culture and law, and not Christian 2.2K 31K 315K 11M
pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96. 6d ... The final boss of shitty 2000's spoof movies THE 41-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN WHO KNOCKED UP SARAH MARSHALL AND FELT SUPERBAD ABOUT IT EXTRA VIRGIN EDITION McANALOVIN BETTER THAN REGULAR VIRGINI 220 1.5K 28K 859K
@ratlimit @ratlimit. 5d This is who I picture if you say you went to 'Pepperdine University'. CandyLand ass sounding institution RAINBOW TRAIL LORD LICORICE 10 31K 1.6K 781K
@oliviatheehye 3d ... moo deng after the DNC gets ahold of her Food Porn @FoodPornPhotos.9/30/24 Mayo or Barbecue Sauce 99 3.2K 93K 4.1M
louisa @stabfreeman.4d 12 years old in 2021 is diabolical vic @lotscatorccio . 5d irly ijbol i found this list i made in 2021 at 12 years old just chucked a random man on the end to be safe ave reacher shallows coast is DATE Celebrities I like 6/240 التر - Jenna Ortega Emma myers -Madelaine Petsch Vanessa Morgan - cate blanchett - Sandra Bullock -Leng readey lena headey -Zenda ya -Piper ptrabo -Maya hawke -Poja cat -Billie Eilish -١٠٢٠ reinhart teamimendes -ian somerhaldy 4 169 6.6K 146K
RTVZ @ASAPRutvz. 5d first artist to ever roll-in an album MER NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast - 5d Orders for A$AP Rocky's 'DON'T BE DUMB' Vinyl are reportedly starting to get refunded... It was initially set to release August 30th. We had to cancel your preorder because the item was unavailable. You won't be charged. We've started a refund of $25.86. View the cancellation overview in your order details. 6 View order details Item canceled DON'T BE DUMB ASAP ROCKY 51 1.5K 36K 1.1M
Mike @MikeBeaudreault . 3 3d As a Massachusetts resident, I'm concerned about the ongoing issue at the southern border. I'm voting for whoever strengthens it and keeps the Connecticut drivers OUT 268 965 19K 812K
Tabrez @tabrezdont.4d ... or you could just read them Laila. @drlailaafg 5d Have sex with books, Be Pregnant with knowledge and give birth to success 422 28K 256K 6.2M
narrative architect @nduuvundika 1d ... Because they can't spell nxili bunny @c0ckbiter7. 1d Why do men always want to call you??? 708 12K 80K 3.1M
shell @Shellerina_.1 17h ... We went into your Letterboxd and laughed at your detailed reviews 38 841 7.8K 151K
lia @beefyfridgers - 2d Idgaf if y'all think this is 2016 again put that free verse poetry DOWN im not in the damn mood 3 382 5.2K 95K
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen 1d ... irresponsible to release this news when so many people are already considering suicide THR The Hollywood Reporter @THR.1d Bill Maher HBO Comedy Special 'Is Anyone Else Seeing This?' Set for Early 2025 hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv- news/bil... 9 287 5.6K 192K
Luc @ellkay_ . 3 3d Gerard Way witnessed 9/11 AND his cousin is Joe Rogan?? How much tragedy must one man endure State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast. 3d Joe Rogan (cousin to My Chemical Romance vocalist Gerard Way) has endorsed Donald Trump for president. 271 15K 228K 5.5M
theRoddick @OriginalRoddick .22h She's going to feel pretty stupid when she has to change her name to United Kingdom Ferrera. Mail @MailOnline 1d Online Daily Mail Online America Ferrera blames Donald Trump as she joins growing list of stars fleeing the US for a new life in the UK trib.al/4lFg4W3 331 5.9K 128K 3.5M
Austine @theereal_one . 2d ... They have creatures Noah didn't bring into his ark. It's a no Araaa @shawntifying 2d Would you guys move to Australia if offered a job there? 682 24K 199K 7.2M
not julia @ceIestewright . 4d No real housewives is crazy let me be a guest lecturer Danielle Lindemann @djlindee. 5d I could not be any more excited about the slate of final presentations for my Sociology of Reality TV class. Sociology of Reality Final Presentation Schedule 3rd The Sociology of Homophily in Love is Blind The Sociology of Lesbian Relationships in The Ultimatum: Queer Love The Sociology of Women's Work in Wife Swap The Sociology of Perfectionism on Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders The Sociology of Age Stereotyping on The Golden Bachelor The Sociology of Emotions in Too Hot to Handle The Sociology of
1d @spen spencer Juan Soto on the Tropicana Field stadium tour MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews-1d The #Rays have checked in on free- agent OF Juan Soto, per @JonHeyman NEW YOAK 127 1.7K 36K 3.1M
Anti @Unc1eAnt.4d ... JACOBS BY MARC JACOBS FOR MARC BY MARC JACOBS IN COLLABORATION WITH MARC JACOBS FOR MARC BY MARC JACOBS S 100% CACHEMIRE FABRIQUÉ EN CHINE Habitual line stepper @drewapicasso_ .4d x.com/Tumi213/status... 351 32K 210K 7.1M
@DaveClegane- 2d ... We have an education crisis in this country Su Abdi @ComeOnItsAbdi.2 2d PHILADALPHEIA IS IN PENSYALLVANIA?? 177 11K 117K 3.4M
The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats 3d ... i've kept my silence long enough there just shouldn't be two guys called this Inside with Jen Psaki NBCU @InsideWithPsaki-3d TONIGHT at 8pm ET: @jonfavs DECISION 2024 JON FAVREAU TONIGHT 8PM 162 1.6K 50K 1.8M
Lee Radziwill @RadziwillLee 1d ... Target has 9 year olds dressed in sequin sets like Blanche on her way to the Rusty Anchor. doram II I il - 50% $6 9s $6 357 2,413 24.9K 1.1M
@saahbaarbie - 22h no noise november, everybody shut the fuck up 202 46.6K 158K 3.1M
kbr @Kevchesterr.1 18h i love a woman that drinks beer like yeaaahhh my lil construction worker 112 3,519 31.1K 757K
Paper - Jim's Back @NotJubileeJim 20h ... !!! - - you gained an hour dumbass Mikael @BacardiCapital.20h Loosing an hour last night reminded me how I lost you 13 140 5,915 179K
Aint Nobody Coming To See Y... 15h ... Billie Eillish be dressing like Heavy D and the Boys to sing that apples and bananies music 11 426 2,167 66.1K
Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Fiel... 20h ... Oooo let's just post the shirtless pic next time Pao @paocls . 1d I'll do the cooking 42 722 30K 753K
Jon @jonbir90.20h Nearly time for posts like 'Winter Wonderland with this one x' and the fella looks like this. 23 466 12K 729K
särõ @fin_martre 15h ... People move to nyc and just start posting pictures of anything 90 1,393 19.2K 419K
@realte... 3h ... warm cup of tea bags with threatening auras CEL TROPUCTION ITALIANS ARE EVERYWHERE EATALY 36 622 9,915 287K
rice @412ricefarmer 16h In 2028 he'll be old enough to run for president al gore age All Images News Videos Shopping Al Gore > Age 76 years Date of birth Place of birth March 31, 1948 Washington, D.C. 33 857 31.1K 331K
trinity @trinityemari 19h yall wanna live at chipotle so bad INTERIOR PORN @INT... 22h This refrigerated drawer is what I NEED 218 3,044 113K 2M
chloeTS ... OLO @chloespalmtrees- 15h wow you're so ugly Andrew Tate @Cobr... .2 21h 1,014 7,264 208K del 2.9M
Synexdoche @amor_fatti - 7 7h ... viva-1a-resistance Follow ... i really love the phrase with all due respect because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch. 104.4K notes 10 2,278 14.5K 239K

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