48 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of November 4, 2024

At least he’s being upfront
48 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of November 4, 2024

Per usual, a lot happened this week. In Scranton, casting director Allison Jones went on the Office Ladies podcast to reveal that although we consider Steve Carell and Michael Scott as one-and-the-same, Carell wasn’t Greg Daniels’ first pick for the role. In otherworldly news, Josh Gad says that the newly finished script for Spaceballs 2 is “amazing” — which is exactly what the screenwriter of the newly finished script for Spaceballs 2 would say. And while live from New York as the host of SNL, John Mulaney poked fun at a man with a very unfortunate name: Harvey Epstein, who is a real guy running for city council. Epstein does, though, have a good sense of humor about the whole thing, even taking to Twitter to agree with some of Mulaney’s jokes. 

We also got some great news from the Academy. While they still don’t have a host for the upcoming Oscars, we have been marked safe from a ceremony led by Ryan Reynolds. The Deadpool & Wolverine star was very candid on the Variety Awards Circuit Podcast about rumors of him and Hugh Jackman being “top choices” for the gig, stating that although it’s his dream to host one day, that day isn’t coming any time soon. 

Over on the timeline, this week’s tweets were wild. The funniest included those about Milwaukee’s Wario, why you shouldn’t kill yourself and Paddington’s revenge.

Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe... . 1d ... Saw two dads share a dad joke out in the wild. At a grocery store, two guys exchanging a cart. The guy taking the cart said did ya put some gas in it? And the other guy patted the cart and said yep, filled 'er up for ya and they had a good little chuckle together 58 1,068 25.3K 337K
@saahbaarbie - 22h no noise november, everybody shut the fuck up 202 46.6K 158K 3.1M
derek guy @dieworkwear 15h im a single issue voter and this is my issue can wear cool clothes but there's no closet space lots of closet space but ppt will make fun of you if you wear cool clothes 372 3,915 83.8K 2M
Twiz @twizzyu 16h ... I didn't know that Milwaukee had a Wario 75 C Islan Gam Zilwaukee aginaw River 79 1,901 46.1K 1M
victoria zeller (preorde... 23h ... bc of gambling debt Grace Freud @GraceGFreud 2d A lot of people are bisexual in the same way Michael Jordan also played baseball and that's beautiful and I hope they learn to accept it. 17 895 17K 656K
@ratlimit @ratlimit 17h why tf do they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten'. the thumb would have to be huge National Forest on Mountain Mackinaw City Manitoulin Escanaba Island A Cheboygan Petoskey Tobermory Marinette 6 Alpena Lake Human Green Bay Lake Michigan - Sheboygan M o Sag . Muskegon Milwaukee o London Sarnia Grand R o Holland Kenosha 401 o Kalamazoo An Lake Ene O Evanston 69 - Chicago - I I I South Bend O C Toledo 10 4,873 91.4K 2.1M
cheyain't @reddskyy_ 17h THIS BEING MY LOCAL NEWS???? Turn your cocks 11 12 1 BA 9 10 WNEM 2 3 8 4 K 5 7 6 one hour tonight 36m 1s City Saginaw Midland Flint, MI 219 5,255 85.9K 2M
Kayla @luv2read13.19h ... in a effort to both drink more water and practice my g splitting I have resorted to this GUINNESS GUINNESS 38 278 17K del 696K
Chris Stedman @ChrisDSted... 18h ... Need this backstory so bad DUE TO RECENT EVENTS OUIJA BOARDS ARE NO LONGER PERMITTED ON THE PATIO your ППИО - in - 671 18.6K 216K 5.2M
cigaret easton ellis @genderis... 14h ... as a child i never realised winnie the pooh's friend piglet was wearing a jumper. i always interpreted it as some kind of segmented carapace 144 2,519 32.7K 484K
Mars :3c @MarcieMushrooms 13h ... this is what I imagine coding is like Ladder Zombie @the_seven1.2d DO NOT ERASE Ha-heh! GNOME. НЕ IS HOLDING THE FABRIC OF REALITY TOGETHER. 244 5,386 76.6K 1M
owen * @gatorcomputer. 3h ... new piercing idea: the full-body piercing. let me know what you think 64 1,904 19.1K 165K
Jada Lynn MM MM @Jayyyyyy_25.21h ... Grandparents buy their grandkids anything DURO 467 4,527 61.2K 1M
Kath Barbadoro: REBORN @k... .21h ... twitter feels like this now EXXON SUNOC ATE - TACO M BELL RY XON McDonald's GIFTS & SOUVEN Restaurant CELL - adidas Perkins THE TRO:2 Quezoos Sus PE BOLUBE - adidas جامع EXON Clas Cash Self Dirrer 658 - WAL SAMS R 305A I 39 EXON - 4271 170 4,264 61.7K 888K
Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_l... 15h ...  well, you know what they say, A Pope's nephew dies twice; the second time like all men, the first time when his uncle dies. -Cardinal Albani 12 414 6,586 139K
the federalist stinks!!!! @rajan... 21h ... Nice/chemicals is a false dichotomy from which Americans have freed ourselves Charlotte H V @Charlot... . 2d Americans, are these actually nice? They look like they'd just taste of chemicals x.com/flvttershy_/S... 40 1,996 29.7K 754K
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer- 1d I've been throwing pieces of bread to the gnomes in my garden and they've begun to offer me little gifts in return 1.4K 17K 273K 59
Nova @ms_casanova_ . 14h I was scared for you for a sec (Persephone) @c_schd . 21h !!!!!!!! x.com/c_schd/status/... EGO7 280 7.2K 2.6M 128K
tall spice @bigbodybae.1 19h ... they saving ALL the daylight damn???????? 161 12.3K 79.4K del 1.5M
@paddingtonbear 1d Paddington ... How exciting, Mr. Buchanan has been let out for the evening due to good behaviour. PADDINGTON IN PERU 45 1K 17K 459K
linnea @psion00000.17h it knew just what I wanted + liMessage nonbinary yoga e r t q W y 152 4.1K 48K
Harry Hill @veryharryhill. 17h ... Silver linings... СЦИАВ EYO T'ИО Y 8 Alzheimer S on my moms side + dementia on my im dad's = 100% chance I W + get to watch challengers again for the first time 117K someday <3 ... 161 1,800 602 5 19K 254K
Molly @FSUmollz . 19h ... My mom: *at home praying for my safety* Me in the middle of the street at 3am: FOX NFL PORTA 87 MOHNSON 13 1.9K 41K del 1.1M
Zeta Grey (Little Evil Being) @pissGoblin . d ... Never have doubted, never will doubt U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS. 1d USFWS Never underestimate the power of freshwater mussels. 20 3.5K 80K 1.8M
ashley @sillygirl4everr.16h Krou ninkelodeon SPONGEBOB SQuarePaNtS BG No ALB 9 ashley @sillygirl4everr.2 23h joe getting his ipad time in and SMILING happy for him 18 1.3K 30K 1M
dooney and broke @fincherslay 1d these are moments where i get a chill and hear an eagle cry @flvttershy_.3d رين i wanna try these so bad Google american ass pink cookies All Short videos Videos Places sites Images SAVE LOPTHOUSE GOORIES MADE L - - - IMPRETTY Frosted LOFTBOUSE SUGAR Seft COOKIES Frosted SUGAR COOKIES Dandy Sex People Can't Stop Fighting Over... OKAY do you guys actually like... BuzzFeed News Reddit 71 2.6K 118K
Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat1 19h I can't wait for Nov 5 the election? No the Sephora sale | forgot about that haha 22 1.4K 22K 584K
liz @suupercuut . 1 15h •Lorde's birthday (Nov. 7) POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 17h Upcoming events in culture: Election Day (Nov. 5) Grammy Nominations (Nov. 8) People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive Issue (Nov. 12) People 10 428 7.2K 126K
Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian 1d this is where they did that one lightsaber fight in the last jedi Dancer on Film @DancerOnFilm. 2d Marilyn Monroe performing Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend in GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES (1953) dir. Howard Hawks/chgph. Jack Cole  22 562 13K 288K
ShaneSaw Massaere @FinalDude78. 1d the vibe I bring into election week 19 337 3.6K 93K
stevie/buck 102 @odysseyscene 1d me when i start hyperfixating on a new actor farooha @fufekk 1d in 3 months 9:57 65 M now You're the most beautiful girl I've seen in 3 months 128 17K 164K 4M
Kiki Ball-Change @kikiballchange 1d Me to myself when I deserve a little treat NBC 31 11K 104K 1.7M
ash @heythatsmeash -1 1d ... Overheard a guy ending a conversation: well, those are all my funny things I had to say. 353 8,397 150K 3.2M
daniela @dicknsn 20h ... 22h @ghoulhag اقرأ sorry for being a perverted sex freak and a celibate prude at the same time 16 905 9K del 268K
Zach Dunn @zachbdunn 1d When the person giving wedding toast says but in all seriousness 7 336 15K del 272K
@alley9p 1d how i feel when my letterboxd review gets 10 likes GIF I'm so grateful to get to do the job that I do. 14 193 2.1K del 36K
Aneesa McMillan @AneesaSM.3d ... Reba, not right now...... Reba McEntire @reba 3d Long or short, either way I love being a redhead! #NationalRedheadDay 1,284 20.7K 434K 14.5M
zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.2 2d ... why is john fetterman calling in from the cask of amontillado catacomb pam ROAD TO 270 HARRIS 91 TRUMP 178 173 1,823 40.8K 973K
King Crocoduck, Gigazionist 2d XN ... - EXCIVE - i - - bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning 16 Current Temperatures (°F) 32 30 19 48 -50 -40 -30 -20 -10 0 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 110 50 37 69 35 43 D 36 52 35 53 72 51 61 55 48 66 59 76 57 73 65 53 47 64 53 70 79 61 74 73 55 70 66 65 69 70 72 67 77 63 67 66 67 68 74 73 72 78 68 82
derek guy @dieworkwear.1d going to de-stress by reading about the housing crisis 82 489 13.2K 338K
m @mar3uss.2 2d ... So I can get shanked in my ribs walking down to the loo or whatever the fuck yall be doing over there X @CallumXWalker 2d Black Americans come to London please, your time there is UP and we need to diversify the dating pool here 1,428 16.8K 193K 8.8M
ro ramdin @roramdin.2d Democrats running polling simulations i i lower the rim and pretend i'm LeBron for hours 4 1,322 36K 486K
The Setup Wizard @most... . 2d ... i i must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer 91 6,196 57.7K 3.1M
The Semite Sorcerer Sah-Ti-Vah . 1 1d ... My job sucks so bad dude Mak LEMON ! TIRREMA MINISTRY Ledon Apothesi HOUS I RAM PREROLL Apotheca INDOOR/SOIL AZG WN HY AZGROWN B.R.I.P INDOOR/SOIL powered HY RID HAWK TUAH % DELTA 9 THC CONTAINS <0 AIR CONTAIN HAWK TUAH CONTAINS THC GRAM PREROLL INDOOR/SOIL AZGROWN IVARID - Apotheca insoming Transfor W - to Items (720 of 1.320 CA S Pressure PLU cos Quantity Cope Cannotas DE Peanut Butter Capi 3 Sin Receive AS Clear AS 14013 Pack Qty O in Qty W 134 2,397 56.5K 1.2M
Morrissey Hate Club @piscesp... 2d ... Joe Biden rn probably: 16 1,661 34.4K 529K
jordy bo bordy @bordyjojordy.2 2d ... no longer bouncing on it due to the current political climate 73 2,788 27.1K 904K
Pain Depression & Anxiety 2d ... you're so self aware @hollowcloth thanks it's ruining my life 6 2,497 10.2K 153K
Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMi... 3 3d ... sky news Sky News @SkyNews.3d BREAKING: The Queen is unwell with a chest infection and has withdrawn from her engagements this week, Buckingham Palace has announced... 36 1,838 30.8K 1.3M

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