58 Funny Tweets About Fast Food That We Definitely Want Fries With

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58 Funny Tweets About Fast Food That We Definitely Want Fries With

Of all the devastating breaks we encounter in our daily lives — phones, promises, hearts — one stands above all the rest as the most painful: The McDonald’s ice cream machine. Yes, we’ve actively called for the head of Ronald McDonald, and yes, we’ll also have a breakdown if we can’t get an Oreo McFlurry

Fortunately, the tweet machine is up and running, bringing us the funniest posts about fast food, including a way to avoid Wendy’s surge pricing, a Taco Bell recession indicator and a guy who got tactical in the drive-thru.

Follow ... @periwinkle333 babe you look so beautiful in the brake lights of this chick-fil- a drive thru 8:51 PM Jul 22, 2024 1M Views 21 3K 38K 1.1K
Jesse Follow ... @MuskTillDawn Starbucks going from a genuinely nice place to sit and read or hang out to a high octane, clamoring production warehouse for pickup and drive thru orders is one of the hardest hospitality fumbles of all time 12:39 PM Oct 27, 2024 2.3M Views 537 2.6K 64K 2.1K
cookie butt Follow ... @MLDSMOKER You know how fat you have to be to honk in a drive thru 10:31 AM . Jun 24, 2023 . 1.3M Views 63 3.4K 25K 618
anthony MET KYLIE ... @soulcontrolled me after eating chipotle 0:00 From uriel 12:27 PM Sep 23, 2022
a local Follow ... @jedwill Werewolf getting kicked out of the drive thru on Halloween: ThatGimmickFathead @MisterGimmick - Sep 24, 2023 MCDONALD'S SHOULD SERVE MONSTER !!!!! 4:04 AM Sep 25, 2023 1.3M Views 14 8.3K 39K 573
lil bruh ... @fitfuljest apparently there's some controversy at my local chipotle Evan K. Jake W. I 2 1 0 1 month ago 1 month ago Dont send your husbands here to pick up chipotle. Lucy is a pig, she slept with my husband too. They Next thing you know, Lucy is going to seduce them need better customer service that doesn't involve into sleeping with her like she has with multiple my bed. The guac sucks too!! married men! You have GUAC to be kidding me! Useful 0 Funny 0 Cool 0 Useful 0 Funny 0 Cool 0 Jessiika
teryn ... @youngtiddy hello sharks. im here today asking for $20 to get chipotle 12:51 PM Feb 18, 2024 3.2M Views 81 7.5K 80K 1.1K
emilio ... @emilio_oilime my chipotle bag on the pickup shelf: Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff Jun 5 poor guy MEMENTO MORI KIRSTY HATE BURIED HOPES am M RIP SUFFER HAUTIFUL NOTHING KLASTS Suffer BORED OF FLYING PALLI SMIS 12:02 AM Jun 6, 2024.3.5M Views
Dan White ... @atdanwhite Cashing in all my Chipotle Points for the perfect reward. 2:31 SIDE TORTILLA 85 Points You unlocked your favorite reward Get one free Tortilla on the Side with your next order. Redeem 233,410 points Your current balance is 233,479 points HOLD TO REDEEM 2,746 SIDE TORTILLAS
Не Called Me Greenhorn ... @WhatsAGreenhorn Taco Bell: try this new thing Me: what is it ТВ: does it matter Me: no I'll take 3 10:21 PM Jul 6, 2022 270 8.1K 97K 627
ryn.- ... @onlineryn im in the taco bell drive thru like yes chef thank u chef 11:09 AM Aug 5, 2022 102 7.7K 112K 783
milk ... @milkinhisbag this taco bell review is killing me What people are saying 3.9 1,500+ ratings 4 public reviews Amanda K Jessica с 12/6/21 Ordered on U Forgot the crunch wrap combo now my Missing daughter has no dinner and no I 12:14 AM Jan 29, 2022 131 9.3K 133K 1K
buzzfeed jenny ITALIA ... @buzzfeedjenny they gentrified the combination pizza hut and taco bell CAVA jest salad 11:46 AM . Jan 18, 2024 4 . 1.6M Views
jess ... @BunnySlop there is nothing more beautiful than a gorgoues woman who loves taco bell 1:21 AM.NOV 3, 2024 . 1M Views 87 4.1K 25K 945
MIA ... @sosalyfestyle them shits is definitely Burger King be like 35 nuggets for $1.50 possum ankles 8:24 PM Sep 14, 2022 1.1K 25K 246K 2.9K
wyatt dunkin ... @WyattDuncan if oppenheimer came out in 1997, there probably would have been a burger king tie in meal called the whoppenheimer. sad our society has become too woke for that to happen 8:17 PM . Jun 1, 2023 2.5M Views 196 10K 83K 1.1K
KP ... @KP_Folarin Craving a burger and fries from Five Guys, but I'm not really in the mood to open a new line of credit right now. 3:39 PM May 29, 2023 1.5M Views 35 1K 4.9K 56
TO ... @teagiselle Five guys at the airport? Shit was more than the flight Olu @hollywood_olu. Mar 22 at the airport eating five guys He guick - The food is ...there isn't o ...excellent food, fast really good freezer in the joint service and good value. Savannah Morning Sexi GA Menic Business Chemicia GA Service - Coca-Cola FG2 6 parties A I 1 e I 180m I 123RF FIVE GUYS MAFEL au 1 9:56 PM Mar 22, 2024 5.5M Views 200 10K 120K 1.1K
t**** o* i* ... - @therimjobreaper george lucas is reportedly the first man throughout all of human history to be able to afford to doordash five guys 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Apr 2 George Lucas is the richest celebrity of 2024 with $5.5 billion. (Source: forbes.com/sites/devinsea...) 3:52 PM Apr 2, 2024 678.3K Views 15 23K 322 1.3K
zach silberberg ... @zachsilberberg i i dont want my burger made by five guys. i want it made by a beautiful woman 2:51 PM Sep 22, 2023 980.8K Views 35 4.6K 30K 341
Michael Mann Facts ... @MannFacts The first Five Guys worker to put extra fries in the bag 10:00 PM Aug 1, 2023 612.4K Views 10 1.3K 24K 265
landee @bylandee ... FIVE GUYS ARE SUCKIN DICK IN MUNICH GERMANY WIR SUCHEN DICH! WERDE TEIL DER FIVE GUYS FAMILIE! Wir bieten spannende Jobs - als Crew-Mitarbeiter oder Manager, in Voll- oder Teilzeit. FIVE - Melde Dich einfach im Restaurant oder schau auf unserer Karriereseite vorbei! Wir freuen uns auf Dich! www.fiveguys.de FIVE GUYS jobs@fiveguys.de 8:55 AM Jan 24, 2024 6.2M Views 281 16K 170K 7.5K
Porter ... @ItsRetrop i keep seeing 444 idk if i should pray or go to wendy's 12:56 AM Jun 14, 2023.2.8M Views 207 8.7K 45K 495
gaz Subscribe ... @gazpachomachine just got 110 burgers from Wendy's. nice try but your surge pricing won't get me, I'm stocked up for the year TEMPERATURE CONTROL SOUTHBOUT YOUR von - Has - - Fine - - - - - / - - - - - I I the Original FIRS The / الرياضة - - - Deu - - - - - - - - .... - - - - - - QUALITY - - O - G G - - I NEW New York Post @nypost. Feb 26 Wendy's planning Uber-style 'surge pricing' where burger prices fluctuate based
Noah Verrier Subscribe ... @NoahVerrier My oil painting of Wendy's WEDDY'S MASDI WENDY ERC the Verrici 9:28 AM Jun 1, 2024 786.1K Views 91 1.4K 12K 532
i make beats ... @DonDadaNYC me when I go to Chipotle & take all they napkins @snaxngl Oct 21 bro taxed the janitor Stake 0:20 Readers added context This post contains a hidden ad for Stake, which is against X's Terms of Service for being and undisclosed ad for a gambling site. help.x.com/en/rules-and-p... Do you find this helpful? Rate it 1:18 PM Oct 21, 2024 1M Views 47 2.6K 15K 261
kelbin ... @pissboymcgee if anyone in nyc wants $40 worth of chipotle, it's sitting on the takeout shelf at the broadway location in chinatown. it's paid for and under my name Ryan Y. didn't look at the location before ordering and just made an absolute fool of myself in the chipotle in buffalo 1:12 PM Jun 7, 2022 278 2.8K 116K 760
bing ... @BingBongLLC going to chipotle ya'll need anything - 6:25 PM Jun 2, 2024 4.5M Views 88 7.5K 144K 2.4K
Chipotle ... @ChipotleTweets dang CHIPOTLE Lettuce bowl with Lettuce, Extra Lettuce МОО DENG Order name: Deng, Moo Entree:1 of 1 12:41 PM . Sep 20, 2024.3.2M Views 176 18K 415 1.5K
adrian ... @crawf34 meow wolf is doing a brand partnership with our local version of chipotle and they've got a tie-dye tortilla for burritos so ordered it, why not. I haven't stopped laughing since I unwrapped it because it looks like it's covered in mold 8:29 PM Aug 9, 2024 2.1M Views 547 1.7K 49K 1.3K
rosey @thechosenberg Chipotle, ~2008. This is what they took from you. ... WITH ORDER nice. beans.meat. salsa urrito Chicken naturally raised cheese or sour cream 5.60 adobo marinated and grilled all of the above. with peppers ita Burrito & onions instead of beans Steak adobo marinated and grilled 5.75 nrito Bol served in a bowlno tortilla seasoned. braised and shredded 5.60 Carnitas naturally raised park three soft or four crispy cacos with mex salsa OS cheese or sour cream and romaine lettuce Barbacoa spicy.braised and shredded beef 5.60 romaine lettuce with beans. choice of meat. adidas & cheese with chiposle-honey vinaignette
emily may Subscribe ... @emilykmay During my pregnancy, I was so sick and only wanted McDonald's breakfast. I kept seeing the same cashier in the drive thru line and I kept getting bigger and bigger and when the baby was finally born, I took her to McDonald's and introduced her 9:11 AM.Jun 7, 2023.2.2M Views 225 2.4K 62K 587
meghan ... @deloisivete Why are you, a restaurant website, gatekeeping your online menu by making me choose delivery or pick-up, when I merely need to mentally rehearse my drive-thru order 7:25 PM - Oct 1 10, 2024 2.2M Views 262 9.9K 163K 1.9K
bobby Subscribe ... @bobby told the guy at mcdonald's i i had mobile order victor bravo 6-7 and he laughed at me. sorry for being tactical in the drive thru. 1:20 PM - Dec 30, 2023 . 1.1M Views 44 948 25K 545
masterbeef ... @newgamertag me after the coke zero cancels out the burgers and fries 2:46 PM Nov 4, 2024 4.3.4M Views 323 12K 168K 5.3K
Stolen Dune ... @StolenDans eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great 3:18 PM.Oct 5, 2024 . 4.2M Views 152 30K 221K 8.2K
!? Subscribe ... @maliktheoracle These lil psoriasis fries gon hit every single time comfy @ihatethiskid . Jan 17 Replying to @ihatethiskid The best fries are the ones that come from your local gyro spot that look like this 2:35 PM Jan 18, 2024 9.1M Views
Desus MF Nice 100 ... @desusnice that one onion ring in your bag of fries gettyimages Credit: CBS Photo Archive 81156287 8:34 PM Sep 24, 2023.3.6M Views 95 8.4K 82K 630
Lucy Huber ... @clhubes Took my kids to breakfast and the server was taking our order and my 20 month old goes I want French fries and she wrote it down???? Ma'am she is 1. 8:58 AM Oct 14, 2024 . 4.1M Views 442 3.4K 162K 2.6K
Annie? Rauwerda? ... @anniierau my dad has a years-long bit in which he uses a different name whenever he goes to starbucks and it cracks me Che + STARBUCKS Vaugn That first und keggie That fice THE APP WHO LOVE MADE Fame 5:53 PM Dec 2, 2022
Ana Mostarac Subscribe ... @anammostarac I was just at Starbucks in SF ordering an iced latte. The cashier asked if I would like to round up my purchase to support a local non-profit. The non-profit was OpenAI. 9:42 AM Mar 1, 2024 4.4M Views 387 2.2K 51K 1.4K

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mo ... @mofromyt lex luthor: i know it looks bad but i promise you superman this burger will change your life. NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext - Oct 31 world's most expensive burger 10:26 PM Oct 31, 2024 2M Views 64 6.7K 101K 3K
No Naomi November ... @BUNNYEXPLODER I walked into Mr. Beast Burger and all of the music turned off & the TVs all went blank except for text at the bottom saying THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNIN THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNI THIS IS FINAL and WARNING / MABEAST BURGER ANDLER STYLE HM MERC Coca MRBE DIE 12:21 PM Nov 3, 2024 987.9K Views 125 2.9K 58K 3.6K
glennis ... @theglennisshow what if we kissed on the purely decorative Popeyes balcony KITCI 2:36 PM . Feb 6, 2022 519 24K 273K 2.1K
Hurt CoPain Subscribe ... @SaeedDiCaprio 2 popeyes biscuits no drink?? that's not a girl dinner it's attempted murder POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Jul 21, 2023 Popeyes is now offering the Girl Dinner meal, featuring: Homestyle Mac & Cheese Cajun Fries Mashed Potatoes... Show more Girl Dinner Beverages Desserts Kids Meals Homestyle Mac & Cheese Cajun Fries Mashed Potatoes with Cajun Gravy Red Beans & Rice Coleslaw A la Carte Biscuits POP CRAVE 8:10 PM Jul 21, 2023 2.5M Views 57 3K 51K 248
Post Vince ... @dragon_scim Кояп I'm crying bro there's a guy at the mall popeyes with resume in hand trying to get a job interview from the cashier 5:02 PM Jul 2, 2024 18.1M Views 682 2.2K 63K 2.3K
gatsby ... @Grategatsby Watching a Diners Drive Ins and Dives from 2008 and it's a completely different world. A bacon cheeseburger was braggadociosly only $4.75. looked up the website and that burger is $17 today. The Flavortown you were raised to live in no longer exists. 6:34 PM Nov 1, 2024 4M Views 431 17K 157K 4.6K
bald ann dowd Follow ... @ali_sivi chipotle is wet food and taco bell is kibble 10:19 PM Oct 30, 2024 1.1M Views 69 2.5K 41K 979
Sydney @sydneyelainexo . 2d ... you guys seem stressed, please look at this hamster in a tiny 90s taco bell to relax Paws For work TACO TACI 12 PACK 21 868 7,232 190K
Thomas Carrieri I @Thomas_C... 1d ... I knew the economy was bad when Taco Bell didn't do the Steal a base, Steal a Taco promo during the World Series. 45 1,774 27K del 866K
Shawn M'Badawe @sirdarien_ 1d ... I'm never buying Popeyes again Pop Base @PopBase- 1d Donald Trump has won Louisiana. (AP) UNION JUSTICE CONFIDENCE 581 4,001 55.3K 2M
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1 - 6/5/23 ... Me and my boy drunk at the Taco Bell register at 1:30 am trying to order an item that hasn't been on the menu for years 7 6 F i 16 27 FESTIVAL DE CANNES m Harrison FOR Mads MIKKELSEN HOLBROOK 84 1,492 16.7K 842K
kate @v1rgovix3n 8/3/24 ... I love bitches that arent afraid to eat Taco Bell where are all of the bitches that arent afraid to eat Taco Bell 985 15.9K 80.2K 3.3M
jen merritt!!! @jenniferm... 10/31/24 ... no one wants to confront this truth but taco bell once a month has done more for my mental health than any amount of wellbutrin 8 266 3,956 del 136K
Patrick Doran @lunch_enj... 2/24/22 ... every three months I think too hard about eating meat and realize how disgusting and inhumane it is then like two hours later I go to Taco Bell and order the Fat Fucking Idiot Combo with a Baja Blast and forget about it 262 9,851 123K
Graham @GrahamC47.5 5d I do not respect the authenticity of wendy's krabby patty. nor do I recognize nickelodeon's presumed authority to confer legitimacy upon it. 4 143 1,524 del 31.2K
prance @bocxtop 1/5/22 ... idk man i've worked at taco bell and as a software engineer and the job that takes way more skill is not the one u would expect LOL 435 10.6K 134K
Katrina Davis @katrinasiv... 12/3/23 ... My boyfriend got upset with me for not using the Dunkin' Donuts app because I buy so many donuts I'm leaving money on the table. 22 187 8,045 336K

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