40 Random Bits of Trivia That Might Spell Out an Important Message, Acrostic Poem-Style, You Won’t Know Until You Try

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So please enjoy this fine list of highly curated facts, worm!
Charlie Chaplin

Tetris

Source: NPR
Fine Art as Vandalism

City Birds

Vampire Bats

Coffee

Birthdays

Source: Ladies' Home Journal
What One Billion Dollars Looks Like

Peanut Butter

Guinea Pigs

Source: San Diego Zoo
Serial Killers

The Beatles

Source: Rolling Stone
John Daly

The Sun and Moon

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Alien

The Roman Empire

Burt Reynolds

Source: Variety
Wolverine

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The Olympics

New York Pastor/Porn Star

Source: Syracuse.com
Argentina

The Terminator

All in the Family

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Harry Potter

The IRS

Old Hobbies

E.T.

Antoine Lavoisier

Loch Ness Monster

Han Solo

Mark Twain

Source: The Atlantic
Elephants

The Fugitive

Ketchup

Talking Underwater

Source: Scientific American
Prince Charles

Leighton Meester

Neanderthals

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Truck Surfing

Car Chases

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