37 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, November 4, 2024

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37 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, November 4, 2024

Robert Zemeckis isn’t going back to the future anytime soon. The Oscar-winning director just returned to the big screen with Here, a multigenerational story about families that live in the same house over the course of a century, but that’s the only time traveling he plans on doing. During an appearance on the Happy Sad Confused podcast, Zemeckis fielded host Josh Horowitz’s question about revisiting Back to the Future, and explained that Universal Studios regularly inquires about whether or not there is more gas in the DeLorean. But for Zemeckis, a remake or Back to the Future 4 “just isn’t in the cards.”

Meanwhile, Brooke Shields got a little blast from the past this weekend courtesy of SNL. When John Mulaney returned to the show for his sixth hosting gig, one of the promotional stills included a near-exact recreation of the model’s controversial 1980 Calvin Klein ad — complete with skinny jeans and a little black boot. Upon seeing the image, Shields took to Instagram with a side-by-side comparison and the caption, “I see no difference… I guess they can be your Calvins too.” 

Over on the timeline, everyone made great use of their extra hour thanks to the clocks turning back Saturday night/Sunday morning by providing some laugh-worthy material. Today’s funniest tweets include those about single-issue voters, a question about the Addams family and a beautiful name for a baby boy.

Augustus @Augczhz . 1d ... Lily in Modern family: grovy @grovymango . 1 1d Adding V to LGBTQ. LGBTQV. The V is for vietnamese 431 41K 354K del 9M
conor @NegativWingspan 1d cavemen about to invent the wheel: Nick @MasterOfTilt - 1d A Perfect Circle > Tool 6 816 7.1K 168K
Nick Manes @nickrmanes. 1d ... CNN should let Anderson Cooper get drunk on election night 168 4K 59K 915K
Connie @ConchiclatorS.22h What am I missing? Conchiclator PRO Movies that sound like Fortnite locations No likes yet 100% PAN'S LABYRINTH BROKEBACK REBEL RIDGE MOUNTAIN ASTEROID CITY 390 4.5K 103K 1.8M
Khadija @Khadijakashif6 - 1d So tomorrow is Monday again? I can't keep living like this. 13 1.3K 2.8K 130K
yedoye @yedoye_. 16h not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergasgusting rn 7 358 2.8K 83K
donald boat @laserboat999 12h ... 9:11 Safari 289 M Mom Reading games of thrones Some paragraphs are like movie 1 102 3.3K 66K
Sydney @sydneyelainexo - 1 17h no one: my cat: look, i am 56 years old and i used to be homeless soi think i'm entitled to eat just a little plastic, 22 529 8.9K 166K
jenny_tightpants @halomancer1. 1d ... can i come into your house to sit on your couch and scroll on my phone? i'm at your front door btw 69 521 6.4K 133K
kyle @knicks_tape99 - 1d Me in dua lipa DMs redacted @aquariusdays.3d unbelievable 11 мин назад Replied to your story: Do you fuck with losers? 15 1K 22K 1.4M
@skunk_bucketss•1 1d Anya ... I walked away to see what the photographer is doing under the northern lights, in Iceland, on our anniversary which is also Valentine's Day madeline odent @olden... .1d remember that time I ruined my husband's proposal because it was cold and I refused to go walk down and look at the lake ... 6 78 3,313 72K
wengel @wengelll 18h my roommates and i are working on being better cinephiles This week's schedule so everyone's up to speed: Tonight - Little Women Monday - HP4 Tuesday - New minions movie Wednesday - Glee Thursday - Glee Friday - dark Saturday - dark Sunday - HP5 30 536 18.6K 314K
derek guy @dieworkwear 15h im a single issue voter and this is my issue can wear cool clothes but there's no closet space lots of closet space but ppt will make fun of you if you wear cool clothes 372 3,915 83.8K 2M
miki @mikugly.20h ... Mayah what's in boston ? M Dad Wrk Racist but beautiful 6 171 3,537 81.7K
ren @rennbaebae 1d ... trying to figure out why my coworker thought these were acceptable ice breaker questions for a team meeting... the graphic designs are killing me Would you rather end WE Would you rather live forever or die at a normal or poverty? age? 100 - ... Page zia 60 2,118 44K 890K
@realte... 3h ... warm cup of tea bags with threatening auras CEL TROPUCTION ITALIANS ARE EVERYWHERE EATALY 36 622 9,915 287K
Twiz @twizzyu 16h ... I didn't know that Milwaukee had a Wario 75 C Islan Gam Zilwaukee aginaw River 79 1,901 46.1K 1M
cheyain't @reddskyy_ 17h THIS BEING MY LOCAL NEWS???? Turn your cocks 11 12 1 BA 9 10 WNEM 2 3 8 4 K 5 7 6 one hour tonight 36m 1s City Saginaw Midland Flint, MI 219 5,255 85.9K 2M
Aint Nobody Coming To See Y... 15h ... Billie Eillish be dressing like Heavy D and the Boys to sing that apples and bananies music 11 426 2,167 66.1K
Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat.3h WHAT A WEEK, HUH? 8:30AM ON THE MONDAY - LEMON, IT'S BEFORE THE ELECTION 35 9,933 72.2K 1.3M
Helen @ohnoitshelen.7h ... This posh woman in front of me at Costa bought brown toast and asked the server if they had any honey bee extract, and he replied do you mean honey and she went if that's all you have and she actually saw me roll my eyes so Monday is off to a good start 20 198 6,351 del 141K
kbr @Kevchesterr.1 18h i love a woman that drinks beer like yeaaahhh my lil construction worker 112 3,519 31.1K 757K
Danielle Ryan @danirat.19h it's never really explained but like are the Addams family undead or just like, powerful witches 76 142 6,564 del 151K
cam @largemotorcycle 15h Been getting back into weed again. It rocks to be scared 4 243 3,040 69.2K
@saahbaarbie - 22h no noise november, everybody shut the fuck up 202 46.6K 158K 3.1M
donald boat @laserboat999.12h ... 9:11 Safari 289 M Mom > Reading games of thrones Some paragraphs are like movie 1 89 2,963 58.3K
Paper - Jim's Back @NotJubileeJim 20h ... !!! - - you gained an hour dumbass Mikael @BacardiCapital.20h Loosing an hour last night reminded me how I lost you 13 140 5,915 179K
Mars :3c @MarcieMushrooms 13h ... this is what I imagine coding is like Ladder Zombie @the_seven1.2d DO NOT ERASE Ha-heh! GNOME. НЕ IS HOLDING THE FABRIC OF REALITY TOGETHER. 244 5,386 76.6K 1M
DES miss kelsleigh PhD @misskelslay 1d ... Taylee Mckarty Nayvie Maylee People reports FILM POATES Film Updates @FilmUpd... 1d Margot Robbie has welcomed her first child, a boy, People reports. 78 10.8K 194K 4.5M
Lee Radziwill @RadziwillLee 1d ... Target has 9 year olds dressed in sequin sets like Blanche on her way to the Rusty Anchor. doram II I il - 50% $6 9s $6 357 2,413 24.9K 1.1M
victoria zeller (preorde... 23h ... bc of gambling debt Grace Freud @GraceGFreud 2d A lot of people are bisexual in the same way Michael Jordan also played baseball and that's beautiful and I hope they learn to accept it. 17 895 17K 656K
Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe... . 1d ... Saw two dads share a dad joke out in the wild. At a grocery store, two guys exchanging a cart. The guy taking the cart said did ya put some gas in it? And the other guy patted the cart and said yep, filled 'er up for ya and they had a good little chuckle together 58 1,068 25.3K 337K
milo edwards @Milo_Edwards 1d ... gf turns to me while i'm driving and goes they're making a top gun 2 and i'm like you mean top gun 3? and then we basically had the bodybuilding forums argument about days of the week where it turned out that she regarded the first top gun as top gun 0 183 1,703 66.9K del 1.1M
@ratlimit @ratlimit 17h why tf do they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten'. the thumb would have to be huge National Forest on Mountain Mackinaw City Manitoulin Escanaba Island A Cheboygan Petoskey Tobermory Marinette 6 Alpena Lake Human Green Bay Lake Michigan - Sheboygan M o Sag . Muskegon Milwaukee o London Sarnia Grand R o Holland Kenosha 401 o Kalamazoo An Lake Ene O Evanston 69 - Chicago - I I I South Bend O C Toledo 10 4,873 91.4K 2.1M
comfy @ihatethiskid 1d Afters at a bar is not afters. It's supposed to be in a strangers kitchen with questionable vibes and a little speaker 68 4,393 62.3K del 1.1M
Devin Monahan @Devin_J_... 22h ... A bad omen, but for whom? It is an elephant, the Republican animal, but named Kamala, like the Democratic candidate. The seers are troubled. wtop news WTOP @WTOP 1d LOCAL ALERT: Kamala, beloved Asian elephant at National Zoo, euthanized after failing health. wtop.com/dc/2024/11/kam... 165 2,301 44.9K 1.5M
mango @letburnitup 1d ... got a lizard 1,093 5,109 49.2K 10M

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