27 of the Funniest Times People Didn’t Know Someone Was Bilingual

‘The look of horror on their faces is forever burned in my brain’
27 of the Funniest Times People Didn’t Know Someone Was Bilingual

There are many reasons to learn another language, but only one of them is immensely rewarding to the sickos among us — eavesdropping with a twist. 

It’s already fun to listen in on — excuse me, “accidentally overhear” — other people’s conversations in your primary language, but it’s a rush like no other when the speakers don’t think you can understand them. And while, yeah, you’d like to think that they have better things to do than talk about you in another language, these stories prove that actually, they don’t. 

These are some of the funniest times bilingual people pulled a “gotcha” on unsuspecting victims, and remember: Language may be different everywhere, but nosiness is universal. 

 6y ago Bunch of German teenage girls in Dublin. I'm not a native German speaker but I've worked in Germany so my German is pretty good. I was out with some friends and they were sitting behind us in the McDonalds. They were gossipping about the boys in their group and their plans to try and get to their rooms later that night (I'm guessing they were there on a school trip). One girl was rather descriptive in what she wanted to do to one of the boys. When we left I turned to them and said: Viel Spass
Cat7a 6y ago I went on a short trip to Salzburg, Austria (I'm from Hungary) this winter, shortly before Christmas. I was walking through a crowded area in the Christmas market (everyone speaking in German) when I heard the guy right next to me yell Who put their hands in my ass?? in Hungarian quite loudly. I started to laugh as loud as I can and the guy's face was all red. Не was so embarrassed + 3.7K ...
ThatJuiceHead 6y ago I live in the US. I'm first generation Romanian American. Born here to immigrant parents, spoke Romanian at home that sort of thing. Was out in public not too long ago and an older couple started making rude comments about my outward physical appearance. Specifically my tattoos and muscles. The look of fear when i turned around and responded to them was priceless. + 1.2K ...
 6y ago I'm fairly tattooed and I was working in retail, in a shoe shop. I was serving a very rude woman and her daughter, both of whom clearly thought they were better than me, and every time they asked for shoes they told me (in English) that I was very slow to fetch them and bad at my job (I was only on like my third shift). The atmosphere turned pretty sour because obviously they were being rude and it annoyed me, and as I was boxing up the shoes they wanted, the mother turned and said to
Coldatlasthe1st 6y ago We asked a guy where autozone is. Не responded in Spanish he doesn't speak English. Which is weird cause we are very obviously Mexican, but whichever. So we asked him again in Spanish Не responds in English, oh it's just two blocks that way. Felt very strange about the whole thing + 805 ...
kokakxd 6y ago I was playing chess with some guy and he was talking to a friend. My opponent starts talking to his french in French, which I can understand. Не was saying stuff like my opponent sucks, I'm gonna easily beat him. It was pretty amusing watching him criticize me and then I still beat him (he was pretty bad but so was I back then). I told him I understand French after I beat him. + 3.9K ...
RangerGordsHair 6y ago In Quebec on a ski trip a bus hit my dad's car while trying to park. My dad got onto the bus and started talking to the driver. The driver was quite apologetic, but when my dad started asking for his insurance information he all of a sudden couldn't speak English. Without skipping a beat dad switches to interrogating the driver in French, the language he did all of his education until university. Driver was shook. 614 ...
Send_Poems 6y ago Teacher here. Had a student with serious issues concerning authority. Essentially, he would cuss out nearly anyone who tried to tell him what to do with every name in the book. One day, he thought he'd get creative and starting swearing in Spanish to avoid consequences and called me basically the equivalent of a wrinkly ball sack. Long story short, I would pay to have a picture of his face when I replied, in fluent Spanish, that he was going to call his mother and repeat what he had just said. + 3.8K ...
ontrack 6y ago I'm a white guy who lived in Senegal for 11 years. As such I learned quite a bit of Wolof, the local language. 99% of white people here don't because they aren't there that long. Anyways there were a few times that people were talking about me or to me in Wolof without knowing I understood them. Once there was a group of teens at the beach and one of them greeted me with a Wolof insult for white people (red ears), but he said it in a nice way, as if I wouldn't know he was
vaasnormandy 6y ago I used to work as a dealer in a casino where our biggest richest clients were Chinese. I don't look Chinese but I could understand and speak it. Sitting down on my table, they thought it was safe to discuss techniques to be sneaky behind my back (and also talk about me a little, I'm a young girl so I got some creepy remarks). They never understood how they never got away with things as I never made any indication I understood them. + 5.1K ...
earlymusicaficionado 6y ago Visiting South Korea with my wife, a native of that country. I'm shaped like a lumberjack, and have a big, red lumberjack beard to match. A group of Korean women in their 50s and 60s nearby were laughing and calling me a bear which I found hilarious. So one of the older ones says, Gom (bear) to me as she passes by, and I start laughing. She makes that face like, Did he understand what just I said? So I raise my arms and make a playful growl at her. She is horrified and starts apologizing while
jambabies 5y ago I speak quite a bit of Polish, and recently we got these twins from Poland coming to the high school I work at. When they first joined, everyone was fascinated by them and how kind they were; the girls were basically pouncing on them. Then one day while I was in the lunch hall, they sat with some girls at the table I was sitting at. Just before I got up to go and put my lunch tray in the kitchen, I hear one of them whisper 'brzydka dziewczyna' to the other one ('ugly girl') and when
annaoop_ 5y ago My family is Greek, however I have an aunt that lives in Germany. She was visiting Greece one time, and she went to the jewellery store with her husband, where they both spoke to the staff in English. They were looking at rings when my aunt wiped her nose in a tissue. One of the girls working there, thought she was trying to steal a ring and tells the other girl working there : l think she just put a ring in her tissue, keep an eye on her. My aunt turns to her and goes: I blew my nose,
 5y ago My best girlfriend was a Spanish language major in high school. She and I used to live to go out to eat, especially Mexican. One night she (fiery attractive redhead) and I (think Fiona from Shrek) went out to dinner. The waiters nearby were discussing why such a beautiful lady was with a whale, and commented on how I ate slower than a turtle. In traditional Hispanic fashion, she slowwwwly reached down, snatched off her sandal, and threw it at them with good force and aim. When the looked up, surprised, she told them off, in Español,
 5y ago My English class was on class trip to England. I'm from Germany. At our guest parents house there were to boys from France. They barely spoke English, only French. During lunch they talked about me and my two friends, not knowing that one of my friends can understand French. I don't know what they talked, it is years ago, but it was funny that my friend translated it to German for us. So they talked about us in French and we talked about them in German. But we knew 100% that they can't understand us. 390 ...
itsjojosiwa 6y ago Late to the party but once when I was younger I went to the park with my sister. We look very white and no one would know both of us to speak Mandarin fluently unless we told them. Some money must've fallen out of my sisters pocket and in Mandarin we hear a mother talking to her daughter and telling her not to let us know we dropped money so that they could pick it up after we left. Both of us turned around straight away and my sister picked up her money while both of us
zenic 5y ago Was at a market in Thailand. Just as the stall owner is handing me my purchase, a tourist walks up and starts randomly educating me on bartering. I'd never met this person before, but they insist on showing me how it's done. So he's bargaining away and drives the owner down to about half price. With a smug look, he says and that's how it's done. I didn't have the heart to tell him I paid a tenth of what he did just by speaking politely using rudimentary Thai. 594 ...
LadyLuck-13 5y ago My boyfriend and I went to Japan and stood out like the pair of hugely tall white folk we are. Literally no one expects foreigners to speak Japanese here btw. When just hanging out waiting to cross a street, a kid holding his mum's hand just stared at my 6 foot + boyfriend and said to his mum; wow, foreigners are amazing aren't they? We nearly died of laughter later, but there are tons of encounters like this. I only scare the pants off some of them though! Great fun! :) + 1.6K ...
 5y ago I mean, I live in Canada and I'm half French Canadian so lots but the best was kinda the reverse - my dad yelled out to me in the middle of a crowded grocery store that he was bleeding from my asshole and have to go to the bathroom in french, thinking no one would understand. Like, three people turned around with horrified wtf faces as he walked away. I just shrugged. What can you do, guy has hemorrhoids and no sense of shame, not MY fault. Now we all have to live with this image. + 1.2K ...
Matshelge 5y ago I'm norwegian, but was in vacation in London, was on the way out the subway and waiting for a lift. Standing with my girlfriend, we overhear two girls behind me talking about me in Swedish (that I understood) and how hot I was and that they would definitely be down to fuck if I asked. And how my girlfriend was not in my league and that I did not know how hot I was. When the lift arrived, I turned around and thanked them (in norwegian) for the compliments, but that my girlfriend was far better looking
 5y ago E Kind of the other way. When I was younger my family and I (German) went to Greece and in a store. My grandpa started talking about how expensive that stuff there was and how cheap it looked. Then my mom found something she liked and the store owner came over to help her - in German. + 2.9K ...
protomor 5y ago Some japanese cashiers had a conversation deciding if my wife's red hair was natural. As we walked away I told them it was dyed but not to tell my wife that I know. + 2.8K ...
blender311 5y ago Opposite of topic: I am by no means a fluent ASL signer.... but once my local bar tried to introduce me to a deaf old man. I started with a simple how are you Nothing in response. I figured he didn't want to talk. I simply signed have a nice night Absolutely nothing in response. Come to find out... dude is not deaf. Doesn't know a lick of sign. Just does it to get attention and drinks. Schmuck! + 2K ...
almostahermit 5y ago Most people don't realize that I speak Spanish fluently. I was in Mexico with my husband on vacation. We went to a restaurant. They gave us a menu with the side in English facing up. I flipped it over and the exact same menu was printed on the back in Spanish except the prices were about half that of the English version. I ordered our meals in Spanish just in case it counted towards the discount. + 6.7K ...
BlueishRaptor3 5y ago Edited 5y ago My friend's son knows fluent Spanish, but is white so when he brought his wife's mini van in to get it detailed the people cleaning it were all going on and on about how stupid and dirty this guy is and how he should make his kids clean the van instead. Then they went on about how cheap Americans are and they probably wouldn't even get a tip for all the hard work. When they were done he went right over to thank them, and let them know how much he appreciated the job
ForlornKaiser 5y ago I was shopping and two people approached me and asked if the store had ice cream packages in English. I guided them to it (as I was heading there myself). Once they got it, they instantly started talking Swedish (extremely poorly - Swedish is my native language) and said how impolite I had been for not simply telling them and had felt like I was forced to lead them there. I replied (in Swedish) I was heading here myself, so why the hell would I simply tell you where it is? Both turned pale, grabbed the ice cream and
konfetkak 6y ago In Russia, locals either assume you don't speak the language or just don't care. My friends and I were in a restaurant in St. Petersburg trying to figure out if we needed to seat ourselves or wait for a hostess, when a group of men started making fun of us. We had been I Russia for about two months and were fairly tired of being called stupid foreigners, so we turned and let them have it. One guy dropped his fork! It was very satisfying. 97 ...

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