42 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 28, 2024

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42 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 28, 2024

As proof that Hollywood will adapt literally anything, the game Fuck, Marry, Kill has been turned into a comedy thriller. 

In a recently-released trailer for the upcoming film, Lucy Hale plays a true-crime junkie and serial dater who sets out to determine which of the guys she’s dating is a jerk, which is marriage material and which is a serial killer actively trying to kill her. When the lackluster promo hit the timeline and people saw the Pretty Little Liars actress attached to it, one Twitter user commented that the movie is just the latest instance of Hale’s agent giving her “the worst script of all time.” This prompted others to chime in and say that they would like to kill this movie before it even hits screens.     

The newest entry to Hale’s filmography wasn’t the only thing getting roasted this week, though. Other digital burn victims include the extremely silly Yankees, a person closer to ugly than they think and the actress who needs to stay far away from Scary Movie 6.

just a @F466OT 18h ... Crying laughing at the thought of an 11- year-old republican Kamala Harris Wins Nickelodeon's 'Kids Pick the President' Poll With 52% of Votes, Trump Grabs 48% 221 759 28.5K 559K
BWT @TOSHPOINTBRO.14h kari lake always looks like she passed away during filming and they had to finish her scenes with a cgi technology that is years away from being half decent Acyn @Acyn 15h Wow this interview is a disaster for Lake cc that 21 million people have LIVE CNN GOP'S KARI LAKE RUNNING AGAINST DEM RUBEN GALLEGO FOR AZ SENATE 0:38 6:43 MENT AND VIOLENT THREATS FOR MONTHS LEADING UP TO THE SHOOTING. CHN.co THE SOURCE 23 192 5,885 193K
:re @pikkkkaro.5 5d ... coke with zero benefit, zero upside. just drinking sludge for the love of the game Coca-Cola 375 ZERO mLe SUGAR 10 ZERO CAFFEINE can pack CocaiCola SUGAR 384 5,363 110K del 2.7M
charley @VirveVEVO.22h ive had enough of these made up celebrities who the fuck is jimmy fallon DiscussingFilm @Discu... 22h 4F AJ, Big Justice and The Rizzler will appear on Jimmy Fallon tonight. OM 370 12.8K 260K 6.3M
LUCKY @itsluckypurr 2d Guy on an electric bike asked if I was single and I told him I'm not really into dating right now and he said that's cool and let me ride his very cool electric bike but when it was over he said that's what you're missing and scooted off into the distance 262 7,997 241K 3.9M
Elrond Hubbard @OwennnTho... 3d ... I do the same level of work as a baby says landlord defending their 'job' Muz @Muzza1991.3d Just a couple of apparently non- working 50% tax paying Landlords x.com/bethrigby/stat... 30 3,514 68K 1.2M
Brendan Karet @bad_takes 1d ... KATAHDIN oh? my ugly car looks like a piece of shit? - - and well it actually looks better than a pile of garbage i put next to it Kevin Chau @kchau 2d If you think the @cybertruck looks like a dumpster, you might need to get your eyes checked or maybe check yourself into a mental institution. Sales Center 3505/5 NO PARKING LANE 25 287 9,921 del 214K
the thicc husband & father @l....16h ... looks like Elon lol Mike Conti @MikeConti929-21h I hope that State Trooper is okay. 15 32 37 45 875 43.2K 1.2M
claire rowden @clx1re 18h ... me: timothée chalamet showed up to his own lookalike competion and didn't even win and also one of the timothée's got arrested normal person: nice day outside today 17 1,432 25.9K del 424K
KYNDOLL @kynthekyd - 18h when i told my psychiatrist i need to be reevaluated bc i dont think im bipolar anymore and he said thats what a bipolar person would say 74 909 12K 176K
génesis @sour_and_surly-2 22h pls dont jump me but why he looks like he's a victorian child that would be yelling extra! extra! while waving a newspaper around art MBR @midiabr_ .23h Jeremy Allen White como Bruce Springsteen no set de 'Deliver Me From Nowhere' 5 641 12.7K del 240K
7 alex @nothnghppens.2d what am I reading DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 2d First look at Martin Luther King Jr & Muhammad Ali in the LEGO Pharrell Williams biopic. Now in theaters. Read our review: bit.ly/PharrellDF LETERLAST 136 12K 235K 6.1M
Paul Tassi @PaulTassi 3d stop remaking things for people who can't read DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 3d A English-language 'SQUID GAME' series is officially in the works. David Fincher is developing the series. (Source: Deadline) 447 = 607 22K 242K 4.4M
music struggles @musicstruggles1 - 4d azealia banks after accusing someone else of being pressed: Pop Base @PopBase 4d Azealia Banks responds to Lil Nas X in a new series of tweets. 68 4.9K 83K 1.7M
@Lark @king_of_limb - 3 3d insisting that the frog I caught at the pond sits with us at the dinner table IcyVert @IcyVert.3d I'm laughing uncontrollably at this shit 2.2M 36 1.6K 59K
final it girl @mrswambsgans- 3d some shit kendall roy would have: Glen Matthews @glenpmatthews 8/23/24 My friend's money clip. Не has a trust fund F Trenauren of the United States love Banataria Riva FOR ALL DEB13 PUBLIC AND PRIVATE THIS NOTE is LEGAL TENDEN think OF WHEN YOU HAD NONE IN FEDERAL 5 UNITED L12 JL 84362173 D I 1.6K 53K 21 1.4M
Red Wine Chevy Nova @land_planarian 5d BAS ONLY Yeah sure let's boil whales alive for this عليم SAMPLE Schmidt @AndrewSchmidtFC. 6d My mom: That hike almost killed me! Apple's Al summary: Pamela J Schmidt 3m ago Attempted suicide, but recovered and hiked in Redlands and Palm Springs. 73 7.1K 132K 3M
WES @MetsWes 3d ... Not with Aaron Judge in the playoffs Gavin Elwes @GavinElwes .4d New York is a swing state 334 83K 4.2K 4.9M
mara @PARKERSFILMS 3d the side by side is just nasty spring by park bom @emiltheowo.3d oomf just reminded me of when cameron dallas copied zayn P 941 25K 571K 15M
khary @NotKhary 3d ... This how the conversations be at any job that make u wear a highlighted vest bayou bubblegum missez @kuntryblackg... 4 4d Jaguar Wright says Tyla is a middle aged CIA agent pretending to be younger pop singer to distract media from New World Order 227 7.2K 103K 3.5M
Sean @seanbeegee 4d ... Ché Diaz's standup routine: Brandi Glanville @BrandiGlanville 4d Happy Sunday funday! It's been almost 2 yrs now since a lying, short red haired closeted old lesbian ruined my life. Girl lean into the it's a beautiful space. When you come out ur family will be able to finally speak their own obvious truths 13 235 3.6K 258K
jaya. @jayacancook·3 3d I-- When chris brown is breaking up a fight... you gotta look at everybody else extra sideways TMZ TMZ @TMZ.3d Diddy's Sons Attempted to Fight Ray J, Broken Up by Chris Brown | Click to read more tmz.com/ 2024/10/29/did... 395 15K 140K 5M
Jets Today @NYJetsToday_ 2d ... JETS TODAY NFL forcing America to watch the #Jets on primetime for the 6th time this season: GIF ALT 113 453 4.8K 402K
Kabriel @panthersgod.2d DO NOT PUT TIFFANY HADDISH IN THIS!!! DON'T ANSWER HER CALLS!!! marlon wayans @MarlonWayans - 3d WE'RE BACK!!! After nearly 20 years, the Wayans brothers are finally going to give the fans what they've been asking for... a return to the SCARY MOVIE franchise! We're looking forward to having fun on the big screen again. 1.2K 36K 306K 14M
nesrin danan @blackprints 3d ... most men wouldn't survive the way we discuss them in the groupchat НА !! НА ? he was a visual assault 256 13K 177K 2.8M
Charlotte @No1TomodachiFan. 3d they should invent fortnite merchandise that you can wear without feeling immense shame Blortzen @blortzen . 3 3d FORTNITE X CROCS OFFERS: -Fortnite X Crocs Classic Clog Peely ($70) - Fortnite X Crocs Classic Clog Battle Bus ($70) - Fortnite X Crocs Stomp Lined Clog Cuddle Team Leader ($90) - Fortnite X Crocs 5 Pack Jibbitz ($20)  #Fortnite #FortniteRemix 0:32 128 747 14K 378K
eli( @FLOMILLI.21h 3 people who were definitely all in the same place kerry washington @kerrywashington . 1d Challengers Accepted #HappyHalloween DQ I TOLD YA pro 429 7 37K 676K
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 23h He's kind of annoying tbh DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. dd Quentin Tarantino says he refuses to watch Denis Villeneuve's 'DUNE' films. I saw David Lynch's 'Dune' a few times. I don't need to see that story again. I don't need to see spice worms. don't need to see a movie that says the word spice so dramatically (via: Show more PANAVISION ANARY 283 907 34K 818K
stella @yoonogy. 1d as soon as the vocals started slipping he started unbuttoning that shirt q @sxarlights.1 1d this why it's always shirtless pics and never singing clips cc 7.1K 468 188K 6.6M
kyle turner @TyleKurner 12h that is literally what Dracula is about FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 2d Maika Monroe is set to lead Chloe Okuno's horror film 'BRIDES.' Described as a gothic, glamorous, and gory tale that will flip Bram Stoker's narrative on its head, exploring the struggle between societal repression and carnal desire. 275 4.9K 147K 16
Al Scott @AlScott1998. 1d ... We made the World Series. And lost in five games... 1.3K 11 26K 613K
chellz. @b0mbchell_ 1d ... Y'all I went to go pick up my food right so I'm sitting in the parking lot taking a few bites before I drive off, my windows down this lil boy and his mom walk past, the boy says look mom she's eating in the car the mom gon say yeah some ppl can't wait till they get home sweetie causes u ffer GIF ALT 394 4.5K 93K 1.6M
Rhys @KeenOnBoyz. 1d ... Lucy Hale's agent when the worst script of all time lands on their desk: I have just the girl for this FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d The trailer for 'F*** MARRY KILL' starring Lucy Hale has been released. It follows a true-crime junkie who must determine which of the three guys she's dating is her f*ckboy, which is marriage material, and which is the killer who wants to murder her. That probably means somebody dies. 9 410 10K the 274K
jár @jarodzsz . 20h ... was dressed in my normal clothes and the AMC cashier asked if i was in a shaggy costume 7 315 14K 171K
Rodger Sherman @rodger. 1d The Yankees lost two games in this World Series by Being Extremely Silly which is worse than just getting your ass kicked outright 5 131 1.8K 74K
Jamie Kenney @LaComtesseJamie . 3d ... Whoever put Fox News on in the waiting room of this Subaru dealer is fundamentally misunderstanding its customer base. 1.5K 2.8K 70K 1.4M
Imogen Peach @NotoriousPeach. 1d ... asked my wife to spoon me this morning and after less than a minute she goes how long do you want me to do this for 63 595 26K 505K
NAH @treyfive_.2d My bro said he getting a matcha and going to Pilates ok Kourtney kardashian heard you 86 2.5K 32K 715K
@halfsaiid . . 23h not every blonde person is princess diana a lot of you bitches are SUE SYLVESTER 6 742 7.5K 112K
Roxy @RoxyTall 19h You'll be at work talking to an older coworker like we've had record heat & this is the first October Mt Fuji ever had no snow also it now gets so hot that animals just die en masse and your coworker will be like good! I love when it's hot and hate when it's cold 294 6.3K 87K 1.3M
nanaaa 9 @countmablues 2d im far from ugly bitch u right across the street 418 8.2K 45K del 1.1M
Turdis L'Szechuan @CurtisRemarc. 2d You have to pick up the most absurd monkey's paw in the magician's shop to be born in 95 and look like this Alex Malawski @AlexMalawski95 2d This proud piece of garbage is proud to be one. Fuck Joe Biden and KH. A reckoning is coming in 6 days. IF YOU DON'T LIKE 160 TRUMP ABLY 476 12K 371K

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