46 Random Trivia Tidbits That Have Absolutely Written Checks Their Butts Can't Cash

We’ve all written checks our butts certainly couldn’t cash. Heck, that’s every second on the internet, now. But these 46 random trivia tidbits stepped way over the line. They’re all entirely factual, of course, but boy do they have some mouths on them.
The word “sass” as in “Don’t sass me, you puny trivia tidbit” emerged in the 19th century as a variation on “sassy,” which is now only used to describe barbeque sauce. Dennis Reynolds is also a fan.
But at the end of the day, the sass you get from these trivia tidbits will be worth the important knowledge contained herein. You can collect on the checks later.
Are We Sure This Isn’t a George Clooney Prank?

Nonstick Peter Pan

This Guy

Sorry Pitt, First China, Now This

Stan and Rick

Living Up to That Title in All the Wrong Ways

Something Tells Me a Wider Apology Tour Is Coming One Day...

There’s Just No Excuse for Any of This

Check, Tyler

Creepy to This Day

Nice Work, Mouse

Probably North of That By Now

Lady and the Tramp

Katy Perry

Now the Post Office Is a Dream Job

Yeah, That Passed for ‘Comedy’ Once Upon a Time

Ringo Starr and Carrie Fisher

Source: YouTube
There’s Still a Bomber Out There If You Want to Go Find It

Source: Heinz History Center
Yeah, What Was That?

These Pranks Have Now Worn Thin

Scary

Source: Atlanta
The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Waukesha, Otherwise Known as ‘The Sha’

Very Joker

Nonfiltered Was Best

Brad Pitt

Source: Page Six
Nice Verisimilitude, ‘Home Alone’

More Creepiness

Marty and Sherman!

Yeah, Right

For All You Aficionados of ‘Angry Birds’ Easter Eggs...

Put Him on a Grass Roof

Source: 5 Creepy Mysteries With Simple Solutions No One Saw Coming
Oreo Barbie

Juno

Source: Encyclopedia Britannica
Starchild!

Source: 6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries (With Really Obvious Solutions)
Lines, Lines Can You See the Lines?

Eh, It Works We Guess

Source: ScreenCrush/YouTube
Respect

Abed in Cougar Town

Source: Scene on YouTube
Check the Rest Stop

Source: Courier & Press
Let Us All Throw Up

Psychapple

That Would Have Ruled

Source: Screen Rant
Scans

Good One

Whoopsie
