54 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of October

Despite the ghouls of election season, the scariest monsters of October were the ones on the Twitter timeline. They lurked in the shadows, waiting to terrorize unsuspecting victims with brutal roasts and vicious takedowns, making comments like, “You have low-income white girl eyes,” or making a Venn diagram that shows the singular difference between Pennywise and Elon Musk. 

Consider this collection of tweets to be a special treat from us during this spooky season. And remember, if you’re thinking about posting a selfie, first consider whether or not it looks like you’re “seconds away from losing custody.”