46 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 21, 2024

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46 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 21, 2024

This past week was full of buzzy headlines. Steve Martin dropped some hints about what’s going on between Meryl Streep and Martin Short, but he wanted to be very clear there isn’t a Challengers situation going on. Saturday Night Live continued its golden jubilee with Michael Keaton, Billie Eilish and yet another accusation of plagiarism. The gang from What We Do in the Shadows emerged from their coffins for the last time, and they promised to prioritize comedy over “being sappy” during this farewell season. And Hot Ones continued its infomercial era by bringing Family Guy’s Peter Griffin to the table.

But the funniest headline came courtesy of Dame Helen Mirren. During a conversation on the Brave New World podcast, she shared the one thing she wishes Kurt Cobain got to experience before his untimely death: GPS. Mirren said that it’s “so sad” that the Nirvana frontman never got to relish in the “completely magical and unbelievable” experience of watching his “little blue dot walking down the street.” Mirren described the technological innovation as “the most wonderful thing.”

The week, of course, also came with its fair share of hilarious tweets. The funniest included those about a Halloween scrimmage, an unhinged Lyft ride and a made-up movie we want to see.

IS TRANSFORMERS Is Transformers: One out? @TFHypeGuy. 1d ONE Interesting image OUT? The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle - 1d 'TRANSFORMERS ONE' crossed $120M globally. The film had a $75M budget. 266 6.7K 132K del 2.8M
Kim @TheKimbino 1d ... American Psycho by Luca Guadagnino. 4 606 6.9K del 110K
remand chic @our_jesse. 1 1d Dulce with 824.99 Advil A dvil SPECIAL iHealth CIGARETTER - Advil $4.9 Flee iHealth CIAL - enema HAND ARE $2.99 UNITIZER BACK Ramolive - - - - KYORO - Was - CUUM SEALED TERONE I NTAINER LISTERINE PRESHBURGS LISTERINE COOL MINT F PSY POLITICS Politics UK @PolitlcsUK 1d UK BREAKING: Disposable vapes will be banned from June 2025  59 73K 4.3K 2.1M
lacey @scenehe4rt . 1d cigarettes should cost $0 if you're a beautiful girl 69 2.3K 13K 241K
skys iso eras indy @skysmirrorball - 1d FOR THE LOW PRICE OF A USED CAR YOU CAN SEE TAYLOR SWIFT FROM THE FRONT ROW?!?!?!? 6 4 12345678 10 12 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 2 B6 7 8 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 10 12 US$52,672 12345 6 789 12 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 B4 1 3 5 7 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 13 15 17 20 22 25 27 10 7 A6 X Row 1 US$52,672 each incl. fees 1 Select pricing 1-3 tickets Row 1 75 486 11K 461K
eli @MeanMug_Mamii - 23h high watching spongebob and obsessed with the ocean floor title card...the colorful grains of sand...the sun reflecting in the water....serenity supervising producer Paul Tibbitt 1.2K 22 22K 235K
Chioma @iamchiomaa_ 1d ... Me planning my attack after the Uber driver made a wrong turn 334 16K 80K 1.9M
Jay Cuda @JayCuda.21h some NFL analysis Noah Brown Noah Gray W First Name is Noah Yes Yes Last Name is a Color yes yes Receptions this year 14 14 Rec. Yards this year 185 185 98 1.7K 52K 1.8M
manda @1999bbyguwap 1d i post thirst traps for the love of the game i have no one to trap 24 2.9K 13K 380K
y @ysmammri • 1d ... nvm yall he literally just texted back he otw to come get me now y @ysmammri 1d yall need to stop craving attention from someone and work on yourself. 301 2.2K 14K 774K
@RICKYRAGE • 1d they hired a new person and im no longer the youngest person in the office 35 2.4K 42K 777K
cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola.20h a hall of fame deleted tweet M&M'S Follow G @mmschocolate There are parties, and then there are Diddy's parties. Want a chance to party like @iamdiddy? Here's your shot! http://bit.ly/mmsdiddy 10:20 PM . 5/13/10 122 1.1K 2K 484 Most relevant replies This post has been deleted. 3.9K 61K 1.4M 84
miss all sunday @scuriiosa 1d i love when i get an email from a brand saying we miss you! with no coupon attached. babe, a lot of people miss me, let's be competitive here 141 15.6K 175K 1.9M
Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg 1d hey i came over because the grass seemed really green here but now that i'm looking back that grass actually looks crazy green so i'm gonna go 7 1,348 18.4K 240K
j @contrrl - 1d Anonymous said Im hopelessly in love with someone I'm not physically attracted to I don't give a fuck 34 5,069 52.6K 930K
girth brooks @HOWDYBLTCH. 18h ... Soggy structurally untenable mess I wish you guys would start taking this shit seriously 23h party gets me wetter The Chicken Caesar Crossiant Sandwich 127 510 14K 594K
paula @paularambles. 1d ... lyft ride to the airport this morning was a little bumpy and then the driver goes my drink got spiked in sf ten years ago and i think they implanted a chip because i still hear voices and it's derailed my life to the point where i was only able to start driving again last week 58 625 24.6K 443K
Mads @lite_thesp... 19h ... make it a lottery system so it's just some random Disney employee. Let Brandon who works at Space Mountain have a chance @Age..... 1d Agents of Fandom Bob Iger's successor as Disney CEO will be announced in early 2026. chodelmedo hilyFun Disney Comunic Hendy BLAND ADVENTURES term owned Selevation dati NEWS The HOLLYWOO RECORD take WALT Disney Company - GAMES Disney Disney PIXAR NOLLNNEARS 23 - 167 4,790 97.2K 2.2M
Ben Cohen @bzcohen 22h ... I profiled Tim Cook. I also informed the CEO of Apple that people name their group chats. The best name of a group chat? Не looked at me like I'd asked him to recommend the best Android phone. The best-name? he said. I don't name them. Do you name yours? Interesting. I may take that on. The next time we meet, Cook proudly reports that he's named the group chat with his college roommates: Roommates. 105 1,675 58.7K 1.5M
Ron Iver @ronnui_ 21h ... CLEANING TIP- When cleaning windows or other glass products, you can apply orange juice to particularly grimy spots. This does not work however. 55 4,157 60.2K del 1M
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz 15h Just walked by a teen who anxiously asked his friend Baddies will be there, right? and the friend sighed and said We'll see 157 5,380 94.3K 1.5M

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ОРН Gix @M15gix 22h ... Nephew try bankrupt me at 1AM, lil did he know his uncle was broke 12:19 61 Halifax Show less X Halifax 01:21 Declined - £3.99 at PLAYSTATION HALIFAX NETWORK. The balance in your account was too low. Tap to see your options. Halifax 01:19 Declined - E15.99 at PLAYSTATION HALIFAX NETWORK. The balance in your account was too low. Tap to see your options. 371 10.1K 219K 4.7M
juni @b1rista 18h ... texting the token cis straight male friend <3 the older i get the more im turning into a misandrist no offense Delivered i dont know what that word means gimme a sec to look it up lol well thats not good 36 465 19.1K 325K
BlythE! @TiggyPaw 22h how it feels using my paychecks for arcade trips while my coworkers are using theirs to support their families WT FAST LATE TRACK OK CLEARI TUCH CLOTA MASTER - w11 - ACHIEVEMENT 0.0000% 100.99A ...... SSS SS adidas BOX PERFECT محكة 12152 RATING OSA 88 8,121 81.2K 1.3M
Bella Goth @WickedNFine 15h ... I accidentally joined this elderly woman's ZANAVA live on TikTok of her singing gospel & she stopped singing to say sista Bella Goth joined us.. let's welcome her up ... clicked out so fast.. 182 1,882 42.3K 730K
jeffyjeff @funnyvileplume 19h evil shoes worn by evil baby MAMMON $ $ @Mammo... . 1d Lets hear them WRITE MÉ A HORROR STORY INNORTALIS WITH ONLY SIX WORDS 80 2,816 39K 624K
Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonD... 15h ... My apologies The Green Bay Packers, I'm afraid that I do not in fact know the vibes G Green Bay Packers NFL 22h You know the vibes cc cold hot piss 0:02 61 1,229 34K 2.3M
DoBBy @LargestAdultSon-9h ... got two uncrustables at 7-11 and the guy said do you not know how to make peanut butter and jelly or something? fried my dumbass 10 204 5,782 del 116K
Losing it @prophethusband 1d I made up a 1940s movie called Station to Station starring an imaginary actor named Gay Christmas and I've thought about it so much it feels like I've actually seen it 30 925 13.3K 246K
James Line @jameslineky 1d ... if the founding fathers saw the sphere they'd die immediately CA Las Vegas Locally @... . 2d The Sphere voted. Somebody call the Secretary of State. CC VOTED 115 7,661 239K 4.4M
Daily Roman Updates @Upd... 1d ... skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania daggersdawn Follow t wonder why it's called that Irgcarter Follow ti This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it's called Romania because there were once Romans there. 44 4,617 95.3K 868K
Don't Go, Jason Waterfalls @i... 16h ... With deepest regrets, you gotta hand him this one. Dhaaruni @d....16h I can think of a reason x.com/ tltown2019/sta... During a private round table, Vance said Trump asked his wife what she thinks about her husband's political life. She gave a diplomatic answer, saying JD loves supporting the people of Ohio. And Trump went, Yeah, my wife fucking hates this shit too. 23 1,070 34.4K 1.1M
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1. . 2h Passed a business guy in downtown Chicago who yelled I don't care what they want, I need to be home on Halloween! into his phone. There are 90s family-comedy films all around us for those with eyes to see. 56 1,115 14.3K 206K
sword gf @punishedgarage 14h ... thinking again about this photo of the btk killer standing way too close to a tree like a fucking idiot 19 83 1,812 40.6K
Michael Allen @MichaelAL... 13h ... had a cousin get out of prison today after 2 years and he's been texting me off of his brother's phone telling me how pumped he is to watch basketball and LOL Jj Redick is the coach of the Lakers?? look up who number 9 is on the Lakers Read 7:46 PM what the fuck dude 219 3,620 117K 3.5M
Thin Arms Race @thinarms_ra... 14h ... When I was in high school, every single Halloween, there was a group of white kids who dressed up as the Bush administration and a group of brown kids who dressed up as Al qaeda. They all scrimmaged during 4th period lunch. People nowadays lack that sort of Halloween spirit 35 1,157 34.3K 1M
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz- 14h ... I have always really appreciated the level of attendance he imagines for the bear ballet. In his mind it's a niche thing @Cri... . 1d Criminalsimpsons 31 2,063 41.7K 723K
Kevin @caoimhinof.20h ... These Great British Bake Off themes are getting to be ludicrous. She's Brattt @yall_luvkendra 2d It's ovulation week 9 926 17.9K 793K
Aisha @aishamadeit-14h new email opener just dropped ghost.. @sulky80715248 1d i am interested in bothering you 8 5,328 29.1K 682K
woolfy @wolfyaltwitch - dd ... The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they're allergic to just catholicism 345 3,049 59.1K 976K
Una bomb-her @longjoms... 18h ... Bank pissed me off so i took their thing VOL the 106 2,563 52.5K 757K
Foosballz Pod @FoosballzPod 10h DOGGRALL ... Season is so cooked he started doing 1088 C SAT prep SNY Jets Videos SNY) @snyjets. 21h Thankfully, we're not to the denouement of this season. There's still a lot of time left. It's important that we all stay as sanguine as possible. - Aaron Rodgers tic tic Atlantic System Health System JETS JETS SNY alth كريم S $ $ Cash App Cash App NY NY Atlantic Atlantic Health System JETS JETS Health $ sh App NY JETS PIX 11 0:29 NEWYORK'S VERY OWN Atianti Atlan I 28 459 12.3K 766K
KAYA NOVA @thekayanova 14h Having a random hobby as an adult is actually hilarious. You'll be having a day delivered directly from hell but then gotta suck it up to get to tap class by 6:30pm. 75 3,036 21.5K del 406K
Purplepingers @purplepin... 11h ... First of all, I wanna hear from the bottom official NEWS WHAT'S ON ARTS & EN Gay sex in the Vatican has 'never been worse' according to top official INTERNATIONAL 381 3,860 52.1K 1.2M
Tod Ashby @TodAshby 13h Getting ready to do a deep dive into Calvinism. I hope I got the right edition. THE THE COMPLETE THE COMPLETE COMPLETE calvin calvin الله calvin لحب HObbES HODDES HODbES BOOK BOOK BOOK ONE Two THREE BILL BILL WATTERSON WATTERSON BILL WATTERSON 226 754 10.4K 190K
chaotic memes @memech... 22h ... @Goffdaddy69 The fact that the Pope exists in Cars 2 and rides within a popemobile not only proves the existence of catholicism in the Cars Universe but also that the 1981 assassination attempt occurred also 54 1,481 28.4K 587K

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