49 of the Funniest Tweets About Work That May or May Not Get You Sent to HR

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49 of the Funniest Tweets About Work That May or May Not Get You Sent to HR

Going to the office is never easy. You clock in, pretend to work while scrolling TikTok, complete the arduous task of replying to two emails, reward yourself with more TikTok scrolling and then head to your 3 p.m. meeting that may or may not consist of briefly unmuting yourself to say “Nothing to add on my end” before waving and signing off. 

Fortunately, we have coworkers to help us get through the day — and even more fortunately, we have Twitter to complain about them. Whether it’s their love for blasting “fail” videos, borderline-obsessive adoration of Jack Harlow or penchant for microwaving tuna, here are some painfully relatable tweets about the workplace that no one at your job would find funny…

Follow ... @allthenasties i used the   emoji in a work chat and the manager of a separate department got upset about it and said this to my boss about me Then tell that flunky of yours to M stop with her stupid emojis. 6'3 pool boy bitch @youwouldntpost. Oct 11 what was the incident in your groupchat 12:30 PM Oct 17, 2024 5.8M Views
eleanor Follow ... @dimestorepaglia me and my 30 year old coworker 12:47 PM May 8, 2024 13.4M Views 17K 256 155K 6.6K
Doug Mustard Follow ... @salvia4kids Asking my boss to burp me after lunch 3:29 PM Oct 23, 2024 . 70.6K Views 5 232 3.1K 81
brent Follow @murrman5 my boss: and close my door on the way out me trying to keep it together after being yelled at: ok coworker that's always trying to show me kevin hart stand up clips on his phone: come here for a second 12:48 PM Oct 23, 2024 47.8K Views
andy van slyke Follow ... @im_all_id Hot take but I'm not gonna medicate myself to make life easier for my boss 11:14 AM Oct 18, 2024 . 11.4K Views 3 51 223 6
Luhaenten Follow ... @luhaenten Letting my boss know my talents are wasted by carefully constructing my emails in iambic pentameter. 9:00 AM Oct 17, 2024 9,760 Views 2 50 322 16
saliva ... @salivasisters talking to My closest friend: i Hate you . i wish You were transformed into a pebble So i could toss you into the great Wide ocean. die in The salt talkinf to my coworker who i Hate: hey david. how are your children? i love you the way that an ancient Priestess loves her home 8:55 PM Sep 5, 2024 400.6K Views 19 2.8K 23K 1.4K
kath ♥ Follow ... @kathcor3 my gen Z coworker who's never cooked keeps telling everyone she made ground beef yesterday 8:27 PM Aug 11, 2024 . 1.1M Views 72 543 36K 669
wandering wraith @witti_indi Me with my 40 yr old coworker ROB CRAVE @ROBCRAVEE Oct 16 remember when addison rae and kourtney kardashian were randomly best friends 7:10 AM Oct 18, 2024 21.4K Views
august Follow ... @i11uminations me when i open up to my coworker about my eating disorder and he says yeah im trying to figure out how ur anorexic... ive seen u eat? 12:36 PM . Oct 20, 2024 . 31K Views
jay @kendallhosseini how it feels to have my phone screen be a picture of a fictional man who i think is neat while my coworker's wallpaper is her 3 year old son 4:40 PM Oct 23, 2024 4,587 Views
rachel yara Follow ... @bugposting coworker as pejorative is capitalist anti- solidarity psyop...you could never make me hate my Fellow Worker, even if they listen to a lot of boygenius or whatever 6:40 PM . Oct 17, 2024 685.7K Views
oriental fish @dizembody just taught my gen Z coworker about covfefe Okay so there's a 56 year old woman here 5:53 PM Oct 22, 2024 270.6K Views
kateari! (she/her) Follow ... @katearithanks My coworker telling me about the guy she likes bug girl @buggirl Oct 21 just saw the ugliest rat on earth and i kind of wanna sob bc i know everyone thinks he's hideous but he looked so little and polite and maybe so ugly that he actually was really cute...... but i know everyone is gonna judge him...... 6:07 PM Oct 21, 2024 10.2K Views
NEET priest Follow ... @serpentinedumb1 He's not just my coworker. He's my friend. And he's about to show me a conscious rap artist that he says is gonna blow my mind 6:36 PM Oct 16, 2024 17K Views 64 951 18
Bigby's Italian Hand Follow ... @FrankHath Heated discussion with my 73 year old coworker over what progressive rock means 9:02 AM Oct 18, 2024 7,236 Views 15 6 184 2
Kancho ... lov @HumpedMyJeweler Knowing I'm gonna quit in 2 months has me looking at my coworker like this everyday 6:48 PM Oct 18, 2024 178.6K Views
Jenni Tolls 8 @jenni_tolls Talking about how fugly I think Apple Watches look and how they ruin outfits and my coworker dramatically rolled up her sleeve to reveal an Apple Watch 11:46 AM Oct 23, 2024 4 . 17.6K Views
S TO DE ISAGE لان to BE IN LOVE STAND to - IN LOST buth's hole ... STARD CO SEPIN LOVE STAND 20 LOVE Follow FEEL LIKE MINNING OCT CL 1 VOG 200L ESTE TERMIN VG CET or adidas OT EMOL IN EMIT FORMING CCT OF Un GET or @warm_hole My 65 year old coworker just said Do you want to see my homeboy. My dog. Best friend I ever had. and then showed me a picture of Gollum 8:26 PM Oct 23, 2024 5,140 Views 1 7 140 1
mack @m4cden my boss: who's the idiot that closed up last night? my ass standing in the corner: 5:54 PM Oct 16, 2024 107.2K Views
Brick's House of Sorrors @BrickMahoney Boss says my new forehead ink isn't business casual 3:33 PM Oct 16, 2024 8,506 Views 5 69 140 2
Dadman Walking Follow ... @dadmann_walking After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 8:23 AM Oct 7, 2024 7,482 Views 9 29 439 1
Reta Coffman Follow ... @Retacof My granddaughter told me that her boss wanted her to sign up for a 401k but she told him that there was no way she could run that far. 4:57 PM Oct 22, 2024 7,528 Views 24 55 309 5
Tonkini Follow ... @TonkaBalonka175 In Rome, my American boss tried to order tortellini pasta with carbonara sauce... I told him not to. Не tried. Не was told no. italians mad at food @ItalianComments. Oct 22 the customer is always right simply does not apply in italy x.com/palesamashao_/... 12:50 PM Oct 23, 2024 14K Views
Mike Drucker ... @MikeDrucker Boss coming to yell at me as my teeth fall out in the middle of a math test inhumans of capitalism (Ojibwa) @Inhumansoflate1 Oct 17 Capitalism is a disease Yup That Exists YUP @yupthtexists Neuralink-related startup is working on technology that will let you keep working in your dreams. 3:48 PM Oct 18, 2024 221.2K Views
chase. ... @cfree94 got my boss a totally normal birthday gift 0man Torro MOM MOM SUPPLIES OWEEN 10:01 AM Oct 24, 2024 3,117 Views
Marshall Scott Follow ... @Marshall_Scott Strolling into work 32 minutes late and giving my boss a kiss on the forehead as I walk by 9:21 AM Oct 18, 2024 2,800 Views 24 5 153 4
terminally onAine engineer ... BADMAN @tekbog accidentally sent a meme to my manager instead of my coworker during a meeting 1:31 PM Oct 23, 2024 22.1K Views
megan @chismosavirus being the only person my shy introverted coworker fucks with feels like this 2:06 AM Aug 14, 2024 429.8K Views 6 965 27K 815
auggie ... @TORTUREDAUGUST my coworker and i have to decide which one of us gets dec 9th off and she went it's my husband's birthday, why do you want the day? and i had to admit in front of everyone i'm gonna watch the last eras tour show at 4 am 5:03 PM Oct 22, 2024 619.8K Views 73 580 30K 508
directional transsexual ... @north0fnorth had to teach my 23yo coworker that reindeer are in fact real animals and not fantasy creatures Child Left Behind ALT 8:54 PM Jun 24, 2024 5.3M Views
Ix lavagay * RETWEET PINNED ... @seashellstorm coworker came in sick today and i gave her one of my kn95s only for her to wear it for 30 minutes and then take it off for the rest of the day 5:09 PM Oct 23, 2024 12.8K Views 7 51 1K 19
capital spidey ... @capitalspidey me and my coworker best friend POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. Oct 17 Billie Eilish and Michael Keaton for 'SNL.' AUD M FB 8 GIRB 8 3 4:48 PM Oct 18, 2024 8,790 Views
studback mountain @ouijney My coworker caught me drinking these & she goes You like how that make you feel friend? JL DESK VSO GEEPP NO Crife Solen USAN FRENCH mate COLLEGE VANILLA A 113M CONTAINS: A MIL FIVE NEEDED ON I MARATHON Restle © VANILLA FINA FRENCH UNIVERSITY Nort mate offee - Nestle P A VANILLA Nestle P the CONTAINS:A 10:00 PM Mar 20, 2024 - 1.4M Views
penis delusion @hicuckomori No way this shit tricked my coworker CIA diversity hire ... Mana 86-ing it make iter want to m items MOTION PM 25782181 I PICTURE PURPOSES TO K3 Ka FOR MOTION PICTURE t L PURPOSES PROT MONEY PICTURE PURPOSES THIS NOTE 15 IN NOT LEGAL FOR MOTION TENDER SERIES 2021 K Bes Bonet Love PM 25782181 I 10 if the Secretary CCO TEN Secretary of the Treasonarer 10 DOLLARS I FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE PE48779480A Das 10 THE UNITED STATES E5 UNITED FEDERAL RESERVE STATES SYSTEM OF AMERICA THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS. PUBLIC AND PRIVATE 1789 OF THE SERIES
Sarah McGonagall ... @gothspiderbitch A man overdosed and died in the bathroom in front of my coworker and after the body was taken away, they made my coworker finish his shift. Revemped Revamped Career r& Workplace Development @RevampedCP May 9 What experience in the workplace radicalized you? 4:02 AM May 10, 2024 24.4K Views
keb ... @boycoves i think my coworker texted the wrong person 3:19 5GUC 36 now Paul work ginger P Have you shaved your hairy ass pussy? For you Following 3:23 PM Oct 7, 2024 13.4M Views 1.4K 13K 396K 14K
... doomer @uncledoomer showing my zoomer coworker youtube videos of cumtown best bits ONNS RIOT PETRONAS NX INEOS UBS PETRONAS UBS CROWDSTRIKE INEOS Signify 4SOL Snapdragon Supdragon PETRONAS IW (ignify Enterprise AK i
Work Retire Die Follow ... @WorkRetireDie Go ahead man, loop in my boss. I don't care. Не already knows how much I suck at this job. Not gonna be news to him 3:13 PM Oct 8, 2024 283.9K Views 3 271 208 6K
westy!! Follow ... @Westhoefen hr lady said she found out recently a word she's been using casually was offensive and my coworker and I are so pissed she won't tell us or give any hints 6:59 PM Oct 11, 2024 6.3M Views 372 2.3K 158K 6.8K
Smol Cat Follow ... @OneSmolCat put in my 2 weeks notice today & my boss just looked at me like this
jeje @JestJeJe My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home 12:29 PM Oct 20, 2024 11K Views 145 34 346 21
McErin Follow ... @colleen_eileen My BBC (bossy boomer coworker) saw me using keyboard shortcuts and when she noticed I had copy pasted instead of saying oh neat what a time saver she told me it was against company policy Imao help 1:27 PM Apr 2, 2024 6.5M Views 786 6.5K 175K 4.7K Post your reply Reply McErin @colleen_eileen Apr 2 *finger to my earpiece* we are learning that BBC stands for more than just British Broadcasting Corporation. Our heartfelt apologies for any confusion and/or arousal. 25 328 33K 626K
LINTHA WELL ANDR TRAISE Ward E Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse gonna try and convince my boss Crowdstrike bricked my buffer wish me luck makita BLUE makita 2000 - ZINO 2100 100 sub - 123456 -
Jasia Ashira Follow ... @jayydontcareeee bro why i applied to a hotel job, got an interview, filled the paperwork out to work, gave my ssn, got told i was gonna start training today. i check in bc i didnt get told what time to come in. the manager that hired me left and the new manager said they wont be hiring me nm... 4:37 PM Oct 23, 2024 377.7K Views 71 324 13K 706
apple turnover @elongatedlift My manager ran up to us stocking the freezer like is anyone one direction fans and I was like are they getting back and he was like no! Liam died I dropped the frozen chips... 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . Oct 16 Liam Payne has sadly passed away at the age of 31. (Source: glo.bo/406FMu0)
Dan Carney Follow ... @DanManCarney Going Aaron Rodgers mode this week (getting my boss fired) Dan Carney @DanManCarney Oct 6 Going Aaron Rodgers mode this week (doing a bunch of drugs and being bad at my job) 11:34 AM Oct 8, 2024 2.6M Views 21 2.1K 46K 801
tatum @minipstt Just resigned and my boss left me on read 2:34 PM e Oct 22, 2024 . 2,540 Views
Henry ... @degeneracy_now remembering the time i was working in a bagel shop and my coworker was like i've eaten too many bagels with cream cheese so i brought my own lunch today to break the cycle and what she brought was mac n cheese... like girl you are rotating the cycle by 10 degrees 8:04 PM Oct 23, 2024 3,838 Views 3 1 320 1

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