35 Random Bits of Trivia to Generously Spread Atop Your Brain Like a Hearty Deli-Style Schmear

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35 Random Bits of Trivia to Generously Spread Atop Your Brain Like a Hearty Deli-Style Schmear

Today, when we say, “Open wide,” we don’t mean your mouth. We mean your skull! This butter knife of a list dug deep into a tub of facts, and it’s ready to slop them on that brain of yours. 

Open wide… Ugh, your head isn’t pre-cut with a hinge on the back? Alright, hang on. This is gonna hurt a little.

The Failed Assassination Attempt of Kim Il Sung

CRACKED SOUTH KOREA'S UNIT 684 FAILED SPECTACULARLY - SEVEN DEAD, INSTRUCTORS KILLED. ФЕ In 1968, South Korea set up a secret team called Unit 684 to try and take out North Korea's leader Kim II Sung. Unfortunately, it didn't go well - seven people died, and the rest of the team revolted, killing most of their instructors.

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The Crocodile Hunter

Australians don't want King Charles on their money, they want Steve Irwin. GRACKED.COM The Australian Nation- al Bank announced that King Charles III will appear on their $5 notes, to which the Aussies responded, Yeah, nah.

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The Dawn of the Light Beer

The movement for Prohibition led to American beer-makers moving towards lighter, blander beers. MARK REGISTERLU AMERIC BUD LIGHT BREWED USING THE CHOICEST HOPS AND BARLEY MALT CRACKED.COM In the early part of the 20th century, brewers tried to emphasize that beer was healthier than whiskey. Today, Bud Light alone has a greater market share than all craft beers com- bined.

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Assassin’s Creed IV

A boat in Assassin's Creed IV gets sucked into an abyss. And the sailors are left floating in air. If you claim a ship called the Jackdaw, you might show up to the dock to find a hollow space-time vacuum where the boat is supposed to be, and the crew screaming as they get sucked into the sky. CRACKED.COM https://www.youtube.

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Parks and Recreation

Characters that weren't supposed to last Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation Chris Pratt's character was supposed to just disappear once Ann Perkins dumps him in the first season. However, show creator Mike Schur thought Pratt was too funny not to use, so he and writers slowly altered his character to be more loveable and sweet to keep him around. CRACKED.COM

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A Raging Cockroach Infestation

A HOUSE IN ILLINOIS WAS SO INFESTED BY GERMAN COCKROACHES THAT IT HAD TO BE BURNED DOWN. Firefighters set controlled a burn and started with ring of a

The Last Abacus

You can still find shops in China where the merchants use an abacus to calculate a customer's bill. CRACKED.COM A few schools in the West still teach students how to use an abacus too.

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35 Random Bits of Trivia to Generously Spread Atop Your Brain Like a Hearty Deli-Style Schmear
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At-Home DNA Testing

OOH Taking an at-home DNA test can destroy your military career. If you're a member of the armed forces, a 23andMe test can cause worse than awkward family conversations. The tests can find genetic markers for medical conditions that'd get you booted out of the military, where you are not protected by the Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act. CRACKED COM

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The Wolf of Wall Street

The chest-thump is Matthew McConaughey’s actual ritual. McConaughey says he sometimes hums and hits his chest to relax before doing scenes. DiCaprio saw him doing it on set and asked him to incorporate it into their scene.

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