32 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 14, 2024

We should bring this one back, actually
32 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 14, 2024

Unlike most people, Cory Michael Smith actually wanted to meet Chevy Chase. The actor, who portrayed the controversial comedian in Saturday Night, told Entertainment Weekly that he wanted to tell Chase that it was an honor “to portray him at this really pivotal moment in his life.” The two never ended up meeting, as Jason Reitman discouraged his cast from talking to their real-life counterparts, but luckily, Smith found other ways to pour himself into research and bring the show’s breakout star to life. 

Meanwhile, current SNL cast member Ego Nwodim is practicing her poker face. The comedian is joining a growing list of guest stars for the second season of Natasha Lyonne’s mystery-of-the-week Poker Face. Other previously announced guest stars include John MulaneySam Richardson, Giancarlo Esposito and BJ Novak

Over on the timeline, these tweets might make your poker face crack. Today’s funniest include those about a coffee shop stuck in the past, the girl who came to a startling realization thanks to some simple arithmetic and the scariest thing for one 17-year-old.

celine @yohjiyamajoto. dd ... Just went to a coffee shop that doesnt do syrups JANUARY 1984 BER 2020 goy 119 2,631 114K 1.7M
tractor @nudeobama 1d Cant believe some people out there can attend a big event every weekend. Do you guys ever clean your house 235 7,344 96.5K del 1.7M
R mor @moristiko. 1d ... Who wants wet food Who wants to move their head out of the way so i can put the wet food in the bowl ... 64 7,994 140K del 2.6M
Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspi... . 1d ... Going to see the new terrifier the clown movie tonight I am rly hoping he has worked on himself since the last one bc he was out of control 52 1,308 13.3K 306K
girth brooks @HOWDYBITCH. 1d ... redacted @aquariusdays.9 9h ... Everybody is too weird about feet. I'm done censoring my feet and I don't care that people like feet. People like boobs too and I post those all the time 2 1 77 1.6K robin @shitpoetic - hh 1 6 76 31 1,960 34.1K 560K
robyn @robynhfrost- 1d spraying him with a pressure washer would be so satisfying Brian Tyler Cohen @bria... 1d This is a real photo- posted by a Republican Senator. 244 5,362 146K 3M
Big Boss V $ @BigBossVette 1d ... Open relationship? How about I open my jacket and pull out a gun? 286 18K 106K 2.9M
Bowers @Bowieeeeee23.1d ... My friend came out in our gc freshman year...everyone was like yayy now we just waiting on one more person I just went ahead and told them Pop Base @PopBase.3d Today is National Coming Out Day. 158 1,991 67.4K 1.6M
caulksleeve @caulksleeve.1 1d ... do u think poop gets scared when it's aboht to get shitted or is it hype 126 2,734 40.7K del 1.1M
chris tachio @CTachio83984.21h ... When I die I want funeral to be mostly a powerpoint scroll of my tweets with Sail by AWOL playing 8 317 2,771 63.6K
jon @jon_speaks_. 1d imagine being told you lack yeem The Anglish Times @the... 1d Old English Modern English Anglish gmeleás negligent yeemless #Anglish 123 5,741 85.1K 2M
richard @richard_normal 13h twitters search function is largely totally cooked but credit where it's due, my search term only actually contained one word in the tweet, but it pulled up exactly what i was looking for on the first result buddy alien plane People Videos Photos Top Latest slick @dlicj12/19/17 my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it 142 13K 58K 11 458 8,848 101K
the mind @Fredward3948576:16h ... in the drive thru locking my doors after hearing someone in line yell at their children. for all I know I'm next 348 2,953 46.1K
Big Chief @MONSIEURBLAC- 1d ... LOL. She has finally figured it out, without any shred of doubt in her mind. Big Chief @MONSIEU... 5/14/24 My daughter after wishing us happy 8th anniversary this morning, said she will soon be 8 and added hmmm. 78 2,580 42.7K 1.3M
ERMMM eden @meowcowmoo 1d «Д» tf was i on about VO V Notes ... Done was wondering what bdsm would be like with two doms but then i realized thats just WWE 234 7,798 114K 1.3M
LawfulGitGud @420mercym... 1d ... I can't believe they've already invented a slur for robots. Banbuds @Banbuds- 2d Already can't stand these fucking clankers x.com/teslacarsonly/... 842 22.3K 331K 9.8M
Relly в @durrellyrell.1 1d i hate when somebody throw me in something that has NOTHING to do with me ICON welp. @YSLONIKA.1d remember when we all had a crush on Elon Musk...? lay day 539 35.6K 429K 7.2M
Burner @BurnerDontask 18h ... scandinavians pay $50 at a restaurant to eat what's left in the fridge from a bachelor that hanged himself Joakim @joakial_. 1d Never kill yourself 433 7,689 121K 4.3M
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz. 1d ... (putting my jacket over a woman's shoulders) I'm actually really cold now haha. It's ok though. Oh wow it's super cold. Oh my god 119 8,118 137K 2.5M

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Н.А. @dirtcup_art.15h doctors like hate doing their job like ur like hey im sick i have symptoms and they are like uuuuuuuUUUUHHHH AAAHHHHU UUHHHHg Hggg 126 6,969 79K del 1.1M
sam greisman @SAMGREIS 23h ... I'm sorry this is the funniest tweet I have ever seen Pop Fan account @Pop... 1d You guys are disgusting and weird for defending a literal weirdo. Im 17 and AFRAID of Sabrina Carpenter when she's performing. You guys need help 181 7,605 177K 3.4M
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss.1d ... Reply to 's comment Opinion on testicular torsion? + x 3,515 comments Oscar you look like Tyler the creator if he appeared in my dream 1w Reply 25.8K View 291 replies 52 3,107 75.5K 817K
nova @comfypill 23h ... are u ever just having a really bad day and u look in the mirror and ur like WOW great i'm fucking ugly too 481 26K 182K 2.9M
Devon Hardware's Wife @tha... 22h ... dreamt i was back home and my parents told me to pick up things from the grocery but the shopping list was just a bunch of numbers like 1 2338 4 128612 1 5034 1 443 and my sister told me they had assigned numbers to every object in the universe and memorized them 28 480 11.2K 113K
follow the money @Girlfriend... 22h ... Uncle does a good bit where he always honks and waves at people in the parking lot of porno stores. Makes them sweat wondering if someone recognized them 8 112 2,661 del 55.3K
GOOPert Gottfried @arielleaty.1 14h ... I just saw a Zillow commercial that suggested millennials go in on buying a house with 2 friends. Since when did the American dream include a white picket fence and 2 roommates????? 255 4,711 33.9K del 606K
bailey moon @Baileymoon15.1d ... remember i saw you open for Icd soundsystem last year and you had to do paper planes twice because the crowd wasnt feeling it M.I.A. M @MIAuniverse 2d Mexicans call it Junited states of America.. they not lieing. 48 1,279 43K 1.5M
weav (parody) @not_weav 1d you know how racist you gotta be to know hitler's favorite mountain NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost.2 2d Top German neo-Nazi plummets 200 feet to his death while hiking on Hitler's favorite mountain trib.al/ 9GsViqJ 427 9,764 190K 3.3M
hunter @hunter_hhhh.2 20h ... study a broad? dont talk about women's studies like that 94 9,166 152K del 2.6M
dew @99percent_off_.1 1d Baffling tv placement here Hushen kumar @HushenKu... 1d My stupid ex would probably make me be at target rn or something Coca-Cola DRINK DELICIOUS AND REFRESHING - 15:00 es 3 - BIGG - WITH SINCE - - I 749 6,874 294K 8.7M
Toney! Toni! Toné! @the_notor... 22h ... Don't invite me anywhere with a chaotic parking situation. 305 17.7K 61.1K 1.8M
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