27 Wild First Messages People Received on Dating Apps

‘You look like my dead wife. What’s your cup size?’
27 Wild First Messages People Received on Dating Apps

Dating apps have unleashed palpable evil into the world. No longer bound by the societal rule of decorum, people can now say whatever they want with zero repercussions. Sure, you can block someone, but sometimes blocking isn’t enough — you want to hit them with your car. Like the guy who told one Redditor, “You look like my dead wife. What’s your cup size?” It’s scary to think that someone once loved a man who talks like that. 

Other Redditors have recalled the most bizarre conversation starters they’ve received on dating apps, including one woman who was looking to scrap.

boss-bitchh24 . 4mo ago - Do you suck your own tits,because if you do I can take over for you + 8 Reply Share ...
BasicallyJustAnldiot 4mo ago Some gay dude offering me a free place to live if I shit in a box and gave it to him every time I shit. I was neither gay nor looking for a place to live and I didn't bother to ask what the shit was for. 164 Reply Share ...
 4mo ago Opened our initial conversation on PlentyofFish by asking for my detailed zombie apocalypse survival plan. I fell in love immediately. We've been married for almost 12 years now. 130 Reply Share ...
ABOY world_edt 4mo ago e Did not happen to me, but to a friend of mine. She received a message from a guy who told her that he wanted to make a lampshade out of her skin because of her tattoos. 10 Reply Share ...
No_Plate_4741 4mo ago Idk when I was on there I matched with a dude because he put his drivers license in one of his profile pics and I was like you're going to get your identity stolen and he was just like I don't give a shit my life sucks anyway. Just a weird interaction 14 Share Reply ...
sereneynge 4mo ago o If you are a giant goddess and I am a very tiny man like an ant and I sneak into your underwear drawer, do you mind wearing one that I am in? I'm literally 5'0 and he is about 6'4 Share 8 Reply ...
fishsix 4mo ago A girl matched with me and messaged me that She's older than me and men's egos are very fragile. No idea how she thought that was gonna go..? She was a year older... 184 Reply Share ...
Synamyn_Dyxon e 4mo ago - WHY DON'T YOU SKYDIVE INTO THIS PUSSY!!! and then immediately unmatching me when I was like, Woah now... 518 Reply Share ...
cat_w1tch . 4mo ago You play bass so you must be good at fingering + 511 Reply Share ...
Teazykatka 4mo ago A girl once messaged me with something along the lines of do you ever see a bunch of cheese and say damn, I want to eat that cheese. And by cheese I mean my pussy. I couldn't help myself and replied that I'm lactose intolerant 339 Reply Share ...
 4mo ago Excuse me good sir, would you kindly like to hook up? She was clearly wasted. 5 minutes later she unmatches. Apparently she didn't like I wasn't available immediately. This isn't a fucking Wendy's. + 521 Reply Share ...
beastmasterlady . 3mo ago . Edited 3то ago good morning BIG BOOBS Note: there were no pictures of my boobs (or body generally) in the profile. And that was his capitalization 230 Share Reply ...
Fly-the-peacock . 3mo ago e 'Would you wear high heels and film yourself stamping a crab to death' ... When I responded with wtf... he came back with I could do it with a mouse... Like that's better???! Freaky + 187 Reply Share ...
IAmJustAHusk . 3mo ago There's only going to be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus 147 Reply Share ...
Henry_Every 4mo ago My brother sent this girl a message on Hot or Not: Do you like burittos? They've been together for 17 years and married for 11 now. + 2.7K Reply Share ...
crazyforkovu 4mo ago where's the nearest KFC to you, because Friday nights are for chicken n dickin 686 Reply Share ...
lucy_pevensie 3то ago One guy opened with saying that I am probably really embarrassed about my big ears, but they make him just want to nibble on them. My ears are not even big. I am not embarrassed by them at all. Haha 111 Reply Share ...
gunbather 3mo ago o You look like an albino lion. To this day, it is both the worst first message anyone has ever sent me AND my favorite message. + Share 577 Reply ...
jannabjones e 3то ago We could make some beautiful blue eyed Asian babies. Не was not Asian and neither am I, but he apparently thought otherwise. Either way, a wildly inappropriate thing to say. 232 Reply Share ...
miletharil 3то ago o You look like my dead wife, kinda. What's your cup size? 153 Reply Share ...
applejax994 . 3то ago Maybe not the absolute worst but it'll always be a top contender: I have a washer and dryer in my apartment. + 5.2K Reply Share ...
Bigtits38 . 4mo ago Matched with a woman. Her first message was, I guess you'll do. + 4.6K Reply Share ...
Exobyter 4mo ago I was on hinge for a while and saw someone had can't text/call/meet on weekends because I'm in jail. | thought this was a joke. It was not. She was doing time on the weekend for assault. + 488 Reply Share ...
MrsCosmopilite e 3mo ago 'Is the downstairs ginger too?' Not even a hello first. Just straight into pubic research. + 4.6K Reply Share ...
gift_wrapist . 4mo ago A woman texted me on Bumble fight me it was the weirdest but funniest first message I ever received + 63 Reply Share ...
uniboob_official E 4mo ago In 2016 I once got Is your name Harambe? Because I want you to drag me around in public + 156 Reply Share ...
Rolihlahla86 4mo ago A woman asked me(on a dating app)to come babysit her kids so she could go on a date. Reply Share 8 ...

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