42 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of September 30, 2024

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42 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of September 30, 2024

The rascally baby bandits from the Rugrats are returning to the big screen in a way that’s yet to be explored across the franchise’s 30-year history. Earlier this week Deadline exclusively reported that the classic ‘90s cartoon is set for a hybrid live-action/CGI feature adaptation from Saturday Night Live writers Mikey Day and Streeter Seidell, with Pitch Perfect director Jason Moore on board to direct. 

The undertaking, of course, ignores the fact that so much of the charm and whimsy of the beloved series comes from its very specific animation style — but the timeline didn’t. One Twitter user illustrated the horrifying reality of what a CGI Tommy Pickles could look like, effectively making us classify this adaptation as a horror film. 

But the Rugrats movie wasn’t the only topic the timeline had a field day with this week. Other digital burn victims included art fit for a mall kiosk, the YA series that’s unbecoming for a young scholar and the funniest movie of Billy Crystal’s career.

Austin @awoodustin . 2d My most anticipated documentary on ancient shipwrecks in Sicily, I can tell you that much CINEMA SOLICI Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema 2d Martin Scorsese has begun filming his documentary on ancient shipwrecks in Sicily. (Source: tp24.it/2024/10/02/int...) 1.3K 36K 1M 15
ryan @OhItsRyan.2 2h Me going to Hermès with $57 in my bank account and asking to see a Birkin TKP @todaykatyp 2h Katy Perry Today LIFETIMES by Katy Perry was submitted for a Grammy nomination for 2025. The song was submitted in the following categories: -Record Of The Year - Song Of The Year - Best Dance Pop Recording - Best Music Video RECORDING ACADEMY 16 80 1.5K 52K
Pevenly Phantasm @Pevenly1. 1d ... You did. You thought of vanilla with meat, you absurd rutabaga. Go put yourself in the corner and think about what you've done, while blaming the recipe author for your own stupidity. (Recipe was for Hamburger Steak with Onions and Gravy) 06/25/2022 Do NOT use vanilla in place of sherry! I just made this exactly as written and used vanilla since I didn't have sherry. It is now down the disposal. The smell alone was a huge indicator of what it would taste like. Whoever thought of vanilla with meat? Nasty. Helpful (1) 452 4.4K
javi @1610SPIDEY.- 16h This is right before the camera swings around behind Wolverine to transition to gameplay Marvel Perfect Gifs & Clips @MCUPerfec... 2 1h Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) RAYMONDO'S MARVELOUS MORNING SOUP B الله ١٣٧ IN STRIVING FOR SAFETY WIDE You're welcome 51YT Happy our SERVICES GIF 1.8K 62K 114 1.2M
sarah @joanieinthealps 1d ... Boyfriend day has to be one of the most evil inventions... i i do not want to see him 4 491 5.5K 81K
august @regularaugust. 1d This is a t-shirt you could buy at the mall 15 years ago cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic - 1d NOT PHILLIES Only5 norrobey 30 909 30K 479K
Dan Brooks @DangerBrooks - 21h ...  I've got Giacomo Bologna on the banana shortage Kimi Yoshino Follow @kyoshino BREAKING BANANA NEWS That banana shortage you've been warned about with the port strike? Turns out Chiquita and Dole have their wn ships-and they're still being unloaded. Great reporting by Giacomo Bologna. Dole Bunch of nonsense: Why the banana shortage tied to the р... From thebaltimorebanner.com 2:22 PM 10/3/24 12K Views 1.2K 727K 75 14K
emma @bucksbicycle. 1d ... JCPenney August G-4 End-of-Summer JCPenney School is back! Savings Sale Savings are back session! There's still time to score some great deals for the family! 25%FF extra with coupon The Shop The Ad Deals for the family DoorBusters! Doorbusters excluded from coupons. Shop As 1.3K 22K 15 156
oily footjob pls @Percygooning.1 1d any N E der Average coworker phone wallpaper Minga @KillaMinga. 1d he cooked with this one Stake 0:08 GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY AD 68 1K 544K 28K
Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man . 2d I will. @FBI @HoustonTX FOX FOX Sports: MLB FOX SPORTS @MLBONFOX.2d We won't say anything I skipped LET'S School cheer to on ASTROS H STRO the ASTROS HOU 44 artican STROS 98 3.8K 110K 3.3M
sammy kay @thatSammyKay 2 2d ... all the rugrats bout to look like this 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 2 2d A live-action/CGI hybrid 'RUGRATS' movie is in the works. (Source: Deadline) 17 1.1K 244K 8.4K
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ariki @arikixo 2d young sheldon prolly went up all giddy only for ru to mistake him and say well i do declare @PopBase 2d Pop Base 'Young Sheldon's lain Armitage and RuPaul together in a recent photo. MENT! PRIDE ORK TIMES WAY MUSICAL FROM ELTON JOHN IMY YE Abbey Road Studios 2.5K 107 42K 1.3M
M @mackietaylor_ 2d ... this frfr my last straw All (50+) You look like you post poetry but can't actually read 77 131 9.8K 494K
Tolu Of Canada @Not_Tolulope. 3d 5 Precious @temyyszn 3d 9-5 again tomorrow, When will it end 464 15K 195K 5M
Ted Kaczynski Updates @doubtpointv2.2d Watching a movie on Peacock 7 407 10K 166K
April (The Drink) @ericdoajoi 3d why is everything i see from british people just them being utterly horrid creatures who spread pain and misery mat @adasfile. 3d villagers in resident evil 4 1.6K 14K 209K 6.7M
Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles 2d this looks like they announced him as a new skin in Fortnite The Democrats D @TheDemocrats.2d Tonight's winner. FORWARD 22K 430 606K 12M
@htvzn 3d i'm smarter than the host @BBQChiefs 3d BBQ Chiefs The Trailer for Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity? has dropped TRAVIS KELCE Hello, everybody. I'm Travis Kelce, 1:07 and welcome to Are You... 4 4.7K 114K 3.2M
Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus - 2d Billy Crystal psychological thriller is actually one of the funniest things I can even imagine. EMPIRE Empire Magazine @empiremagazine . 2d Billy Crystal drops the laughs to play a tortured psychiatrist in the first trailer for #Before, a new 10-part Apple TV+ psychological thriller with a supernatural slant. WATCH IT HERE: empireonline.com/tv/news/before... 22 134 4K 174K
pavlo @LaughterHaver - 3d ... This is how Elon tweets EXIT Replies x kuaikukia 1 hour ago (edited) Creating Joker 1989 Throw him into wasted chemical Creating Joker 2019 Throw him into society 98 9 Like with Way Add a public reply... Neojhun 55 minutes ago One is far more toxic. 6 ... Ryan G Hasselhoff 43 minutes ago That literally sums it up 117 2.2K 57K 764K
jasper on tour @jasperhewes 3d just go to a college bar and meet them for free Erica @Ericak_04.3d THIS IS RIDICULOUS The Driver Era: Obsession Tour < i Sat Jun 21, 2025 . 7:00PM - Firefly Distillery Tickets are not reserved yet. To secure your tickets, click, Next. The Driver Era: Ultimate 2 + VIP - M&G Picture with Ross & Rocky i $594.00 + Fees Event ticket limit: 8 / Full ticket limit info 19 329 416K 14K
lucyfree @_lucyfree . 3d kermit the frog is more iconic than mickey mouse bc if u heard someone was named mickey u'd just be like ok sure. but if someone said their name was kermit u would be like huh ????? like the frog ????????? 189 8.4K 134K 1.7M
radioactive christ @NECROMANCING. 2d shit from a butt with a side of poop from an ass Rate My Plate @ratemyplatenow - 5d Haggis ft Mash by Ben в 673 19K 273K 14M
Dan @cultureoflosing 4d These prices are great, especially when you want to get snacks for both you and your wife. And your other wife... and your other wife... UTAH Utah Hockey Club CLUB @utahhockeyclub - 4d Your fan faves, even better We're excited to announce $2 and $3 concession offerings, available at all #UtahHC games at @deltacenter. FAN-FRIENDLY CONCESSIONS Dasani Bottled Water $2 Box of Popcorn $3 Nachos $3 $3 Hot Dogs Farr's Ice Cream $3 Available at all home games this year. HOCKEY UTAH CLUB 27 302 8.4K 525K
flame @gothicplanet. 3d somebody dropped off a resume today I kid you not under the skills section it said being non-binary baby you are not getting the job noooo 156 3.7K 148K 2.7M
flowrilla. @_Floww. 3d they're warming the planet to make videos like these??? get me tf. That Geek @annakalene_.33 I have seen it all LITERALLY @OPAULONUNES.SP Branigan - Gloria 1:01 202 8.3K 145K 2.7M
Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaic... : 3d ... crying will Follow @twothickscoops having a male cat is so cool its like having a eunuch advisor who doesn't know anything about the world 5:40 PM 6/22/24 From Earth 2.2M Views 7.5K Reposts 565 Quotes 83K Likes 4.3K Bookmarks Paro the Understander @dickschlob... .1d ... I don't understand 5 12 711 92K will @twothickscoops 1d Strange given your title. 5 9.4K 94K 51 36 9.5K 212K 2.9M
Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman - 4d Excuse me but that guy is somebody's ex-husband. He's someone's estranged father. He's some kid's creepy grandpa they don't like having to visit. TONY™ @TONYxTWO 4d MAGA Omg lol!!!! Guy bought a signed Taylor Swift guitar at a live auction for $4,000, only to destroy it TAYLOR SWIET THE ER AN TOU R adidas GJ7 de the x 87 1K 34K 1M
proton @ProtonInspector • 4d I feel like once your going to these lengths you can spring for separate room for the toilet 8.3' BOMB 2 10' 8' 942 2.9K 111K . 2.1M
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 3d There were multiple sequences that made me think This is the most brilliant thing I've seen in years. There were also multiple sequences that looked and felt like this Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 3d Now seated for my private screening BUILD ONE (no one else is in the theater) 77 1.1K 31K 870K
William В. Fuckley @opinonhaver. 5d Apple Maps: aww geez that route would put you on main road without protected lanes, or you'd have to cut across some grass, let's be safe a re-route you a couple blocks Google maps: every lane is a bike lane if you're not a pussy 17 174 3.6K 75K
christy @niallsblueyez 4d ... GET HIM BROWN CONTACTS IMMEDIATELY 0:00 12 648 9.3K 159K
Blazers Palace @blazers_palace. 4d ... BLAZERS My hot pocket looking at me in the microwave at 2:45 AM @LegionHoops s.4d LHH Legion Hoops Kawhi Leonard at media day (via @Balldontlie) SARO L 835 25K 276K 15M
bophex twin @TheldlerWheel.4d ... Orlando Bloom: National FABRES Fearal FLOORS Polo 9:44 My girlfriend's music sucks, and idk how ... to tell her Daniel Hentschel 2.6K views 1 hour ago 1 798 16K 389K
@jaalahcomari - 3d why would you even ask me this Got turkey bacon u want some ? Today 3:18 PM that looks like a fucking abortion in somebody's pocket Delivered 266K 7M 253 13K
GirlTyler @sheistyler 6d A few years ago, I was collaborating remotely on a spreadsheet and my coworker called and said, You don't know how to use Excel, do you?. GIF That HR Babe! @Qu_Estique.9 9/26/24 I think Microsoft Excel should be a course in universities. I mean, a standalone compulsory course. 130 5.5K 95K 3.3M
Satan @s8n.4d ... whenever im mad at my coworker I go home and make a stew and pretend im an evil witch + baking her into my cauldron 4,362 ... 41 1.6K 36K 54 511K
im meal @mealgrrl. 3d at McDonalds. realizing i find i burgers incredibly gross SERCY @dogmadeath.4d at a BDSM street fair and i may be realizing that i find sex incredibly gross actually 123 2.7K 87K 2.5M
Nitro-Spidey: One @NitroSpidey 4d why does this look like if Charlie was in trap den without the nis @onthecrosslook.5d charlie day performing dayman live x.com/theepopcore/ st... 31 25K 1K dal 727K
gal kilmer @beepupkin 4d not to be dramatic but i would violently kill myself if this happened The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle-5d Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman are rumored to be the academy's top choice to host the Oscars 2025. (Via: worldofreel.com/blog/2024/9/28...) M L STU 99 9.5K 482K 427
Brutus Stark @iron_brutus 3d ... I mean, here you go I guess NFL . Yesterday Final 31 - 42 Seahawks Lions (3 - 1) (3 - 1) Team 4 T 1 2 3 SEA 0 7 13 9 29 DET 7 14 14 7 42 NFL - 2 18:07 21 0:35 GAME HIGHLIGHTS Game recap St. Brown throws T Russell Hartness @RussellHartness. 3d NFL wants Detroit to win... Should have been 2 points @Seahawks 140 1.6K 60K dal 2.7M

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