34 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, October 4, 2024

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34 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, October 4, 2024

It’s about to get a lot sunnier at Abbott Elementary. A few months after Quinta Brunson teased an upcoming crossover episode with another beloved comedy, cast members from both her Philadelphia-based sitcom and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia shared photos of themselves together on social media, all but confirming the rumors that the crossover would be with the gang from Paddy’s Pub. No other details have been released, but here’s hoping the Abbott kids won’t be learning about The D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

Meanwhile, the sun is setting on Point Place, Wisconsin. Netflix announced that the new generation of basement dwellers in That ‘90s Show won’t be seeing Y2K, and are canceling the show after a poor second season. Kurtwood Smith took to Instagram, noting in the parlance of the crotchety Red Forman that the cast and crew behind the That ‘70s Show spin-off aren’t “going to be dumbasses” and will shop the show around for a potential third season. The original series ran for eight seasons on Fox, with most of the O.G. ensemble making an appearance on the spin-off.

The timeline is brightening up our day with a new batch of hysterical tweets. Today’s funniest include those about goth Saul Goodman, a former baller who should start writing prose and how the Grim Reaper got his name.

solé @layxsnv. 1d ... WHYYYY am i just finding out when you move out of state and need to bring your car this now you do it CL-068989MM Ф ... CC-069989MM 1-1500 HW69469NY 20 E 40 1 XOM HW56529BNY always HIGHLANDER 686 4,902 166K 6.3M
no context memes @weirdda... .1d ... real r/snowertnougnts u/BoxMorton 3h Why would the Grim Reaper need a scythe if he can kill people by just touching them? Casual Thought 133 95 Showerthoughts_Mod MOD 3h Some_Stoic_Man . 2h addrober2003 . 2h Because he is the Grim Reaper and he needs a scythe to reap. Otherwise he would be known as the Grimtoucher and that might get him on a list. 34 2,141 36.6K 490K
Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsr... 1d ... I refuse to gossip. I will, however, spread lore. 75 14.8K 110K 2.7M
cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic-19h ... COVA INK 60 1,324 11.5K 546K
Chris @bamfartgera 1d Hey we'd love to have you work for us but first we're gonna need a little pee 52 2,147 40.4K del 875K
Bonnie @33onnie 1d you watch a movie then have to go to work the next day doesn't seem right 50 7,441 72.6K del 1.2M
macy @macyagilliam 15h ... this actually stopped me in my tracks The Museujn of Moder 11West53 (treet New York / 4 2 NO - - SON. .. The Museum of PIC NE NC MEAL Modern Art OMERA 56 1,063 19K 452K
nope @PrinceHAK33M 1d ... Stealing packages when you don't even know what's inside so crazy. 783 10.3K 81.3K 2.6M
badass cutie @lilcosmicowgirl - 1d ... it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here 183 37.3K 277K 3.3M
One million farts in the Large H... 1d ... There's a mirror on marketplace and the listing says never used like what do you mean??? 60 711 25.6K 354K
um Coach Lew @CoachLewGrizz 18h ... To me, this is the funniest NBA player tweet ever. A master wordsmith Blake Griffin Follow @blakegriffin23 Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster. 3:03 P 8/15/11 Blake Griffin 40 4,411 69K 1.2M
Ante D. Luvian @uncle_delu... .21h ... Showed my boss a machine was broken beyond my ability to repair it, he took a bunch of pictures to put in a service order, started tapping away at his phone, sighed, turned the phone to me with this picture on the screen and said isn't this genius? before walking off 82 1,604 35.3K 578K
Buckers @deathofbuckley 1d ... I went for a Pap Test today and the nurse said I like your hair colour, is it natural? and I replied well, you're about to find out.  X 59 282 8,310 del 208K
Tom Reagan's Bat @RufusTSup... 7h ... Bruce looks like a guy in Twin Peaks who's telling Coop that the birds fly backwards over the town between 1am - 2am HE MUJ ЯВИИЮ 8 i 47 907 8,890 207K
madi @saddestgiri1998.20h What do you guys think of my new perfume 94 523 11.5K 224K
Doktor Ross Sewage MD @se... 12h ... blood is like food for vampires so imagine going to a club and you get sprayed with like melted cheese and bean dip the vampira show @... . 1d BLADE (1998) GIF 731 8,020 126K del 2M
madds @Oatmilksteak 19h ... we were robbed of what could have been PARE SCARENTINE ScreenTime @scree... 22h Saul Goodman almost worked at Hot Topic TTOP instead of Cinnabon in 'BETTER CALL SAUL' 1 2,992 44.9K 1M
glup shitto @saintY00L1N.14h long distance open relationship. that is just a person you text 72 2,057 40.1K 645K
SpookmarUTG @0mar... 23h ... YouTube Pants Dexerto @Dexerto . 1d YouTube Shorts will increase video length to 3 minutes Shorts 3 MIN 252 14.8K 208K 3.6M
omeo @ihyomeo 20h ... hannah baker a weak bitch i'm on reason 575 chin still up 222 17.3K 83.8K 2M
AD @AriaImagined•1 1d ... My coworker is taking a job interview call for another company during our meeting. but his mic isn't muted 178 1,005 19.6K 485K
the evil Ember @emberlmao 10h ... They're killing him. They're killing him and he's overjoyed jenis jeni's ICE CREAM with Salted Peanut Butter peanuts N Chocolate Salted - - dark grata - Flecks chocolate Pount - - and roasted LAST MEALS 42:15 Stranger Things' Gaten Matarazzo K Eats His Last Meal Mythical Kitchen 242K views 20 hours ago 81 3,143 81.3K 853K
$aint $mith @SaintSmi... 20h ... I was in the library brushing my beard and another student turned his head 360° like an owl, looked me dead in my eyes, and said he thought somebody was raking leaves.... does college have HR?? 209 3,223 46.7K 609K
mrs papaw @mrsballs69.18h ... .. - they should be called sex tools not toys. this is serious. jerking off isn't a game nightcrawlerzincorporated 23h ago 12 5 593 10.3K 168K
miss хо @venusian_doll. 1 1d ... i love being a liar!!!! my uber asked me if i was ok because my eyes are red i just ate an edible and i i told him a whole story about how i've been crying all night because i found out my husband was gay and i have two kids and he cancelled the ride and told me it was on him 255 2,772 59.5K del 1.1M
ell a @blondehotcoffee 23h ... people don't even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this 57 1,927 51.7K 1.4M
nova @comfypill 21h (still being weird) sorry for being weird earlier 24 3,026 11.4K 168K
@DeathNMidsu... ...1d September ... 9:43 Cancel Drafts Post this dude came to my house yesterday and made an offhand comment about his solo project so in the interest of politeness i asked what kind of music do you play? and he responded The Unfiltered Sound Of My Pain And Trauma Taken Form.. so i was like ok dude what instrument do you play and he responded bass 12 156 4,407 73.8K
Trader Tony @trader_tony_ 23h *horniest I've ever been in my entire terrestrial existence* Open to whatever. friends, fun, dates- you? 32 557 10.4K 266K
sophie @netcapgirl . 1d souryogurt64 Follow Self-fulfillment needs nt Psychological having a cool needs jacket to wear when the weather Basic starts getting needs cold mgflip.com 45 2,636 32.2K 640K

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Mikelle Street @MikelleStreet 15h ... This why you gotta have a mean friend in the group at all times. Jelly Santos @MrsJellySant... 1 1d A restaurant ate half the Birthday Cake he made for his friend. They served the cake backstage and when asked for the rest of the cake they said it was all gone. m Reply to Nota P's comment the restaurant did cc what???? TikTok Jultimate funfetti cake @ryannordheimer TikTok C ryannordheimer 2:18 o views 0:49 0 views 457 8,669 95.4K 3.1M
marioka @leamaric 19h Sometimes boomer memes hit the spot THERE'S LOADS OF SLUGS ALL OVER THE LAWN GET SOME SALT BLOODY HELL SUSAN, YOU'LL EAT ANYTHING 28 1,076 28.8K 420K
Emily @_emilyoram 19h ... Absolutely screaming at what I just typed into google for Clint Eastwood clont wastwod 21 34 647 32.1K
malky @malkyyyyy 1d this is how people stare at you when they' re blocking you from getting off the metro so they can get on STAR COF ES OMM 17 806 8,703 464K

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