25 Cool Pieces of Lore People Uncovered About Their Dads

Though we’re aware that our parents had lives before we came along, we never think those lives include stories like “ran through gunfire to retrieve a scooter” or “bit the head off a live dove before cooking and eating it.” Is your dad Ozzy Osbourne? Why was he… You know what? Nevermind. 

But that’s the kind of lore Redditors have revealed about their dear-old-dads, reminding us that fathers can be weird guys too — and sometimes, those weird guys use an egg salad sandwich as a weapon.