41 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, September 23, 2024

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41 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, September 23, 2024

Everybody still hates Chris, including a few people that you know and love. With the animated reimagining of Chris Rock’s semi-autobiographical series set to premiere in a few days, Comedy Central announced a grab bag of guest voices that will be heard on the new/old show. Among them are the highly in-demand Ayo Edebiri, New York’s mouthiest rapper Busta Rhymes and Drag Race winner Monet X Change. They will join Terry Crews and Tichina Arnold, who will reprise their roles as Julius and Rochelle from the UPN original series. 

Meanwhile, get ready to grab a friend who knows everything there is to know about Friends. Warner Bros. is bringing a four-episode game show based on the hit sitcom to Max to celebrate the sitcom’s 30th anniversary as well as staging an interactive exhibit in New York City called “The Friends Experience.” According to a press release, fans will compete in recreations of the show’s iconic set pieces while being tested with “trivia, puzzles and games that will keep even the most die-hard Friends fans on their toes.” The release went on to say that the “quickest team will win the title of Ultimate Friends Fan,” which is probably something you don’t want Twitter to catch wind of, lest they roast you like a brew from Central Perk.

Until then, the timeline is thankfully preoccupied with providing some high quality humor. Today’s funniest tweets include those about Springfield’s own Buddhist, weeknight math and the one time an email should be a meeting.

i hate you joe biden @sonyashe... 1d ... down so horrible this post makes complete sense to me aaronpaul ... lemon 31,103 likes aaronpaul Pretty bird providing food for her self kills me in the best way every time. I love you so much my little wife. 89 2,228 41.3K 864K
Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais 1d ... TORONTO Imagine how rich and full-bodied a AVERYBOAN Camel King Size would taste in here. R RETRO RetroNewsNow @Retro... 1d NEWS NOW 1980s McDonald's M McDonald's ashtray and matches W M 53 1,136 13.8K 726K
Andrew @Swordfish978 20h Woah mamma they put me in tha orb j@lenntlesfc. 1d Elvis Presley Bowling Ball $75 Sold 130 14.1K 170K del 3.7M
с. @chukwuchan 1d ... We asked for the bill. While the waitress was getting the card reader, he tried to sneak my bank card out of my back pocket. When he realised I had noticed, he covered his mouth and giggled. Не then said in a high-pitched voice: 'He he, you caught me.' OLONI BABY @Oloni 2d Ladies how did you realise you hated your boyfriend? 1,163 6,563 92.5K 4.3M
gin @ginsengaz 23h ... how it feels to say keep in mind when i'm telling a story 503 59K 435K 5.3M
Theonewhocums @Theonewho... . dd ... Me The thing that makes me post weird shit online imgflip.com 13 1,632 9,573 335K
d @2022WSCHAMPIONS-td This guy is really tall Quintin Soloviev @qfsaviati...* 1d Here are some images I took of the Oakland Coliseum today 34 Athletics 43 3427 24 9 37 5,768 150K 2.7M
Chopped not Slopped @deadb... 1d ... DO YOU EVER LOOK AT A MAN AND THINK I KNOW THAT GUY DOES SOME SERIOUSSSS JACKING OFF 40 668 13.5K 482K
Sean Burns @SeanMBurns 1d A lot happened that month, huh? R RETRO RetroNewsNow @Retro... 1d NEWS HOW On September 21, 2001, 'Jeopardy' host Alex Trebek appeared for the first time without his trademark mustache JEOPARDY! 57 3,788 113K to 2.5M
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi.1 1d ... IN It's so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they've always been out of their fucking minds 210 7,228 94.9K del 1.9M
Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxyg... 1d ... Toilet etiquette sign that had slid down over the years Please... 22 921 16.3K 189K
@_Rock718 .21h Hey hey hey Tim @912Made_Moon 21h Fellas if you have daughters how do you discipline? 434 5,968 68.8K 3.6M
Z @shxvxj 1d girl idk pls leave me alone for i start crying Mama Myx @MickeyNe... 6d It's almost the end of the year. What did you achieve? 184 22.3K 88.1K 2.6M
microplastics obliterator @Dia... 1d ... All around the country, deathly ill patients likely measuring in the thousands are soothed by the folksy warmth of Reba reruns. I would wager it's one of the #1 watched programs by people who are going to die in the next 2 weeks. 55 5 26 28 606 18.1K
marioka @leamaric 1d ... Comfort doesn't die it reinvents itself: LOST MARY BM600 BLUE RAZZ ICE 395 20.6K 234K 8.8M
@jiracci 14h this absolute hinge diva I want someone who We'll get along if isn't poly U aren't poly Long-term relationship Two truths and a lie Im poly,Im not poly, I Monogamy hate poly people NOT POLYAMORY 337 6,516 111K 2.1M
SLUG @generalslug 12h ... when circumstances permit and someone has done something naughty or rude on the road instead of honking at them or yelling i just try to catch their eye and wag my finger in the no no gesture because it's what i personally would be the most enraged by Dr. Pepper Malpractice @D....1d how it feels to drive FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE 334 4,221 63K 1.2M
Amelia Horgan @AmeliaHorgan - 1 16h ... as well as an acknowledgments section, there should be a haters and losers/ anti acknowledgments section where you can mention everyone who hindered your progress 28 257 2,909 del 107K
Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys 16h ... honey, bring out the fine china. 107 3,978 42.5K 741K
lorna shawty @lornashawty 22h ... just like alanis morrisette said it's like a massive hornet in your trebbiano chardonnay blend UrPER ROOM WITH Jesus i $ 17 109 2,178 34.4K
@eldritcharca... 20h ... moth shawty avid Lynch is recalling day in D 1981 a when, he he rescued five says, Woody Woodpecker toys that he saw hanging up as he drove past a petrol station. I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, go back and I buy them and I save their lives, he says seriously. I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob and Dan and they were my boys and they were in my office. They were my dear friends for a while but certain traits started coming out and they became not so nice. Looking straight
Murtada Elfadl @ME_Says . 2h Thought this was Tilda Swinton CONSEQUENCE @cons... .2h Happy birthday, Bruce Springsteen! The pride and joy of Freehold, New Jersey turns 75 years old today! 29 614 15K 337K
! adastroworld @adastrowo... 16h ... Crushed it at an intimate house hang with one close friend + a bunch of loose connections today. Met new people. Listened to what they said. Contributed relevant jokes and setups to make them seem funnier and cooler. Great work all around on my part 9 78 1,617 24.6K
Mads @lite_thespark. 1d ... can't see Leia's lego ass anymore because of woke Brickset @brickset.2d 2013 vs. 2024 #LEGOStarWars #StarWars #PrincessLeia 92 1,775 55.6K 1.5M
Jeff Allen @writtenbyjeff.1 18h ... Sorry I missed your text, I've been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let's get lunch soon 68 7,028 48K 1.1M
ах krieger hits the road @M... 1d ... this the kinda potion you throw on the ground for aoe instant acid damage Janny McBride @_janjerome 1d I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM (I have several). BuzzBalk COCKTAILS BIGGIES TEQUILA 'RITA ALC 15% BY VOL-1.75L 68 5,894 73K 1.2M
Siberian fox @SilverVVulpes.1 1d ... peasantexchangeprogram Seguir ... Hace 4 h i talk abt the romans a lot but there are stuff i cannot excuse. for example it was taboo to eat pussy and they disliked big boobs, which is inexcusable, no matter the time period and culture. and then there's the imperialism, 21 3,080 36.2K del 558K
No Context Brits @NoCont... 16h ... Earlier Today x MESSAGES 2m ago Ketamin Keith Is 4g of K enough? MESSAGES 3m ago Mum Hope you're staying safe darling x 41 466 23.9K 1.3M
@xLord_of_war.1d what is her problem Daily Snoopy @DailySno... 2d ANYONE WHO WOULD SIT AND WATCH LEAVES FALL OFF A TREE MUST BE PRETTY STUPID! www snoopy com 10-7-10 i'm HAPPY SCHULZ 109 6,395 132K 1.8M
femcel elaine benes @probab... 19h ... If someone did this to me I would disappear out of their life in such a manner that they'd become unsure I was ever actually real abby @abbyybruh. 1d it's either this or nothing now owen boyfriend being ignored.. B 1m ago starrboyowen boyfriend being ignored 1m ago  starrboyowen boyfriend being ignored lol.. 1m ago Roblox valorantplayer02: still being ignored. 2m ago owen HOGKO boyfriend being ignored STRAH 4m ago Owen Boyfriend being ignored lol.. Boyfriend being ignored 11 404 6,128 181K
ZAY DANTE @zaydante. 21h Jalen Hurts gets himself a $250 million contract and beautiful wife now all of a sudden he don't wanna work anymore... he's just like me fr that's my goat 31 2,536 29.1K del 790K
visual basic @visualbasic97.td telling the 19 year old at work about my life as a sort of cautionary tale to scare him straight 24 2,048 29.5K 482K
Arar s @absenseoffaith - 15h ... My friends r so cruel are you fucking serious dude? how do you send me this many reels in 50 minutes 2:52PM No one care me nah man how many steps you got today TOTAL 17 steps Today 15 254 6,800 120K
yoshimi the good soldier @nis... 13h ... this is the highest level of Buddhism which masters take entire lifetimes to obtain @Cr....22h Criminalsimpsons 28 2,238 35.3K 581K
alice @aliceisnotjokes 23h ... getting a tattoo and being told you've sat well is how I imagine dogs feel when they get a little pat on the head 62 7,195 87.7K 1.1M
@kushgoku 21h ... iknow a press any button title screen hates to see my L3 clicking ass coming 73 2,270 45.8K del 600K
Em @EmAsInMoney.1 1d ... sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. like this email truly should've been a meeting. 74 6,722 94.1K 2M
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJens... 14h ... 8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be 27 2,909 49.8K del 786K
annabelle 3: @oomfabelle. 1d ... I love when a couple breaks up and I can watch both of their stories they competitively post to see who's partying harder 33 2,808 42K 703K
Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo 21h ... Wearing an ugly hoodie at AMC... feeling like John Fetterman 3 33 1,447 50.3K
Jon @JacamoRed 1d Why did the uber driver have to do me dirty like this? Look like I'm on the front page of a Sunday newspaper after a months long expose. mob Whoosh F - TESCO - away A 23 143 7,115 180K

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