37 Random Bits of Trivia Bleated to Us by a Frantic Goat Man We Met in the Back of an Old Wardrobe
As long as it’s true, we’ll get a fact from anywhere
When we opened that wardrobe, we were excited to embark upon a mythical quest, but these facts will do just fine. It seems like a bunch of kids were chosen to save the day, so all we can do is hang back and learn.
That said, why do children always get to save the day? The Goonies! The Three Ninjas!! The Narnia kids!!! Doesn’t that lion know we’re grown-ass men who could probably handle the situation better than some rug rats? Let the kids sit here and learn these facts. We’re thirsty for battle!
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