33 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Channing Tatum is a very busy man. From launching a semi-autobiographical franchise about male strippers to actualizing a campaign to play Marvel’s Cajun card dealer Gambit, the man possesses a laundry list of impressive career accomplishments. He really, really loathes the laundry part of that equation, though. The Blink Twice actor admitted to GQ that he once went an entire year without doing laundry, a task he hates “more than (he) can possibly say.” Tatum explained that instead of throwing his clothes in the wash, he bought new white T-shirts whenever he needed to refresh. He’s since affectionately referred to the laundry aversion tactic as the “Year of the Fresh White T.” 

Meanwhile, an unexpected face is joining Showtime’s grueling wilderness drama Yellowjackets. Joel McHale has been tapped for a guest role in the upcoming third season, and while details about the character haven’t been disclosed yet, star Christina Ricci described the new season, which is set to premiere in 2025, as “brutal,” but with “a lot of comedy.”

As always, of course, the timeline has been brutal to our funny bones. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a strange way to steal a bike, a better use for a Bank of America branch and the only way to combat creeps sliding into your DMs.