25 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 11, 2024
![25 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 11, 2024](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/1/1112481_320x180.jpg)
The Simpsons has once again predicted the future (and yes, we know how much such proclamations annoy the show’s creators). On Wednesday night, Cypress Hill celebrated the 30th anniversary of its chart-topping second album Black Sunday with the help of the London Symphony Orchestra (LSO) at the Royal Albert Hall. If this scenario rings a bell (or orchestral chime?), it’s because a similar one played out in a 1996 Simpsons episode in which the California rappers were joined by the LSO. B-Real told the BBC that making the 28-year-old joke a reality was something the band has “talked about since the Simpsons episode first aired.”
Meanwhile, another classic sitcom almost looked very different. While Steve Carell was the face of the American adaptation of The Office, Michael Scott was almost played by Bob Odenkirk. The Better Call Saul actor appeared on the Office Ladies podcast where he shared some insight into the audition process. Odenkirk described himself as “oddly earnest” in a way that’s detrimental to comedy and confessed that Carell is “better at being genuinely fun.” But the Emmy winner eventually got his Office moment to “show people what (he) would have done” with a guest appearance during the show’s ninth and final season.
The timeline is doing its job and brewing up some laughs as we reach the homestretch of another week. Today’s funniest tweets include those about boy math, a borb worth pondering and the poetry of tofu.
![RangerPosting @WoodlandAr... 21h ... I am, as the wizards say, pondering my borb 195 4,274 49.3K 881K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/5/5/1112455.jpg)
![nattholi @natthholi.1d ... Some of my childhood photo albums got spoilt over time and now it looks like a Netflix documentary screengrab after I've murdered the entire family 132 10K 171K 1.8M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/5/3/1112453.jpg)
![Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya 1d ... Caught myself caring about something at work they don't pay me enough to. Whew that was a close one GIF ALT 17 1,600 8,461 133K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/5/1/1112451.jpg)
![QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid -1 1d ... okay, so, a few basic problems right from the outset Oh Monica was chowing DOWN under that desk Fashion Faguette @fashionfaguette-19h John F. Kennedy Jr on Labor Day Weekend @ Hyannis Beach, 1980 Show this thread 81 2,495 72.8K 3M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/5/4/1112454.jpg)
![rohn jawls @rohn_jawls - 5 5h Really tired of these anti-lawyer stereotypes. I'm good at math. Always was. I WANTED to do something more evil with my life. litigation_god @GodLitigati.... 1d A tale as old as time I'm tragically bad at math @litigation_god Idk what to do with my liberal arts degree Let's go to law school!!! 6 152 3,199 134K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/5/2/1112452.jpg)
![karlita @emptytrinketbox 22h ... i'm sorry but why is she dressed like thugnificent POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 1d Pop Crave Billie Eilish to appear on 'Chicken Shop Date' this Friday, July 12th. Tasting CHICKEN FTP Osires 201 2,435 35.1K 985K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/8/1112448.jpg)
![Hannah Drake @HannahDrake... 1d ... I thought this was a photo of someone who murdered his whole family. Mail Online @Mail... ...1d Daily Mail Online The secrets to cheap travel insurance: Ditch luggage cover - and don't pay for unlimited medical expenses trib.al/KS7Sr9T TRAVEL INTORANCE 85 7,022 49.3K 1.1M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/7/1112447.jpg)
![largest rodent @capybaroness 15h before the screening they handed us these little film strips and the guy handing them out said in a very serious voice don't eat them and i thought it was a reference to something that would happen in the movie. but it wasn't. why did he say that 35MM ENGAGEMENT LONGLEGS NEON 196 989 39.7K 870K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/5/0/1112450.jpg)
![Jackson Frank @jackfrank_jjf 2h ... Playing a game of Catan: LiBER @FCHWPO.2h Jaylen Brown Im not afraid of you or your resources 36 1,263 17.6K del 1M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/9/1112449.jpg)
![в @isabellayonce• 1d ... Boy math is being afraid of gold diggers when u only have 3 pairs of socks to your name. London? @Lxxxxxnn 1d what's boy math? 799 13.5K 97.6K 3.4M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/5/1112445.jpg)
![Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker 15h ... They 100% knew what it was and wanted to hear their boss have to explain it as if he were walking through a minefield IGN @IGN 16h Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige helped bring Deadpool into the MCU, which apparently meant describing what pegging is to a few со- workers who weren't familiar with the term. bit.ly/3Wf9Kdc AN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DIE SAN DIEGO CON CON C CON MULTIVERSE COMIC COMIC INTERNATIONAL. COMIC TIONAL. INTERNATIONAL INTERN DIEGO SAN DIEGO S SAN DIEGO SAN D MIC С CON CON CON OMIC 8 COMIC INTERM NATIONAL 18](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/6/1112446.jpg)
![Nat @unfortunatalie. 1d why are they called capybaras and not guinea bigs 67 3,937 47.2K 1.2M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/4/1112444.jpg)
![matt @computer_gay- 18h ... Today 3 movies every week! For only $20! Delivered 8:38PM can I suck u or not I have 15 minutes 8:40 PM Say something... 28 632 14.4K 535K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/3/1112443.jpg)
![Unrepentant thought criminal 1d ... Today I learned about an influencer named MyKayla Skinner Harmer and this is from her gender reveal party BABY HARMER 113 4,264 63.8K 3.8M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/2/1112442.jpg)
![aHTS @tyjolovebot.23h ... you're laughing. i asked who made party rock anthem and you're laughing. 80 3,043 21.1K du 300K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/9/1112439.jpg)
![Zack Bornstein @ZackBornst... 20h ... not to victim blame, but also kinda on you for eating loose shrimp guacamole in bed Why you should have a с... 1d the crime the criminal 43 2,716 77.3K 1.6M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/7/1112437.jpg)
![CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r.3 3h ... Did you know if you drink enough alcohol you'll get asked to leave work early 19 572 9,674 del 473K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/8/1112438.jpg)
![@bloodfangs.1 1d ... this woman on tiktok who lives in new orleans is saying that vampires are real and that they all live in new orleans and i think we should all blindly believe her 835 14.3K 176K 4.7M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/0/1112440.jpg)
![Andrew @Swordfish978 1d Actually one of the craziest things a president has said I think Eduardo García-Molina @... . 3d RIP Ancient Greek historians, you would've loved this mortal hubris against the divine. If the Lord Almighty came down and said, 'Joe, get out of the race,' I'd get out of the race, Biden, who is the nation's second Catholic president, said. The Lord Almighty is not coming down. 70 3,047 54K 1.9M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/6/1112436.jpg)
![Jordan - KHIVE's strongest S... 22h ... Hunter Biden working with his dad rob @OkButStill (in target self-checkout with dianne feinstein) yeah you want all these packs of hockey cards you love them. now hit the debit button, good. yeah now hit cash back 11:43 AM Jul 28, 2023 21.4K Views 6 709 12.3K 328K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/1/1112441.jpg)
![Nick Mercadante @NMercad 4h I think about this story about Kawhi Leonard every time there's news about him. While with the Spurs, Kawhi was known for his love of red apples. One time after practice everyone decided to go out for a team dinner. When it was his turn to order, Kawhi waived off the waiter and instead pulled out a bag of 12 apples. Coach Popovich asked what he was doing and Kawhi simply replied Apple time, apple time. Не then ate all 12 apples with a knife and fork. Shams Charania @Sham... 1d Kawhi Leonard is withdrawing from](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/2/1112432.jpg)
![Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad·2 2h ... CROSSING BROAD Guy didn't get the digits but he gained a homie (u/dangerous_ad110) iMessage Today 7:27 7PM Hey who is this? Are you bad? This is Jerome, who's this? Shorty probably gave me the wrong number I think she did Is this a man? It is Did you watch the Sixers summer league game last night? I did bro Jared McCain go crazy 60 971 24.3K 1.1M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/3/1112433.jpg)
![taylor garron @taylorgarron 20h ... ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to talk a lot all of the time 30 10.2K 33.4K del 1M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/4/1112434.jpg)
![Accidental Bronson @Accide... 22h ... belloochie Follow hair silky like tofu ass firm like another kind of tofu 14 2,831 40.1K 949K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/5/1112435.jpg)
![o days without yanking it to la... 5h ... took one of our guy friends to hot pilates НА НА But what group of potential futures wives there holy hell Is finding love worth $145 a month iMessage 17 60 2,876 363K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/1/1112431.jpg)