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Mormon prophet Joseph Smith thought six foot Quakers lived one the moon. Around the mid 19th cen- tury, Smith said the moon was inhabited by men and women the same as this earth that live to 1,000 years old and averaging near six feet in height. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Much of the land in the Netherlands lies below sea level, and is very susceptible to flooding. Authorities, farmers, and citi- zens decided to join forces and team up in organizations called district water boards. Nearly a thousand years lat- er, about 26% of the Nether- lands would be flooded with- in weeks if water boards would stop working. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Humans were an endangered species twice in our history. About 1.2 million years ago, there were probably only around 18,500 individuals ca- pable of breeding. Human- kind was reduced to 1,000 in- dividuals after a supervolca- no explosion triggered a nu- clear winter 70,000 years ago. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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