49 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, June 24, 2024

Andy Cohen has made a name out of some real housewives, turned Hollywood bartenders into micro celebrities and once called Anderson Cooper a “pass around party bottom” live on CNN. And so, the prolific producer and TV personality could probably get into any club he wanted to on name recognition alone — except for one, apparently. 

Back in 2015, Vanity Fair corralled a group of 10 late-night TV hosts for a photo shoot, but despite hosting what Cohen describes as a “very modern late-night talk show,” he was nowhere to be found. The Watch What Happens Live host recently told Deadline that he was “very conscious” of the fact that he “wanted to be part of the late-night conversation.” While he felt “salty” about his Vanity Fair exclusion, Cohen is hoping that a potential Emmy nomination in the Outstanding Talk Series category will heal all wounds.

Speaking of Cohen’s talk show, it recently served as a stage for one celebrity to talk through some of her feelings. Sandra Bernhard made an appearance on Thursday’s Watch What Happens Live and revealed one of her “biggest regrets.” The King of Comedy actress told Cohen that she was a “little dismissive” of her Roseanne co-star Morgan Fairchild. Bernhard then broke the fourth wall and delivered a direct apology to Fairchild for her “snotty little attitude” and called the actress “incredible.” Fairchild has since taken to Twitter to comment on the very public apology, saying that she was “very touched by Sandra Bernhard’s words.” 

Meanwhile, per usual, those on the timeline are talking their heads off, and the results are some incredibly funny tweets to start off the week with. Today’s most hilarious include those about an uninspired coffee flavor, why a Cybertruck isn’t really a truck and an intro to gaslighting.