37 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, April 21, 2025

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37 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, April 21, 2025

George Costanza may famously be “disturbed,” “depressed” and “inadequate,” but he’s still got one thing going for him: His fits are fire — even after three decades. During a recent stop by the Really? no, Really? podcast, Jason Alexander revealed that he still incorporates “dozens” of pieces from the Seinfeld character’s closet into his daily wardrobe, including the pair of sneakers he had on during the podcast taping. “I swear to God this is one of them,” Alexander claimed, flaunting his footwear. “Right here, if you’re watching on YouTube, you have seen these sneakers on national television.”

Marlon Wayans is also sticking with his ‘90s persona. The White Chicks star recently got candid about the current state of comedy, arguing that cancel culture is “all in society’s mind,” and that ignoring it has helped him stay “the same comedian” throughout his career. “It’s sad that society is in this place where we can’t laugh anymore,” Wayans recently told reporter Nicholas Ballasy. “I ain’t listening to this damn generation. I ain’t listening to these folks: These scared-ass people, these scared executives.”

Some comedians would beg to differ with Wayans’ take, but no one could possibly disagree that today’s tweets are as funny as ever. The best poke fun at Shrek’s 4/20 message, the Rizzler’s birthday party and Conclave fanfiction as a breaking news source.

corben @thecorbmeister. 6h you're laughing. pope francis is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas' baby and you're laughing. 58 6K 69K 968K
miccaeli @renegadeapostle 5h there's nothing more catholic than locking a hundred and twenty old men in a room and forcing them to decide who is god's number one boy 1 502 6.5K 51K
connor @ConnorEatsPants.5 5h when are Pope tryouts 59 395 9K 88K
ace @mockucentury- 10h ... moody is better than me bruh... if nathan fielder posted up in my bed like that then they'd have to cut the cameras 3 55 1.1K 36K
horse dentist @equine_dentist-20h s ... I will be talking about my mom tonight 39 22K 2.5K 533K
ciiru ndonga @wanjiltonn 1d British shows have 6 episodes but it's usually the best 6 episodes of your life. 1.2K 21K 187K 7.9M
16h Images AI Could Never Recre... ... compoyo I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps gaspack Are you walking? compoyo Oh shit 180K 2 1.2K 29K
G mariana @pastapilled 14h ... When I posted a thirst trap and he didn't even reply 9:24 I did shameful things for attention ... now im sitting alone in a tree - guilt,... Your Friend Jey 872 views 4 days ago 31 2.6K 31K 410K
sey SÚPER SC + @gwenis... 1d s ... told my 19 year old coworker i'm 25 and she said oh my god but you look so young!! bruh.. GIF ALT 437 14K 300K 4.1M
Ruby @ilyyyRuby.1 15h ... i would've put that phone right in my ass AYANOKOJI @va_lidate. 15h A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) GIF 896 4.6K 50K 3.6M
Godfrey G. Golden @GodfreyGG... .18h s ... They're lying for no fucking reason. EQ В В с Ren Ng The scientists said this shade DOG NEWS BBC News (World) DOG NEWS WORLD @BBCWo... . 1d Scientists claim to have discovered 'new colour' no one has seen before bbc.in/ 4jl6Nkp 137 1K 28K 675K
s ... Sopranos Central @orange_pe... 3h 88, he was a fuckin' kid CA NEWS Vatican News @VaticanNews 6h Pope Francis died on Easter Monday, April 21, 2025, at Pope Francis the age of 88 at his residence 1936-2025 in the Vatican's Casa Santa Marta. 700 8K 16 190K
Delby II COMMISSIONS OPE... 22h s ... Did the official Shrek account actually just wished us a happy 4/20 Shrek @Shrek 2 22h Enjoy your frankincense and myrrh in moderation. 0:05 26 7.8K 110K 1.6M
Keefler @Keefler_Elf - 14h s ... the rizzler was born on 4/20 fuck ya The Rizzler Rizz @Da_Rizzler419.20h Birthday Vibes !! THEY LEVEL LIP ROYRLE VICTORY DROP DROP 30 2.4K 76K del 2.2M
a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd 20h ... It's the 250th anniversary of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. I've mapped all seven Dunkin Donuts locations Paul could've stopped at on his route Dunkin' - Paul Revere's Ride Today This map was made with Google My Maps. Create your own. Winchester Reservation Lexin 3 Market Basket Traden loe's WEST NERFORD Malden 2 95 ford 2 Arlington Everett Re LAKEVIEW Beaver Brook Tufts 93 NORTH PIETY CORNER Reservation 2 University WALTHAM HISTORIC B Encore Boston Harbor DISTRICT DAVIS SQUARE Belmont PORTER SQUARE Chelsea Bentley Somervil Constitution Beach University в Mount Auburn Cemetery EAST BOSTON CHIC STOWN Waltham 20
Shiro @MissPinkElfReal 2h O ... If we were on 1600s, they would've accused him of witchcraft and burned him in public. I think we should bring that back AP The Associated Press @AP. 8h U.S. Vice President JD Vance met briefly with Pope Francis on Sunday to exchange Easter greetings. Read more here: bit.ly/443d4ML THE PRESS 0:55 53 45K 4.6K 472K
s ... diva hustler @clownfacebitch .15h who's that with the glasses.... Pop Base @PopBase 17h Joe Biden celebrates Easter with his family in Delaware. A PROMISE KEPT 102 870 33K del 1.7M
Upper East Sell Sider @UpperEastUpside 18h s ... Reels has presented me a once in a lifetime investment Strip club for sale in Detroit $1.1 Million obo Liquor license and parking lot included 120K 2,001 131K ... realtortimiacarter Follow 54 743 21K 404K
Grace Panetta @grace_panetta.1 1h ... Roses are red The year starts in January, Aidan Maese-Czeropski, the former Senate aide who lost his job after having sex in a hearing room, said the scandal landed him in a psych ward, but he's doing better and dreaming of opening a pigeon sanctuary. 7 68 1.3K 41K
O ... blue @COWBOYBLUES Apr 20 took a caffeine pill to focus on cleaning my bathroom and ended up sitting on the bathroom floor for an hour making a qube tip 1K 23K 414K du 5.3M
no context memes @weirddalle 13h G ... We still talk about you 251 10K 152K del 1.6M
chaotic memes @memechaotic. 22h s ... Soon as I get to work I be like ok 7 hours and 59 minutes left 41 5.9K 63K del 1M
G ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt. 10h + I honestly can't wait to get married we doing it twice a day for MY 386.3K pleasure ... X 1,304 comments CXO thats alot of weddings 2d Reply 42.6K 7 372 14K 90K
G ... jake @banjotears Apr 20 listening to music about doing coke vs watching people do coke in front of me 37 3.8K 57K del 873K
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt - 23h G ... 4/20 easter is too powerful Jesus is here Ride details ... Meet at your pickup spot on 4.98 White Toyota Highlander 92 5.6K 6 del 71K
TheBlueGuy @TheBlueGuy69 - 6h s ... Gone but not forgotten 8 639 5.9K del 39K
banx @wydbanx.2 23h G ... they do not give a fuck omg Cozy @cozygtx Apr 20 Scientists have been communicating with apes via sign language since the 1960s; apes have never asked one question. 127 6.5K 137K del 3.9M
fae the evil bi transsexual @grassfay.23h s ... i just need clarification The autistic urge to know why aleg @alegarzac.Apr 19 Apparently, asking why is inherently confrontational instead of a genuine bid for understanding, and it's also disrespect. 116 23K 168K 3.8M
horse dentist @equine_dentist. 13h S ... new femme only 7-Eleven just dropped hatfood $699 MELT $299 NO MASC S '2 ALLOWED GALEITER Our New & Delicious Best Snacks SELECT cost COFY 10 511 8.4K 135K
Dame Deloris Delacroix . @yeelar_ 22h s ... How about we stop putting women against each other danny @beyoncegarden . 23h who's clearing ? 35 7.8K 118K del 1.3M
damien's room @ask_for_pics 16h ... when i was in 7th grade my mom sent a letter to my summer camp to tell me casey anthony was acquitted 2 85 3K 44K
Flo @Klaine8468 2h ... not me learning about the pope's death by reading the summary of a conclave fic Written 21st April 2025 (Easter Monday) - for everyone in the Vatican, every Conclave fan, every Catholic and Non-Catholic who mourns today. RIP Papum Franciscum- thank you for your years and your kindness. Sincerely, a non-catholic. Language: English Words: 726 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 3 Hits: 29 14 225 2.4K del 26K
rachie @RachiesArt. 21h G... he is risen НЕ IS RISEN TOLEDO GRACE BRETHREN CHURCH 9 443 6.5K 280K
sam @mobilesuitsam.2 23h ... it wasn't a thirst trap I just look like that 24 5.6K 21K 430K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana.14h s ... washing hair having clean hair 37 19K 137K del 1.3M
Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 16h s ... IES G M LAS ATM FruMoo Bro can you just eat your lunch 6 67 1.2K 15K
blue @COWBOYBLUES 1d ... took a caffeine pill to focus on cleaning my bathroom and ended up sitting on the bathroom floor for an hour making a qube tip 841 19.5K 336K 4M

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