29 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of June 3, 2024

Now that the Fantastic Four cast has been announced, the wait has begun for Hollywood to officially cast another iconic quartet. 

Earlier this year, Sony announced that it planned to team up with Sam Mendes for a four-film project centered around each member of The Beatles. With production set to start next year, the rumor mill is swirling about which actors will play John, Paul, George and Ringo. Many names have appeared on casting wish lists, but they’ve been widely dismissed by other cinephiles as “Twitter brain rot.” Four in particular, though, seem to have a good shot at it: Harris Dickinson (as John), Paul Mescal (as Paul), Barry Keoghan (as Ringo) and Charlie Rowe (as George). The only issue with them, per one Twitter user: They’re way, way too pretty for the Fab Four. 

The English rockers, however, were far from the only victims of the internet’s harshest critics this week. Other digital burn victims included Ashton Kutcher, a RuPaul look-alike and a streaming service that might as well be the moon.