29 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of June 3, 2024

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29 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of June 3, 2024

Now that the Fantastic Four cast has been announced, the wait has begun for Hollywood to officially cast another iconic quartet. 

Earlier this year, Sony announced that it planned to team up with Sam Mendes for a four-film project centered around each member of The Beatles. With production set to start next year, the rumor mill is swirling about which actors will play John, Paul, George and Ringo. Many names have appeared on casting wish lists, but they’ve been widely dismissed by other cinephiles as “Twitter brain rot.” Four in particular, though, seem to have a good shot at it: Harris Dickinson (as John), Paul Mescal (as Paul), Barry Keoghan (as Ringo) and Charlie Rowe (as George). The only issue with them, per one Twitter user: They’re way, way too pretty for the Fab Four. 

The English rockers, however, were far from the only victims of the internet’s harshest critics this week. Other digital burn victims included Ashton Kutcher, a RuPaul look-alike and a streaming service that might as well be the moon.

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santana @_tugofwar 1d the Beatles biopic could have been a great opportunity to cast four young, working class british actors but alas we are stuck in the twitter school of casting. 52 2.1K 35K 826K
unhinged and feral @bitterlasagna.1 1d ... get her some glycolic acid or retinol or SOMETHING OMGGGG Curiosity @MAstronomers.4d NASA's Galileo spacecraft acquired its highest resolution images of Jupiter's moon lo. 2 22 270 8K
Eliza mortes @FuneralVazio 2d ... The Godfather 1972 1/2 Whatever... overrated as hell The Godfalher You watched Pixels 2015 HOLYYYY SHIT 556 111K 2.8M 11K
Brajon Brondo @ChinaFentanyl 17h ... In the film The Departed (2006), set in Boston, actor Jack Nicholson refused to wear a Celtics cap, due to his well known love for the LA Lakers. Не had no problem, however, saying the n-word 30 seconds into the movie 23.0 kB JPG 58 1.2K 33K 1.6M
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Dena Driscoll @bikemamadelphia. 2d ... This is why we had the American Revolution. ENDON - SERIES - ص P P P RZ At 96 427 4K 540K
Cowboy Parkers @cuddapotato 15h She canceling the show if she saw this sitting in the dressing room BeyHiveHD @BeyHiveHD.21h Which song is Beyoncé singing live in this dress ? COSTUME D R UKI 55 541 to 340K 9.8K
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Adam Johnson @adamjohnso... 23h ...  soon everyone can use Al to make good movies V Variety @Variety 1d Ashton Kutcher says you'll soon be able to render a whole movie using Al. You'll just come up with an idea for... 121 1,330 22.1K 830K
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan. dd Saw my first Cybertruck in the wild 863 8.4K 131K 2.2M
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lou @christiansbale. dd harris as john lennon is crazy ugly actors weren't available ? FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.1 1d Harris Dickinson, Paul Mescal, Barry Keoghan and Charlie Rowe are rumored to star as John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr and George Harrison in Sam Mendes' upcoming 'THE BEATLES' biopics. (via @ThelnSneider theinsneider.com/p/sam-mendes- b...) INLOO 5 104 1.5K 59K
Treb @treblaw 4d might as well be airing this on the moon FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 4d Luca Guadagnino's 'CHALLENGERS' will begin streaming on MGM+ on July 29th. 70 2.3K 90K 5.1M
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Dary @Dary0ush_ 6d Eating meat and hanging out with men, buddy you are celebrating pride. @DuragRebel.5 5/31/24 Durag Rebel 2 filets for lunch before go get drunk on the golf course with my buddies. Sorry LGBTQ+, , but White Boy Summer starts tomorrow and I'm getting a head start. 130 13K 195K 4.1M
kate bush's husband @airbagged . 2d ... oh hell no not the jfk ballcap MAJOR HEAD MISPRIZED TRAUMA POSSESSIONS 23 264 5.3K 135K
maha @mahaaaay - 3d if i placed 231 bets and only won 10 i would kill myself BR Bleacher Report @BleacherReport+3d MLB has banned Tucupita Marcano permanently for betting on games involving his own team Не won just 4.3% of the 231 MLB-related bets he placed B-R Pittsburgh BANNED 36 1.1K 20K 2.2M
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Liam NissanTM @theliamnissan 1d Wow, someone just parked a Kenmore refrigerator outside my office 2K 2.7K 36K 568K
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Zachary Ruane s @ZacharyRuane. 17h This looks like a poster in a real movie for a fake movie that a character in the real movie appears in. CHANNING SCARLETT TATUM JOHANSSON Will they make history... or fake it? г DYMINA FLY ME TO THE MOON IN CINEMAS JULY 11 28 349 7.3K 123K


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