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27 Pieces of Celebrity Merchandise and Memorabilia That Need to Be Vaporized

Except the WWE talking soap. That can stay

27 Pieces of Celebrity Merchandise and Memorabilia That Need to Be Vaporized

May 25, 2024

There are far too many things that have come out of celebrities' bodies for sale.

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions Bush Bilus WOTANG A Lock of Justin Bieber's Hair Sold at a charity auction for $40,668 in 2011. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions Justin Timberlake's Half-Eaten French Toast A DJ from a New York City radio station took Timberlake's leftover breakfast from his morning interview and put it up on eBay, raking in $1,025. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions William Shatner's Kidney Stone It raised $25,000 for Habitat for Humanity. The president of Julien's Auctions joked that it would be the first Habitat for Humanity house made from stone. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions SPIKE Joan Rivers' Dog Bowl from Tiffany & Со After Rivers passed away in 2014, one of the objects in her estate auction was an engraved dog bowl for her pooch Spike, which sold for $14,000. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions James Blunt's Sister His sister couldn't afford to fly to Ireland to attend a funeral, so Blunt put her up on eBay to raise money for the trip. The winner flew her in his helicopter. Not only that, the two ended up getting married! CRACKED.COM — Source

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You can strip this one down and sell it for parts

Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions Elvis' Stained Underwear Sold for $8,000 in a 2012 memorabilia auction. Gibson CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions Russell Crowe's Jock Strap from Gladiator In 2018, comedian John Oliver legitimately won it at Crowe's divorce auction at $8,540 and then donated the piece of movie history to a struggling video store in Alaska. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions APD Sorry 19L of STEVE SCHOROFF - An iPhone Rihanna Broke - - - 2 Rihanna accidentally dropped the iPhone of L.A. Police Commission President Steve Soboroff when trying to take a selfie together. She paid for a new phone, autographed the broken one, and donated $25,000 to the L.A. Police Foundation, but Soboroff put the autographed cracked phone on eBay and raise an additional $65,500 for the fund. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions Britney Spears' Chewing Gum In 2004, Spears put a used piece of gum she chewed up for auction, pulling in $14,000. No word on the cigarette butts and used Kleenex that were also up for bids. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions Marilyn Monroe's X-Rays In 2010, three of Monroe's X-rays were sold for $45,000. Rumor was that the X-rays were determined to see if Monroe was pregnant. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions Madonna's Sexy Answering Machine Messages and Love Letters provided two audio cassette tapes of her saucy messages from his answering machine and 21 love letters up for auction in 2009, starting at $10,000. No word if it was sold because what creep would confess to buying something this private? CRACKED.COM — Source

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You can strip this one down and sell it for parts

Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions A Jar of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Breath The jar closed at $15,099 in an eBay auction in 2005. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions John Lennon's Rotten Tooth In 2011, the Beatle's tooth was sold for about $31,200 in a London auction. The tooth was originally given to Lennon's housekeeper after he had it removed to give to her daughter, who was a huge Beatles fan. Thanks? CRACKED.COM — Source

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Scarlett Johansson

Celebrity Items Sold in Auctions Scarlett Johansson's Used Tissue A tissue Johansson blew into on an episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno sold for $5,300 in a charity eBay auction in 2008. CRACKED.COM — Source

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JARED LETO'S BAND SHIRTS AMERICA ER KEN $22 M GISELE BUNDCHEN $17.5 MILLION CHRISSY TEIGE $13.5 MILLION ADRIANA LIMA $10.5 MILLION GIGI HADID $9.5 MILLION FME HIGHEST PAID MODEL SALARIES If this is supposed to be social commentary on how people shouldn't be rich for their looks, then Leto certainly isn't the right person to make it. CRACKED.COM — Source

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REDD FOXX DOLLS Talking Redd Foxx On stage or relaxing- just turn him around 1 999 YOUR DADDY SAT ON ME S S Officially licensed plush dolls were made of the comedian, despite his material being aimed at adults. CRACKED.COM — Source

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GWYNETH PALTROW CANDLE goop K HERETIC THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA BOUGIE PARFUMEE NET FILL The goop store is a treasure trove of ridiculous objects, but nothing is quite as upsetting as this $75 candle. CRACKED.COM — Source

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THE SITUATION'S LOLLIPOP MIKE THE SITUATION SIGNATURE SERIES THE SITUATION POP Unceilino The Jersey Shore reality star released a $25 lollipop, with fake jewels and in the colors of the Italian flag, of course. CRACKED.COM — Source

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KISS KASKET K KISS KISS Yes, that's the official spelling. Maybe I'm just a narcissist, but when I die I would prefer my own face on my vinyl-wrapped casket. CRACKED.COM — Source

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LADY GAGA SHELL TOP Do we all secretly want to be a mermaid at a rave? Of course. Would Lady Gaga's store be the first place I'd look for that costume? Probably not. CRACKED.COM — Source

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SOULJA BOY GAME CONSOLE X Y A в *Linux 3.0 os *Pre-Installed Soo Classic Games *Support PSt+Arcade Game(CPS/CPS2/NeoGee)-GBA Games Series. *Ultre-Large Capacity. Support TF Card,Max to juca. Soulja Boy sold knock-off game consoles made by Anbernic, rebranded with a higher price. Не quickly pulled them from his store to avoid lawsuits. CRACKED.COM — Source

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HANNAH MONTANA PANINI PRESS POP STINGR Star DIVISIO DIOIN US S The panini press doesn't even have the best of both worlds on both sides. They're both for the pop star, which is contrary to the premise of the show. GRACKED.COM — Source

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TAYLOR SWIFT GIFT WRAP OPETAMES replan reift del of gold tied me to you + END single thread of gold ried me to you . ace in recenty lifetimes ONCE in twenty lifetimes once in twenty marroreall i'm a mirrorball i'm ministrati and Support musicians, but... this gift wrap set (priced at $40) includes 3 sheets of wrapping paper, ribbons with song lyrics, and a pack of gift labels. CRACKED.COM — Source

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JUSTIN BIEBER FLOSSERS BrushBuddies JUSTIN BIEBER Flossers 36 Pcs Look, we're all for promoting healthy dental hygiene in children, but we're just unsure how Justin Bieber branded flossers are different. CRACKED.COM — Source

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JACKIE CHAN SKIN CARE When you think Jackie Chan, you may not think organic skin care, but now that he mentions it, his skin does look great. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WWE TALKING SOAP Vanilla scent W Talking Soap SL-Cole Slave 50 PICK up the soap NOW! WHAT? The soap's audio was activated by water, when you would be showered with insults like Go wash up, jabroni, because frankly, you stink! CRACKED.COM — Source

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