25 of the Funniest Times Fast-Food Workers Got Revenge

‘She mentioned something about not smashing the biscuits…’
25 of the Funniest Times Fast-Food Workers Got Revenge

Every day, customers who have never seen Waiting compromise the integrity of their meal by being jerks. And while I can’t say seeking revenge is necessarily the right thing to do, these workers are the underdogs, and it’s hard not to root for them. 

That being said, Redditors have stepped out from behind the grill to disclose the ways they’ve gotten back at rude customers, and if you ever get really huffy while ordering a delivery pizza and soda, be very careful when you open that bottle. It’s definitely been shaken to hell and back. 

Kinslayer2040 . 8y ago Customer was being a dick, so when he asked for a mixed box of donut holes, I gave him all plain ones 16 Share ...
6_ft_4 12y ago About 10 years ago when I was working at a KFC, I had an older lady start yelling at me as soon as she began talking. She also mentioned something about not smashing the biscuits. I smashed the biscuits. 1K Share ...
RIMS_REAL_BIG 8y ago I'm not proud of this but back when I was 16 and worked at Hardee's my principal came in and ordered a burger with no mustard. I put mustard on his burger. I still feel a little guilty about this 17 years later. 26 Share ...
vanillasoftserve 12y ago Once a lady made me go through about fifteen wafer cones 'till I found one that was not destroyed (wafer cones are fragile and are prone to chips around the edges). When I finally found one she approved of, I pressed the ice cream in it just hard enough as to create a stratigically-placed crack. The crack would get worse and worse the more she bit into it, ultimitely rendering the cone useless. 1.3K Share ...
llamas1355 12y ago When I worked at KFC I would squeeze their chicken a little bit so the tongs left marks in it. And biscuits, I squeezed the biscuits. Share 3 ...
Genie86 12y ago I fill their cup up with ice and just put a bit of soda in there. I also only hand out 1 sauce packet for a 12 taco order. I don't do anything like touch their food or spit in their drinks because that's just wrong but I do things to make an inconvenience. 3 Share ...
WIENER_POOP e 12y ago This one chick complained that her fresh fries weren't fresh enough, so when the next batch came out I avalanched them with salt. 332 Share ...
Evan_dood 8y ago If we notice someone cut in line by chatting with one of their friends we'll go out of our way to make their food take longer. Just a little way of making sure that karma gets enacted that much sooner. Our line usually has 30-40 people in it when this kind of crap happens. Stupid sorority girls. Share 8 ...
tubafx 12y ago I never did anything, but I witnessed a female employee blow her nose on a burger after a customer called her a cunt. She had a cold too. Yes, we were classy at the Carbondale Steak 'n Shake. 201 Share ...
Rosscow619 12y ago Some cop asked for a liter a cola and was being a dick about it so i stabbed a hole in the side and covered it with a promotional peel-away sticker. Man that guy was pissed 314 Share ...
IsHomestuckAnAnime 12y ago I would get people that would give me an incredible amount of sass when they asked for extra whatever. For instance, mayonnaise. I would drown that goddamn sammich in mayo if they got rude enough about how nobody ever understands extra, blah blah blah. But I have never spit in anyone's food nor added anything extra nor leave anything out. I just did what they told me to do. Maybe in excess. 67 Share ...
12y ago weeezzzyyyy I work at Dunkin Donuts. I always say hello and ask how the person is, and then take their order. Most people are appreciative, say theyre doing great and ask me too, but there are a lot of assholes who just yell out their order like I'm some sort of robot. Those people get decaf no matter what they originally ordered, because they're assholes and I don't feel like dealing with that shit. 58 Share ...
Malcriao 12y ago I work at a Domino's Pizza. -I put less toppings on their pizza -Take my sweet ass time making it (if it's slow and there arent other orders) -Less cheese and too much sauce -Only tell them the shittiest deals -Make the bread too small -Cut the pizza all shitty and uneven
Bluewind55 6 12y ago . Edited 12y ago I usually don't charge people for getting a extra of the same ingredient in there salad because the portions are small and expensive but if someone is being a bitch I right a nice juicy X2 so they have to pay for it. I consider myself a pretty loose cannon 57 Share ...
kodywiddak 12y ago i used to work at Panera and if someone i didn't like walked in, i wouldn't do something bad to their food, i would just simply reach into the bottom of the tomato slices and pull out a weird one from the bottom..just simple things like that 38 Share ...
MissUnderstanding402 11y ago I worked at Dairy Queen when I was in high school. I never messed with anyone's food in a way that was gross or could make them sick but if they were rude I would put less candy in their blizzard and stuff like that. Share 10 ...
Bluntamaru 11y ago When I delivered pizza, if I knew you were a bad tipper, I'd let your sodas tumble around in my floor board. If you'd been a dick to me in the past, I'd actively shake it the whole way there. Share 1 ...
72 DetroitsGoingToWin . 7mo ago Worst a saw was a girl packaged a pizza and shook it in the box Share 15 ...
Kjm520 11y ago I take pride in the quality of my final product. That is, unless someone comes and orders within 2 minutes of closing the restaurant. In that case I don't care if it looks like shit. But I never actually fuck with the food. 1 Share ...
burritobattlefield 9y ago No but if someone acts in an excessively dickish or aggressive way it's not uncommon to accidentally put heaps of spicy sauce on or remove their bacon and cheese. If anything we give cops more than we should. 1 Share ...
Snowflakeavocado 2y ago Let's just say stick to the mc chicken sandwich. Never saw a girl mess with the food but the boys used to deliberately sweat over the burgers. Haven't eaten one since. Could just be our area though 2 Share ...
EvilAndPuissant 9y ago I used to be a pizza guy, and sometimes I would run the cutter over the pizza so it just looked like it had been cut. I only did this for people who were gigantic assholes or chronic non-tippers. 3 Share ...
Naijd 9y ago I've only done it once, probably won't do it again. But a customer was being really rude when telling me their salsa wasn't even spicy. So I went back and made a batch with 3 extra jalapeños. Bring it to her and it's still not hot enough. So I add another 3, and still not hot enough. So I grabbed another batch of salsa and threw as many jalapeños and habaneros as I could in the blender (about 20 mixed ). I could hear her coughing up a lung from the kitchen and didn't hear from her
recreationAtion 9y ago When I worked at smoothie king and a total douche bag came in or anytime a guy was a dick I put three extra spoonfuls of soy protein in their drink to increase their estrogen level. 23 Share ...
swampskater S 12y ago When I worked at McDonalds, I would make the sandwiches look like the pictures if people were rude. This consisted of putting all the condiments on one side of the burger with the pickles hanging slightly out. 713 Share ...

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