33 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of February 26, 2024

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33 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of February 26, 2024

Whether we wanted it or not, we got our first look at the upcoming remake of The Crow this week, revealing Bill Skarsgård’s Joker-fied take on Eric Draven. It certainly got a lot of people talking — including the director of the 1994 original. Alex Proyas took a cue from Paul Schrader and went on Facebook to voice his opinion. The director mocked the character’s appearance, saying it looks like he’s having “a bad hair day.” He also opined that the new Crow could at least drink something “more badass” than a Sam Adams. Meaner still, Twitter users pointed out the inherent “goth gentrification” therein and likened Skarsgård’s appearance to the “I like turtles” Zombie Kid or an average Bushwick resident. 

At least Skarsgård wasn’t alone in getting deep-fried. Other sick burns this week included those about a fit of diabolical proportions, a pair of perverts and a Big politician.

Alec Sulkin @thesulk . 2d Guys, I've written a sci-fi novel called Dune. It's full of strange new worlds, ships, and people. You've NEVER seen anything like it! Prepare to have your mind blown! Cool! What's the main character's name? Paul. 338 921 5.9K 5.4M

beer person @CantEverDie• 18h ... this is how some of you flirt +18552472816 Hi - will you please please ple please please pretty please p 72 1.2K 20K 403K

chelsea @bigidiotgirl - 1d ... she just invented the bar ABS D 191 comments X ryann_scott We need somewhere between club and Resturant I want something in between!!!! 4d Reply 63 35 1K 59K 1.6M

bald ann dowd @ali_sivi . 2 23h tom cruise in eyes wide shut: x zam x @samaoxcx 1d is it too early to plan for halloween Your Orders Search all orders Filter orders» Last six months Arriving tomorrow Arriving today On the way Arriving today On the way 125 1.8K 51K

Kaden @kaden53535 - 3 3d ... This is the funniest line from a politician FOX CUOMO: I'M NOT PERVERTED, I'M JUST ITALIAN EWS 22ET Watters' World 19 404 6.5K 186K

Nelly @BackwoodsGoku 22h Worst part about of modernity is that I have to see my coworkers homunculus everytime he calls me Edit $ call FaceTime mail pay message 5.3K 138 103K 2.3M

Ryan J. Downey @ryandowney 23h Bill Skarsgard as THE CROW. | like BIRDS 9 325 2.2K 64K

ARI @aribeanzz 4d just finished Mea Culpa and ..... I think Tyler needs to put the pen down for a while 5 GIF 293 4.5K 28K 1.5M

Jonathan @jonathanmb32.1d ... Possibly the biggest movie release date fumble of all time. leap year movie release date All News Videos Shopping Images Perspective Leap Year > Release date January 8, 2010 USA 96 3.2K 119K 3.2M

Bill Cardella @BillCardella 17h ... Elder emo this, elder emo that.. you're 37 years old bro. Get a job. Welder emo perhaps. 12 434 3.3K 86K

SLUG @generalslug 4d this is hands down the most evil outfit i have ever seen IndieWire IndieWire @IndieWire 4d Benny Safdie shows off a fit check at the #SpiritAwards blue carpet. SHARAS MAXIA fare S CC THM NEW SO FT MOINT Sne Ean U SPIRIT at that WARRES SPIRIT fun wAZZA TUM INK INDINI NOT ? NOVIE LAVATTA SPIRIT en EM NET fiem will La NO The had IndieWire 51 87 3.9K 406K

Marley Bloodrose @GlamGothBeauty -1 16h the goth gentrification has commenced omg ele @bugdo11 - 1d this is genuinely so sad... what's happening to our beautiful goth kings 41 563 4.6K 158K

sarah but NOT festive @sara... 18h ... they faces killing me why nobody gaf DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 18h The 'MEGAMIND' sequel releases on Peacock tomorrow. 12 931 21K 270K

Fuzzy @penguinsplswin 2d Nowadays they are called going to a Rangers game Fascinating @fasc1nate.3d 20,000 Americans attend a Nazi rally in Madison Square Garden, February 20, 1939 Fight the Boucoff Join the DAWA Ermoche 125 1.2K 29K 2.3M

Aidan @aidanthereup 3d Imagining just turning the volume up and down P4 Tings Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz - 3d Christina Aguilera and Selena Gomez are rumored to have a collaboration. 187 3.9K 55K 3.2M

nick @lovechazelle . 19h new letterboxd list just dropped movies where timothee chalamet is a fucking loser No likes yet 100% Lady Bird Don'tLook - LITTLE UP WOMEN UNTFRSTELLAR own YOUR STORY - THE FRENCH CALL By NAME ME DISPATCH 151 2.3K 42K 907K

Mx Fork Knife Spoon 2024 @MxSilverWare 1d This is about to be the most unfunny snl skit in two days. Facebook 2.7K 5 110 57K

@ATSF669 15h Abby Phineas would never do this. He'd actually make that shit exactly like the movie in the span of an hour Awesomemay @Awesomemay_.19h 43 1.2K 16K 230K

37 Justin Volpe's Lawyer Dammer By Steve Flshman Hunter @highendhomo 5d This is what my mom sees when I say I haven't been dating NEWYORK anyone evil me here's г ASSIFIE E Single & Fabulous? U Eat drink and never-be-married FTV .. ١٤٠٠٠٠٠ $3.99 By Sabrina Wright 172K 7.3K 794 6

I Don't Know Her @1_Dont_Know_Her8h ... Mums after they've had a bath at 7pm 15 186 5.2K 193K

adam @exmum 1d sofian @frutiger_sof.4h shirt is getting a bit tight lol 9 14 516 10,5K Twinkerbell @jgtinyy Get a bigger size 17:56 . 28.02.24 from Earth 148 Views 69 2.1K 59K 1M

cleo @punishedcleo.2 2d nuclear apocalypse vs premature baby FW FandomWire @FandomWire 2d 'DUNE 2' and 'MEGAMIND 2' releases in 3 days. What are you watching first? 9 267 7.9K 265K

bigsock @biggersocks.2 21h how it feels when your shoe squeaks on the floor while walking 37 2.7K 33K 450K

pinar @pienar 3d I : know a Pervert when i see one.. Punch Cat @PunchingCat.4d what an interesting gentleman 170 6.5K 109K 4.9M

 RAINEYTM @RaineyOvalle.2d Bro dressed like some bisexual construction paper Elliott Wilson @ElliottWilson . 2d It happened. @joebudden 1.9K 195 16K 1.3M

mcbenis @pt0kes 2d this dude looks like an 8 year old that made a wish to become a grownup overnight and it came true unusual_whales @unusual_whales. 2d Well this is interesting. Representative Shri Thanedar has sold up to $750,000 of crypto. Не sold up to $500,00 of bitcoin and $250,000 ethereum. 397 8.3K 158K 6.2M

not matt @PanasonicDX4500.2 2d PEXA с DOES NOT WORK VOV ON BUT COULD BE OFF FUN To FIX! Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate - 2d Breaking: #Jets QB Zach Wilson has been given permission to seek a trade, per GM Joe Douglas. NEW YORK 2 BREAKING NEWS 1 20 605 33K

red da redz @shes_rADIAnt.2d I ain't never seen no baldy crocs. trinniyy @adorexxtrin . 2d it's bout time for a new pair i almost fell 134 3.8K 55K 2.7M

e. @sadnecessaroy 11h ... NDA TREC they dont take this shit seriously me and my oomfs wouldve been at a conference table and it wouldve been like 12 angry men alexa la cerva @diegoIunas 1d why did i think they did this shit via paper ballot luisgerardom 21h X vote.oscars.org A 2024 I Oscars.org Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Scien NOW OPEN 96TH OSCARS FINALS VOTING CLOSES: FEBRUARY 27, 2024 AT 5:00 PM PT VOTING COMPLETE 9 1.3K 16K 538K

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Mathew Buck @FB_BMB 18h Almost indisputably the worst aged film in the history of cinema at this point (that isn't called Birth of a Nation). JONAH RUSSELL HILL BRAND Aaron Green has 72 hours to get a Rock Star from London to L.A. Pray for him. GET HIM TO THE GREEK FROM THE DIRECTOR OF FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL AND THE PRODUCER OF KNOCKED UP AND SUPERBAD UNIVERSAL PICTURES PRESENTS NASSOCIATION WITH RELATIVITY MEDIA SPYGLASS ENTERTAINMENT II APATOW PRODUCTION NICHOLAS STOLLER FILM JONAH HILL RUSSELL BRAND GET HIM TO THE GREEK ALT ELISABETH MOSS ROSE BYRNE COLM MEANEY SEAN COMBS LYLY WORKMAN S JONATHAN KARP PRODUCER

dinaledi aligning. @__justsihle. 1d HOW DO YOU BURN BOILED EGGS???!!!!!!! Khomotšo @dearkhomotjo . 1d Let's feast x.com/dearkhomotjo/s... 168 3.1K 45K 1.3M

josh terry @JoshhTerry.20h first of all fuck you. second of all i am calling your parents с @yejilkitty in freshman dorms in 2014 is insane lil bump stock @m_booker1.7h Acid Rap went triple platinum in the freshman dorms in 2014 you wouldn't get it x.com/carpenika/stat... 3 123 47 del 6.7K Trill Walton Follow @TrillWalton503 3P being in college during the obama administration 3:47 PM 2/29/24 From Earth. 558 Views 2 Likes с @yejiikitty 1h bros ancient 3 532 20 30 1.1K 52K

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