31 Toys From Your Youth That No Child Should Have Ever Been Allowed to Play With

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31 Toys From Your Youth That No Child Should Have Ever Been Allowed to Play With

You’re welcome, Gen Alpha. You may never fully appreciate it, but you’re not being hunted down and slaughtered by toys today because of our sacrifice. No, we’re not talking about the plot of Small Soldiers. We lost a lot of good men back there. Remember that the next time you pick up your round, baby rattle version of a “lawn dart.”  

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YOU CAN COLOR IN BARON HARKONNEN'S WEEPING PUSTULES IN THIS DUNE-THEMED ACTIVITY BOOK FOR KIDS. DUNE ACTIVITY BOOK I - - - - Dune was a trippy sci-fi drama about space drugs, complicated galactic political intrigues and Sting in his underwear. CRACKED.COM http://oihouse.net/2011/03/franchised-goodies-for-the-children-of-dune/

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31 Toys From Your Youth That No Child Should Have Ever Been Allowed to Play With

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THE VERMONT TEDDY BeAR COMPANY SELLS A FIFTY SHADES OF GREY TEDDY BeAR. Actual text from the website: Want to leave her biting her lip with excitement? Send a gift that will dominate the rest. It comes with a mask and handcuffs. CRACKED.COM http://www.vermontteddybear.com/seligroup/fifty-shades-of-grey-bear.aspx?

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CHEST WIG THE FOR THAT MACHO SELF ADHESIVE LOOK! CHEST WIG CRACKED.COM MADE IN ENGLAND Stick that thatch anywhere you want to jumpstart puberty.

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WAYNE FOUNDATION - BATMAN'S WAYNE OVER 40 INCHES TALL INCLUDES ONLY: -SSTORY BUILDING FOUNDATION WITH PENTHOUSE WORKING FIAT ELEVATOR TROPHY CASE COMPUTER CONSOLE WITH . CHAIRS CONP ESENCE TABLE WITH SCREEN AND 2 CHAIRS BOOKCASE WITH SECRET HIDING COMPARTMENT CRACKED.COM M Because the most fun part of playing Batman is making grants to deserving 501c3 organizations.

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POPEYE METAL TAPPING SET CARLTON DANK METAL TAPPING POPEYE SET ARF! ARF! COMPLETE with - CRACKED.COM DECORATIVE FRAMES for BOYS A GIRLS TAPPING TOOLS AGES INSTRUCTIONS 4to 8 Why create art with paint and paper when you can chisel it into a sharp sliver of tin?

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