31 Toys From Your Youth That No Child Should Have Ever Been Allowed to Play With

Back in our day, even play time could kill you
31 Toys From Your Youth That No Child Should Have Ever Been Allowed to Play With

You’re welcome, Gen Alpha. You may never fully appreciate it, but you’re not being hunted down and slaughtered by toys today because of our sacrifice. No, we’re not talking about the plot of Small Soldiers. We lost a lot of good men back there. Remember that the next time you pick up your round, baby rattle version of a “lawn dart.”  

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