24 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, February 12, 2024

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24 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, February 12, 2024

Whether you were in it for the game itself, the commercials, the possibility of a streaker or Usher’s halftime performance, the first Super Bowl in Las Vegas certainly delivered. The Kansas City Chiefs came out on top in a close 25-22 overtime victory over the San Francisco 49ers, marking the first time defending champions won back-to-back Super Bowls since the New England Patriots in 2005. The only thing more impressive than MVP quarterback Patrick Mahomes nabbing his third Super Bowl ring is that Temu, the Chinese e-commerce marketplace known for its heavily discounted goods that are almost too cheap to believe, somehow managed to run four ads over the course of the game. 

Super Bowl Sunday also gave viewers an authorized glimpse into the upcoming Deadpool sequel, the official title of which will share space with the clawed berserker himself: Wolverine. Shawn Levy’s Deadpool & Wolverine will be the Merc With a Mouth’s first appearance under the Disney umbrella since the studio’s colossal $71.3 billion acquisition of 20th Century Fox in 2019. Ryan Reynolds will begin sullying Disney’s squeaky-clean image with filthy jokes in late July. 

Meanwhile, the real champions and heroes were on the timeline all along. So not surprisingly, they’ve started off the week with a bang. Today’s funniest tweets include those about comedy’s #1 feminist, a dress fit for a charcuterie board and a hilarious idea for Janet Jackson.

Dashiell M. Silva @dashiellsilva• 1d ... Janet Jackson should haunt and terrorise every Super Bowl performance like she's the Phantom of the Opera. 58 7,782 68.4K 1.8M

carl marks @lethalrejection 15h ... temu ad reminds me of these MENU ... green tea latte .. soup chocolate hamburger fried chicker. pizza 15 MAKEGYER Shower Make er 5 177 4.4K 131K

phage @clubmoss_ 1d Hop in, just move the black obsidian over 51 2.8K 36K 1.4M

paul rudd @philsadelphia 15h ... THERE'S A STREAKER Nos 4 1K 20K 492K

carsonfour @carsonfour 16h ... Sir a second Temu ad has aired KE MA 197 12K 157K 6.3M

Lovergirl Challiebear د в @challxn 22h Update, the Instacart shopper is saying she's outside I'm looking around like no you're not..... mind you I accidentally put my mom's address..... in a different state ..... the Instacarter is at my mom's house in a different state with my groceries в @challxn . 2 22h Lovergirl Challiebear د my Instacart shopper is a woman........ I'm getting all my groceries y'all!!! GIF ALT 130 2.8K 89K 3.6M

Harris Dang aka Critic Name @FilmMomatic 16h ... I think when people see TWISTERS, they'll think whoever made that made MINARI. 17 145 1.6K 91K

Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim 13h I would pay $10k to watch Beyoncé play Dead By Daylight for an hour. POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 14h Pop Crave Beyoncé's iamSlayonce Twitch profile is now live. ... iamSlayonce Offline 1.5K followers Follow Home About Schedule Videos Clips PO CRAV 18 817 9.2K 291K ال

eritrean jo march @_bucktooth_ 16h people explaining football to ice spice in every video she's in is so real kimani @onthattightrope . 17h she fuckin them nails UP girl i know the feeling i fear she's too real cc BALL SF KS KC 1ST 11:20 24 3RD & 12 O O S 364 30K 439K 15M

jada @jadawadas 16h BEHDJDJDJ GIRL TAKE THE FAWKING HELMET OFF THIS YO HOMELAND... @PopBase. 1 16h Pop Base Nickelodeon's #SuperBowl broadcast has Sandy Cheeks as a sideline reporter. KC LATE cc s SU aiokelodeon nickelodeon SANDY CHEEKS 0:18 331 38K 456K 15M

PHL John Foley @2008Philz. 16h JOHN HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH tro FOL RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE NFL 87م NFL NFL 221 28K 191K 5.8M

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen 15h FRASIER IS TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO MISTAKENLY THINKS HES GAY AND EVERYTHING FRASIER IS SAYING CAN BE TAKEN TWO WAYS, DOING NOTHING TO DISPEL THAT NOTION SUPER LVI BOWL OCBS SPORTS FIRENTE 1 23 869 13K da 710K

THEEORANGE 1 @_AllEyezOnZee 18h ... A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS TO PUT THAT SHIT ON! Reba McEntire @reba.20h Boots with the fur...#SuperBowlLVIII ready! 53 7.1K 63K 3M

sam @swieder13.19h ... me when i'm overstimulated at the function SPORT NFL KICKOFF TODAY AMITH DONNA KELCE 1:29:33 LVII 50 9.3K 103K 2.6M

Lana Del Gay @McClellandShane 22h About to be bouncing around like Tigger 502 13K 149K 6.3M

Tyler Talley @tylertalley22 - 1 14h ... Behind every powerful woman is Tony Hale holding her bag. 3K 18 23K 385K

kate bush's husband @airbagged 16h why does her dress look like prosciutto Jon M. Chu @jonmchu . 17h This Thanksgiving. If you know you know. And if you don't, find out. #WickedMovie #Nov27 THANKSGIVING IMAX - 176 4.4K 127K 5.8M

@gir1genius . 23h lay the table with the fancy shit 730 19K 151K 3.4M

ус @yc. 15h Performers don't go hard enough to look like pernil anymore six @Sixfever 15h Usher was out there sweating like James Brown 11 1.1K 5.6K 286K

GENIUS @CHEDtheTRUTH. 18h Baltimore/Detroit woulda did this so crazy VEGAS Las Vegas Locally @LasVegasLocally 18h Today is the first time in history a Super Bowl will be played in front of nightclub seats with bottle service C 89 5.5K 35K 1.9M

Samwitch @Samwitchx 17h The Nickelodeon football broadcast just gets me PM نه E BZ TE TAYLOR SWIFT'S Ga! 87 BOYFRIEND GOOD AT FOOTBALL 60 OLD EHOUGH LITE QUE YOUNG ENOUGH live u 17 1.6K 26K 986K

in my wallows 3 era @picturesofpoets - 1 14h NICKELODEON YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED SHRIMPOTHÉE CHALAMET MacBook Air go F3 F4 F5 All F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 # $ % ٨ & * 24 1.4K 659K 37K

Amy, but sports can't hurt me @amy_shee 19h The toddler doesn't come out of the cage until the Eagles win the Super Bowl 9 24 292 11K

@RiledUpForSwift 19h Riley I love your song the sun will come out tomorrow 8 470 14K 152K 6.8M

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