30 of the Funniest Things People Got Caught Doing When They Thought They Were Alone

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30 of the Funniest Things People Got Caught Doing When They Thought They Were Alone

It’s nice to have moments of solitude so we can do the things that matter most, like build a city out of cardboard boxes and play Godzilla, or get completely naked and run up the stairs on all fours screaming “Gollum!” Unfortunately, we sometimes get so excited to do our character cosplay or whatever other weird shit we’re into, that we forget to make sure we’re alone. 

Redditors have shared the times they were in the middle of some unhinged acts and realized they had an unexpected plus one. Note to self: Definitely make sure no one else is home before I drink out of a bowl on the floor like a dog

fashionablypunctual . 4y I wanted to try to drink like a dog. I put a bowl on the floor and filled it with Fanta. My dad walked into my room where I was kneeling on the floor with my tongue in the bowl. Не has never mentioned it since. Edits: So I think I should clarify because so many people have assumed, I am a girl. I'm glad so many people found this funny, it actually makes me really happy. Because so many people have asked me, I was 14 or so. It was normal orange Fanta. ... 8.7k

marcx1984 9y When I was about 17yo I was invited to the village pub with my girlfriends family and ended up getting rather drunk. My girlfriend wanted to leave early so we headed back to their house, when we got back I went for a piss and ended up peeing on the floor a bit so I shouted to her babe I pissed on the floor expecting her to tell me where the cleaning stuff was. She never answered so I poked my head out to see her whole family including her grandparents standing at the foot of the stairs

babbitygook14 . 4y As a pet sitter, sometimes you get lonely when the majority of your interactions are with animals. Sooo, to combat this I sometimes pretend to be the inner voice of whatever dog I'm walking, responding out loud to whatever they're sniffing or whatever grabs their attention. Each dog has his/her own weird voice as well. More than once people have walked around a corner to hear me doing this. ... 1.8k

LIVE gedai a 4y My friends and I did some questionably gay pranks back in the day as pubescent boys. Moon infront of the tv screen, stuff like that. One day I snuck into my friends room (he had glass doors to the front yard) and got ready. I got naked and put on a sombrero, and equipped my pecker in the wide end of a vuvuzela. Laid in his bed in wait... Few minutes later his mom walks in during a family function. I was mortified, she either didn't notice or just ignored it and walked out. Was I

General_Lemon . . 9y my sister, step sister, step brother and i were heading out to the movies, literally had just gotten in the car and realized i forgot my wallet. i went back inside to grab it and from my step mom to my father i hear you know, we're all alone i ran ... 2.1k

AHOY SweatyFox 9y I was fooling around with my partner at the time in his pool. It started off as just swimming around in our bathers but soon progressed to nude swimming since it was just the two of us. Since we were both nude and in the honeymoon period of our relationship, one thing lead to another and we started going at it in the pool. Being 19/20 there was lots of 'passion' and 'noises' and when I went to look into eyes, hidden by sunglasses, I noticed the reflection of his mum staring at us from the kitchen

Ollamoot . 9y We were hanging out at my then-boyfriend's apartment when his roommate left to have dinner with some friends. We decide to take this opportunity to have some crazy loud sex. We were in his room, in the middle of the crazy loud sex, when my boyfriend suddenly paused mid-stroke and said, I thought we turned the tv off? I realized the tv was blaring from out in the living room. Apparently his roommate had come home much earlier than we expected and was trying to drown out our noise. Suffice it to say, our embarrassment killed the

Manchuckle . 9y Forgot my towel right before taking a shower. Ran downstairs naked to get fresh one from the dryer which was running (fuck yeah). I run up the stairs on all fours coughing, Gollum! GOLLUM! Almost to the top, roommates gf leaning over bannister looking at me, very confused. I do weird stuff when I think I'm alone.

EricksA2 10y I frequently walk around my house with my eyes closed just to see how good of a blind person I'd be. On more than one occasion, my family has come home and silently watched me run into things for a few minutes before I caught on. I wouldn't be a successful a blind person. And yes, my mom and sister once spent three minutes following me around, putting things in front of me so I'd trip over them. ... 75

redDITringofdeath . 9y Back in highschool, one of my close friends and I had a brief period of sexual experimentation (he's now straight, and I'm now bi; we're both guys). We would basically use handjobs as currency for things we wanted. One day we were at my house, presumably alone, and he wanted to borrow one of my video games for a week or two. Now this was a brand new game I had just bought so I didn't wanna let it go for free. After some debate I ended up getting the handjob in my open game-room, but when I

Slick_Grimes . 4y I was trying to get my neck to crack because it was tight. I was turning it quick to the side and saying crack, crack damnit as I was doing it for probably ten seconds or so. To a bystander I was just making awkward head movements and professing my love for crack. ... 997

Tangence. 9y GF and I walking around the house after sex only to find her housemate downstairs in the kitchen cooking in her underwear. She thought she was alone too... ... 2.4k

Thehealeroftri 9y One time when I was like 8 I was alone in my room and I picked my butt then sniffed it for some reason (I don't fucking know, don't question 8 year old me) As I was sniffing it my dad said so does it smell good? Turns out I wasn't alone after all. It was embarrassing. ... 2.4k

JoeJoePotatoes . . 10y I got caught talking to myself, which wouldn't have been so bad, but I was imitating Foghorn Leghorn. ... 50

kt_ginger_dftba 9y I had recently shaved my balls, so they were itchy. I was in my basement alone, so I de-pantsed and scratched. My dad came down unannounced, saw the situation, and made the just assumption that I was wanking. I desperately want to tell him that that's not the case, and reflexively yell No, wait, come back. Не said ...no. ... 3.6k

helljack 4y When I bought my first pair of night vision goggles, I had them delivered to the TV station I worked at (not trusting my neighbors to leave my crap alone). So, I took a break and tried them out in the only truly dark room I could find. The mens room. A coworker came in, flicked on the lights, and was startled to find me in the middle of the room, blinded by the sudden flash of normal light, brushing my teeth in the pitch dark with night vision goggles. I had to go talk to HR about

Responsible_Rhubarb . 4y i was once caught by an ex-girlfriend playing her cat like a banjo.... i had both slushys front paw's in my hand and was strumming on his tummy, the cat was purring so loud it made her come in to see what was going on, it was a long arkward pause follwed by are you playing my cat?

sno_so_pro . 9y I've posted this story before. I work for a home improvement store as a product assembler. well one day - finished my projects early and had a huge amount of large boxes laying about. so i did what any adult in that situation would do... build a city and play Godzilla. So im rampaging about and making dinosaur sounds when one of the assistant store mangers come back to check on me... he caught me mid roar.He laughed it off and said he envied my job. ... 1.2k

beanbag_thundercats • . 4y Sitting on the floor of my kitchen with the lights turned off while making Mac and cheese. It doesn't help that the roommate who caught me is the one who would always find me sitting on the floor eating animal crackers or cereal out of the box. ... 1.8k

CrystalWritter . 4y My mom caught me masturbating while watching a minecraft let's play... Yeah, she still thinks I was watching porn and changed it to minecraft at the speed of light, but really I just wanted to watch that let's play badly... Still awkward with her ... 336

xbox_pleb . 4y I once dropped a full litter of milk on the kitchen island and it made me give up and just lay down below the milk waterfall that was created and just drink it. This happen at 3 am and mother witnessed it as she was also awake and thirsty.

HotGarbageJuice . 4y When I was around 10 years old I was getting curious about sex so I decided to look it up in the dictionary. Wouldn't you know it my ultra conservative mother walks in the room so I try to play it off like I was looking up the Heida Native American tribe. She called me out for being in the S's but I doubled down and pretended i was possibly dyslexic. What a tangled web I wove. ... 5.1k

Teglement . 4 4y I was playing VR Chat with a skeleton skin on and I kept doing stupid dances that may or may not have involved a jerkoff motion. I heard my wife's voice from outside the headset go what the fuck?!? ... 10.3k

karazykid 9y Not me, but my little brother. When I was in high school my little brother had an earlier bed time (he was 7 years younger) so he would always shower first, but his showers would last for like an hour. Every time I would go in after him the water would be ice cold and it really made me mad. I tried complaining to my mom but got the whole quit being whiney response. So I took matters into my own hands. When I knew he was about to go take his shower, I shoved a piece of

xnp1 9y They really need to post alerts/notices about when they're gonna clean windows. Just this morning, I was shaving my balls. I prefer doing it in natural sunlight, so I plopped my balls on the window sill and started trimming. It's a delicate process and requires a lot of focus. All of a sudden, it got really dark. I looked up to see if it was going to rain or something. Nope. Two Mexican dudes staring at me, butt ass naked, with my balls on the window sill, and a scissor in my hand. ... 900

JimKongNu . 9y So I am in high school band. I was making out/groping with my so in the back of my van (which has tinted windows) in the school parking lot at 10Pm-ish. The next day, I walk by my band director who asks me: Did you have fun last night? I reply, why? Well, it sure looked like it. I was aghast, to say the least

 . 4y Arguing with myself (well, not myself - the actual person just wasn't there, so I was standing in) in the mirror. With animated facial expressions and gestures. Lips moving, but with no sound. I now reserve these hypothetical arguments for the shower. When I am home alone. ... 7.8k

Threeormorepeople . . 4y Popping my friend's back by picking him up from behind and bouncing him repeatedly. A teacher walked into the room and we all froze. ... 1.5k

filthy_lucre . . 4y One time my (then) girlfriend's mom caught me pissing in her kitchen sink when I was bombed out on Ambien. I had no recollection of it the next morning. ... 1.6k

 9y When I was younger I was obsessed with the Harry Potter books. Anytime I had a chance I was reading. Sometimes it would interfere with daily activities such as eating, sleeping or interacting with my family. I didn't really care I just wanted to read my book. My parents would get so annoyed that they would forbid me from reading at certain times. So I would pretend to take a shower and read in the bathroom so I wouldn't get interrupted. This one particular time I heard my dad leave, so I started to read out loud. When

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