30 Wild Dates Witnessed by Restaurant Workers

We’ve talked about it before, but being a restaurant worker is a thankless job. You have to handle bizarre orders, juggle a bunch of tasks at once and pray that the people at their tables have enough human decency to leave a tip. However, every now and then, fate will smile on a server, and they will get the opportunity to witness a wild situation they’ll never forget. Like the guy on a Tinder date who was rocking back and forth in his chair until he ultimately “flew too close to the sun,” tipping completely backward, knocking himself out and pissing his pants. And while yes, that server likely had to mop up a fair amount of errant piss, they at least got to witness a rare bad date triple-double that likely won’t be topped. 

To that end, Redditors have served up the worst made-to-order dates they’ve ever witnessed, and the server whose energy got consumed by vampires is in our thoughts and prayers.