34 Unsolicited Facts About Celebrities’ Love Lives

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34 Unsolicited Facts About Celebrities’ Love Lives

If you want to know Richard Nixon's secret to a long and happy marriage, you’ve come to the right place. If you don’t want to know, you’re dangerously close to finding out. Turn back now.

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Boris Kodjoe claims that in order to keep your marriage in order, you have to keep it sexy. However, he also says that if you fail to keep your marriage sexy (by gaining weight, for example), you can't blame your partner when they start looking around. GRAGKED.COM

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RICHARD NIXON INFORMED FUTURE FIRST LADY PAT RYAN OF HIS INTENT TO MARRY HER BEFORE SHE HAD AGREED TO THEIR FIRST DATE. DURING THE TWO YEARS BEFORE SHE CAME AROUND TO HIS AFFECTIONS, НЕ ACTED AS HER CHAUFFEUR WHILE SHE WAS SEEING OTHER MEN. CRACKED COM

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According to Kristen Stewart, skipping the shower makes the relationship hotter: I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. CRACKED.COM

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Michael Douglas used want to father your children as a pickup line to Catherine Zeta-Jones. GO EN GO BE DS A It put her off though, and he had to resort to a run-of-the-mill bucket of roses to make up for it. CRACKED COM

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ED SHEERAN CRACKED.COM Redheaded guys are pretending to be Sheeran for sex. There are a lot of ginger dudes in England who are using me. You know what, we're finally getting laid! This is a good thing.

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JAMES CORDEN CRACKED.COM Not traditionally handsome? Not a problem. If you're young, straight, English and in the hottest play in New York City, you're gonna get laid. That's it!

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MATTHEW LEWIS (NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM) CRACKED.COM I never wanted to put myself in the limelight as any kind of attractive actor or heartthrob or whatever, says Lewis as he posts yet another shirtless thirst trap.

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BURT WARD (ROBIN THE BOY WONDER) R CRACKED.COM Ward and Adam West became sexual vampires. Thousands of young women were inseminated with our Batsp*rm ... our ultimate autograph. Some women, in frenzied anticipation, climaxed repeatedly before we even touched them.

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DAVID FAUSTINO (BUD BUNDY) CRACKED.COM Donna, Tiffany, Chanel, Heather, Stacy, Eva, Shanti, Becky, Breeze, Trea, and more. When you're a celebrity, you just get girls like that! And the meaner you are to them, the more they like you!

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