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34 Unsolicited Facts About Celebrities’ Love Lives

January 08, 2024

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Spice Girl Mel в says she chose dates from a lineup of celebrity d!ck pics. The singer claims a friend introduced her to a secret site where famous men would anonymously post pictures of their stiffies, with a milk carton for scale. She said after picking one, the friend arranged an encounter with a very famous man. She said the date didn't result in a love connection, nor did the second one she tried. GRAGKED.COM — Source

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If a woman's favorite movie is the 1991 Madonna documentary Truth or Dare, run. That's Brad Pitt's advice. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Julie Delpy claims men should be reachable at all CRACKED.COM times, but women won't always necessarily answer their phone calls. Also? It's not a double standard. — Source

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Kate Moss found her once-husband Jamie Hince through Google. Google Google Scare clt I'm Feeling Lucky She was googling men when she found a picture of Hince and thought he was handsome. She then asked a friend to set them up. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Because of his struggles with a porn addiction, TERRY CREWS believes that no man in a relationship should watch it: Women, you need to be fearless. You need to confront your man about this problem. You cannot accept any pornography in your man's life. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Bruce Willis's best old-school, single guy pick-up line, as he calls it, was: Hey... what are you doing for sex later? CRACKED.COM — Source

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Boris Kodjoe claims that in order to keep your marriage in order, you have to keep it sexy. However, he also says that if you fail to keep your marriage sexy (by gaining weight, for example), you can't blame your partner when they start looking around. GRAGKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Jack Nicholson says dishonesty is vital in a relationship. You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police. Everybody else you tell the truth to. — Source

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Weird Al Yankovic says he took several first dates to see The Naked Gun. Не wouldn't mention his cameo. He'd just wear the same shirt and wait for his date to notice. CRACKED.COM — Source

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If a guy is out for one thing, it's best to go for shallow, unintelligent women. -Steve Harvey Harvey says men looking for casual encounters should seek really simple women who will sit there and go, Wow, that sounds great. You know, because confident, intelligent women don't like sex. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Former Days of Our Lives star, Alison Sweeny claims she and her husband keep their marriage alive by giving each other a yearly job evaluation over their anniversary dinner. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Jennifer Lawrence believes that the secret to a happy relationship is to mutually agree to ignore one another during busy times. GRACKED.COM — Source

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RICHARD NIXON INFORMED FUTURE FIRST LADY PAT RYAN OF HIS INTENT TO MARRY HER BEFORE SHE HAD AGREED TO THEIR FIRST DATE. DURING THE TWO YEARS BEFORE SHE CAME AROUND TO HIS AFFECTIONS, НЕ ACTED AS HER CHAUFFEUR WHILE SHE WAS SEEING OTHER MEN. CRACKED COM — Source

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Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker used their agents as middle-men when they started dating. Andy asked his agent to give Brooklyn's agent his number. Brooklyn considers this an act of chivalry. GRAGKED.COM — Source

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Uma Thurman said it's better to have a relationship with someone who cheats than with someone who doesn't flush the toilet. Although when asked about the advice after her husband cheated on her, Thurman acknowledged that her old advice might be ridiculous. CRACKED.COM — Source

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According to Kristen Stewart, skipping the shower makes the relationship hotter: I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Cheryl Cole is sure guys want to hear little breaths from a woman during sex. Women shouldn't be loud, she says, so they don't sound like porn. — Source

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KIRK CAMERON SAYS THAT THE KEY TO A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP IS HONOR: WOMEN, HONOR YOUR MAN AND FOLLOW HIS LEAD! НЕ SAYS THAT A MAN SHOULD NOT TELL A WOMAN TO SUBMIT, THEY SHOULD DO IT OF THEIR OWN ACCORD. WOMEN SHOULD JUST KNOW THAT IF THEY ACCEPT A ROLE OF SUBSERVIENCE TO THEIR MAN, EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST PEACHY. CRACKED COM — Source

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Michael Douglas used want to father your children as a pickup line to Catherine Zeta-Jones. GO EN GO BE DS A It put her off though, and he had to resort to a run-of-the-mill bucket of roses to make up for it. CRACKED COM — Source

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DAVID SCHWIMMER (ROSS GELLER) CRACKED.COM Placed top ten in Playgirl Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. — Source

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DUSTIN DIAMOND (SCREECH) CRACKED.COM Diamond claims a romantic past in the quadruple digits. Is it bragging to say I've banged over two thousand chicks in my life? Maybe it is, but it's a fact. That includes doing the deed on every bed on the Saved By The Bell set. — Source

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ED SHEERAN CRACKED.COM Redheaded guys are pretending to be Sheeran for sex. There are a lot of ginger dudes in England who are using me. You know what, we're finally getting laid! This is a good thing. — Source

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FRANK BANK (LUMPY RUTHERFORD) CRACKED.COM Leave it to Beaver's 'Big Dumpy Lumpy' bedded more than 1,000 women in an apartment he called a drive-thru sex market. Не didn't know the names of most of his partners. — Source

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JALEEL WHITE (STEVE URKEL) CRACKED.COM Urkel's Dancing with the Stars partner was smitten. Не walked in and he was sexy and all buff and I was like, 'Oh, okay.' — Source

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JAMES CORDEN CRACKED.COM Not traditionally handsome? Not a problem. If you're young, straight, English and in the hottest play in New York City, you're gonna get laid. That's it! — Source

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JERRY LEWIS CRACKED.COM The man-child comic lost his virginity at 12 to a stripper who performed with a snake. Lewis confessed that he banged anyone I could meet, including Marilyn Monroe. — Source

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LEONARD NIMOY (MISTER SPOCK) CRACKED.COM A young woman asked Nimoy, Are you aware that you are the source of erotic dream material for thousands and thousands of women around the world? Nimoy replied, 'May all your dreams come true. — Source

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MATTHEW LEWIS (NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM) CRACKED.COM I never wanted to put myself in the limelight as any kind of attractive actor or heartthrob or whatever, says Lewis as he posts yet another shirtless thirst trap. — Source

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THOMAS MIDDLEITCH (RICHARD HENDRICKS) CRACKED.COM Middleitch told his wife he'd need an open marriage to satisfy all his cravings. I just like it. I'm sexual. I self-deprecatingly call myself a pervert. — Source

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ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL GRACKED.COM Film producer Bruce Edwin: He's got a certain magic and power about him with women that is just unbelievable. I mean he's just on fire! — Source

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BURT WARD (ROBIN THE BOY WONDER) R CRACKED.COM Ward and Adam West became sexual vampires. Thousands of young women were inseminated with our Batsp*rm ... our ultimate autograph. Some women, in frenzied anticipation, climaxed repeatedly before we even touched them. — Source

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CHRIS KATTAN CRACKED.COM Kattan claims that Night at the Roxbury director Amy Heckerling wouldn't stay with the film unless he agreed to give up the Mango. — Source

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DANNY BONADUCE (DANNY PARTRIDGE) CRACKED.COM Bonaduce made tabloid headlines for mixing it up with prostitutes, posing for Penthouse, and being hopelessly addicted to sex. — Source

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DAVID FAUSTINO (BUD BUNDY) CRACKED.COM Donna, Tiffany, Chanel, Heather, Stacy, Eva, Shanti, Becky, Breeze, Trea, and more. When you're a celebrity, you just get girls like that! And the meaner you are to them, the more they like you! — Source

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