27 Classic Things That Are Actually Quite Modern (and Vice Versa)
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Teenagers have only been around since the 1940s? Animation has been around for millennia? Everything we know is a lie!
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![Christmas trees are more recent than the colonization of the Americas. Devout German Christians started celebrating Christmas with decorated trees in the 16th century. In America, initially hostile to pagan festivities, the custom didn't arrive until the 1890s. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/6/1002526.jpg)
![The Thanksgiving turkey originated with a 19th-century writer. There's no reliable indication that turkey was eaten during the first Thanksgiving in 1621. The big dumb bird, as it turns out, was championed in the novels of Sarah Josepha Hale. It was through Hale's efforts that Thanksgiving was made a national holiday in 1863. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/5/1002525.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM White weddings were invented by Queen Victoria. Brides used to wear bright, colorful dresses, until a young Victoria chose white for her wedding in 1840, to highlight the lace of her gown. The magnificent wedding was so talked about for so long, that brides everywhere started wearing white.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/7/1002527.jpg)
![Beach vacations are as recent as the Industrial Revolution. The beach is the holiday spot- but until the 18th century, beaches were seen as a scary place, what with all those shipwrecks, diseases, and sea monsters. It changed when British doctors got to prescribing the restorative sea to treat pretty much any complaint of their high-class patients. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/8/1002528.jpg)
![Marrying for love was considered madness. Love? What a whimsical reason to tie the knot! You might be disowned if you did such a foolish thing. Marriage was about uniting families, and that had nothing to do with love. Only in the late 18th and early 19th centuries did views start to change. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/3/2/1002532.jpg)
![Time zones were brought by trains. For the longest time, people set their clocks by the Sun, and it didn't matter a lot if it was a different time in the next town over. This, however, made it hard to coordinate schedules when trains made fast travel possible - so standard time zones were introduced in the 1880s. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/3/1/1002531.jpg)
![Human races are an 18th-century invention. Of all the ways people have ever looked down on others, racism is pretty recent. The classification of humans on distinct races, distinguishable by skin color, was the work of German anthropologist Johann Friedrich Blumenbach. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/2/1002522.jpg)
![Intellectual property is more recent than Shakespeare. Shakespeare, Sun-Tzu, - ekliyor Homer... Most writers in aha ön dildikten history worked in times izda ve ni Were ama when the idea that you could here own your work was an alien thing-and in fact, they'd often flat-out copy earlier writers. It wasn't until 1710's Statute of Anne that there was even a concept of intellectual property. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/3/0/1002530.jpg)
![Teenagers were invented by Life Magazine. Of course, people didn't just skip several years of their lives. But until the 1940s, teenhood wasn't considered its own thing, different from both childhood and adulthood. Life Magazine introduced the idea in 1944, with a feature about the many quirks of teen-age girls. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/3/1002523.jpg)
![Sitting in church is a modern innovation. For most of Christianity's history, churches had no seats-people would just stand and mill about during ceremonies. Sitting only became a thing during the Protestant Reformation, with its greater focus on long sermons. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/8/1002518.jpg)
![Black belts aren't a millenia-old tradition. Some Eastern martial arts might be very old indeed-but black belts to indicate proficiency were first awarded in the 1880s by Jigoro Kano, creator of judo. Other colored belts are even more recent. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/0/1002520.jpg)
![Until pretty recently, you couldn't drink on St. Patrick's Day. For most of the 20th century, Irish pubs remained closed on March 17th - because it was a goddamn (well, godblessed) religious holiday, and authorities didn't want this solemn day to be tarnished by drunkenness. Only in 1970 was the law changed. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/1/1002521.jpg)
![The five-day workweek is barely 100 years old. Until the 20th century, workers only got Sundays off. A New England mill added Saturdays to accommodate Jewish workers in 1908, and other companies followed suit. The two-day weekend became the standard during the Great Depression. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/9/1002519.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Diamond engagement rings are mostly the result of marketing. Engagement rings have existed for a long time, and sometimes they had diamonds. But the idea that costly shiny rocks are the right way to propose goes back to a massive ad campaign by diamond cartel De Beers in the 1940s.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/9/1002529.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Zero took an amazingly long time to catch on. It's downright impossible to do complex math without a numeral to represent a zilch-ful of something. And yet, humans mathed away without a zero for millennia. It wasn't until the fifth century that zero was invented in India-and the idea didn't hit Europe until the 12th century.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/4/1002524.jpg)
![Hраюбе work ТОЛ FLAMETHROWERS WERE CREATED IN THE 7TH CENTURY. Byzatines used Greek fires in naval battles. They were especially useful because the fire would continue to burn while floating on water. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/7/1002517.jpg)
![THE OLDEST PIECE OF GUM IS OVER 9000 YEARS OLD. The gum was made out of resin and sweetened with honey. Archeologists believe it was chewed by a teenager. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/5/1002515.jpg)
![THE FIRST WORKING SUBMARINE DATES BACK TO THE 1620S. Cornelius van Drebbel created a modified rowboat that went 15 feet underwater. However, no plans or drawings survived so historians aren't sure how it worked. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/3/1002513.jpg)
![BRAIN SURGERY HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE THE NEOLITHIC PERIOD. Archeologists have found holes intentionally carved by instruments into skulls. Some have edges of healing visible, meaning that the prehistoric humans survived the surgery. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/9/1002509.jpg)
![EXPANDED CINEMATIC UNIVERSES HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE 1940S. Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man was the first movie in a series of monster crossovers, including Abott and Costello Meet Frankenstein. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/0/1002510.jpg)
![THE COMMERCIAL SALE OF BOTTLED WATER STARTED IN 1767. Bottled water was sold by Jackson's Spa in Boston. Early drinkers believed the bottled mineral water had therapeutic properties. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/8/1002508.jpg)
![A. A P VENDING MACHINES R к WERE DESIGNED IN 1 L &I к THE 1ST CENTURY. Hero of Alexandria created a machine that dispensed holy water after a coin was inserted. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/2/1002512.jpg)
![ROLLERSKATING DATES BACK TO THE 1760S. John Joseph Merlin debuted his invention during a masquerade, where he proceeded to crash into a giant mirror. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/6/1002506.jpg)
![ANIMATION DATES BACK TO THE PALEOLITHIC AGE. 21,000 years ago, artists drew rows of cave images that, when lit by flickering firelight, gave the illusion of motion. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/1/1002511.jpg)
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![THE FIRST 3-D MOVIE PREMIERED IN 1920. The Power of Love was the first 3-D movie for a commercial audience, but the film is now lost. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/6/1002516.jpg)
![ANCIENT ROMANS LOVED THEIR FAST FOOD. Over 2000 years ago, Romans had thermopolia, take-out counters where hot food was served. In Pompeii alone, there were over 150 thermopolia. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/7/1002507.jpg)