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30 Geeky Bits of Trivia About Video Games, TTRPGs and Other Nerddome

By:: Jay L'Ecuyer; Cracked Writers

November 04, 2023

30 Geeky Bits of Trivia About Video Games, TTRPGs and Other Nerddome

You nerds these days have it easy. You can call anything that you’re into “nerding out” and feel like an underdog — even if you're “nerding out” to the most popular fantasy franchise in human history. Back in the 1990s, you had to spend a lot more time in lockers and toilet bowls to earn that label.

But now, thanks to elderly dweebs like us, everyone can take on the “nerd” label without fear. Oh, you’re “nerding out” on football? That’s not how it works! Well, this list is for the real, O.G. nerds. We see you dorks.

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The creators of Pac-Man did not know how the game ended as it was designed to run indefinitely. It was only when Billy Mitchell finished the game, after all its internal storage ran out, that they saw how it ended. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Marvel has licensed their characters She-Hulk and Rogue to be used in romance novels to lure women into comics. - - PRODUCTIONS TONOS The two novels feature strong, smart heroines seeking happiness and love while battling cosmic evil. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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John Romero posed for the cover illustration. DOCM A model was hired for reference photos, but the guy couldn't manage to look like he was fending off demons. Frustrated, Romero took his shirt off and grabbed the prop gun to show the illustrator what he wanted. Or, as Romero puts it himself, I AM THE DOOMGUY. CRACKED.COM — Source

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GEOMETRY WARS STARTED AS AN ANALOG STICK TEST. While working on the Xbox prototype hardware, the developers of Project Gotham Racing encountered issues with the analog sticks on the controller. They decided to make a test app in order to find a fix for the problem and input it into Project Gotham Racing. This test app ended up becoming Geometry Wars. CRACKED COM — Source

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TLOZ's iconic title music was a last-minute patch. THE LEGEND OF ZELDA™ TM ©1986 NINTENDO CRACKED.COM They had planned to use Ravel's Boléro, but found out at the last minute that it wasn't yet in the public domain. Nintendo composer Koji Kondo had a day to whip up the iconic theme. — Source

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30 Geeky Bits of Trivia About Video Games, TTRPGs and Other Nerddome — Source

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30 Geeky Bits of Trivia About Video Games, TTRPGs and Other Nerddome — Source

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