15 Solid Burns from Corporate Social Media Accounts
Sure, it’s dystopian to watch billion dollar companies pretend to be One Of Us. But we respect the brave social media managers out there testing their comedy chops on a global scale.
MoonPie Didn’t Have to Go So Hard
Some Guy: Your time is wasted managing a social media account
MoonPie: Buddy, it’s Saturday and you’re talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet
Wendy’s Makes a Great Point
Some Guy: Wendy’s needs to get rid of the square burger it seems a little too… artificial
Wendy’s: Unlike the super natural circle shape that hamburgers come in when you pick them off the vine.
Burger King v. Redbox
Burger King: top replies of 2019: 1) like this or else; 2) silence brand; 3) can I get a gift card; 4) stick to making burgers; 5) delete this
Redbox: ok boomer
Burger King: dude you rent dvds…
Potbelly Sandwich Shop Coming In Out of Nowhere
Instagram: Helooooo, Reels. Introducing a new way to create and discover short, entertaining videos on Instagram.
TikTok: well… this looks familiar
Potbelly: yea kinda looks like vine huh
Pizza Hut v. Leeds United
Leeds United F.C.: Prefer Domino’s thanks! They don’t take a week to deliver a tweet
Pizza Hut: Bit rich coming from a club that hasn’t delivered since 1992…
Come at Samsung, You Best Not Miss
Samsung: Got your hands on the Galaxy S8? Show us the first photo you took.
Some Guy: It was a dick pic
Samsung:
DJ Khaled Got Roasted by the Dictionary
Commenting on an article where DJ Khaled said there are “different rules for men” regarding oral sex, Dictionary.com tweeted: “Double standard. A code containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, especially an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women. See also: DJ Khaled”
Wendy’s v. Hooters
Wendy’s: It’s go time! You want a roast? Then let’s go!
Hooters: Whatcha got?
Wendy’s: Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.
DiGiorno Tried to Burn Papa Johns, and Ended Up Scorching Themselves
DiGiorno changed its bio to: “Better Pizza. Better Sales. It’s DiGiorno.”
So Papa Johns changed theirs to: “Frozen pizza = the pizza equivalent of a participation trophy.”
Sam Adams v. Coors Light
Commenting on an article titled “101-Year-Old Veteran Says Cold Coors Light Is the Secret to Long Life,” Sam Adams tweeted: “Everyone already knows water is good for you lmfao”
GameStop Hit ‘Em Where It Hurts
GameStop posted a photo of a woman sitting on a giant stuffed Snorlax, and some guy responded, “I love how they put a tiny girl to make it look bigger than it is lmao”
GameStop swung back: “Hope that doesn’t hit too close to home.”
Wendy’s v. IHOP
Some Guy: so Wendys u just gonna let IHOB sell burgers on your block? thought you were the og?
Wendy’s: Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.
Microsoft Taught This Guy Some Manners
Some Guy: need a new bo3 squad no one plays anymore
Microsoft: Did you find a new squad?
Some Guy: did you find a way to make xbox decent yet?
Microsoft: Now we see why no one plays with you.
Taco Bell v. Old Spice
Old Spice: Why is it that “fire sauce” isn’t made with any real fire? Seems like false advertising.
Taco Bell: Is your deodorant made with really old spices?
Wendy’s v. Chick-fil-A
Chick-fil-A: Is there anything better than enjoying one of our Spicy Chicken Sandwiches on a Friday afternoon?
Wendy’s: Yes, enjoying one of ours on a Sunday
