15 Solid Burns from Corporate Social Media Accounts

15 Solid Burns from Corporate Social Media Accounts

Sure, it’s dystopian to watch billion dollar companies pretend to be One Of Us. But we respect the brave social media managers out there testing their comedy chops on a global scale.

MoonPie Didn’t Have to Go So Hard

Some Guy: Your time is wasted managing a social media account

MoonPie: Buddy, it’s Saturday and you’re talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet

Wendy’s Makes a Great Point

Some Guy: Wendy’s needs to get rid of the square burger it seems a little too… artificial

Wendy’s: Unlike the super natural circle shape that hamburgers come in when you pick them off the vine.

Burger King v. Redbox

Burger King: top replies of 2019: 1) like this or else; 2) silence brand; 3) can I get a gift card; 4) stick to making burgers; 5) delete this

Redbox: ok boomer

Burger King: dude you rent dvds…

Potbelly Sandwich Shop Coming In Out of Nowhere

Instagram: Helooooo, Reels. Introducing a new way to create and discover short, entertaining videos on Instagram.

TikTok: well… this looks familiar

Potbelly: yea kinda looks like vine huh

Pizza Hut v. Leeds United

Leeds United F.C.: Prefer Domino’s thanks! They don’t take a week to deliver a tweet

Pizza Hut: Bit rich coming from a club that hasn’t delivered since 1992…

Come at Samsung, You Best Not Miss

Samsung: Got your hands on the Galaxy S8? Show us the first photo you took.

Some Guy: It was a dick pic


DJ Khaled Got Roasted by the Dictionary

Commenting on an article where DJ Khaled said there are “different rules for men” regarding oral sex, Dictionary.com tweeted: “Double standard. A code containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, especially an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women. See also: DJ Khaled”

Wendy’s v. Hooters

Wendy’s: It’s go time! You want a roast? Then let’s go!

Hooters: Whatcha got?

Wendy’s: Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.

DiGiorno Tried to Burn Papa Johns, and Ended Up Scorching Themselves

DiGiorno changed its bio to: “Better Pizza. Better Sales. It’s DiGiorno.”

So Papa Johns changed theirs to: “Frozen pizza = the pizza equivalent of a participation trophy.”

Sam Adams v. Coors Light

Commenting on an article titled “101-Year-Old Veteran Says Cold Coors Light Is the Secret to Long Life,” Sam Adams tweeted: “Everyone already knows water is good for you lmfao” 

GameStop Hit ‘Em Where It Hurts

GameStop posted a photo of a woman sitting on a giant stuffed Snorlax, and some guy responded, “I love how they put a tiny girl to make it look bigger than it is lmao”

GameStop swung back: “Hope that doesn’t hit too close to home.”

Wendy’s v. IHOP

Some Guy: so Wendys u just gonna let IHOB sell burgers on your block? thought you were the og?

Wendy’s: Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.

Microsoft Taught This Guy Some Manners

Some Guy: need a new bo3 squad no one plays anymore

Microsoft: Did you find a new squad?

Some Guy: did you find a way to make xbox decent yet?

Microsoft: Now we see why no one plays with you.

Taco Bell v. Old Spice

Old Spice: Why is it that “fire sauce” isn’t made with any real fire? Seems like false advertising.

Taco Bell: Is your deodorant made with really old spices?

Wendy’s v. Chick-fil-A

Chick-fil-A: Is there anything better than enjoying one of our Spicy Chicken Sandwiches on a Friday afternoon?

Wendy’s: Yes, enjoying one of ours on a Sunday

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