15 Solid Burns from Corporate Social Media Accounts
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Sure, it’s dystopian to watch billion dollar companies pretend to be One Of Us. But we respect the brave social media managers out there testing their comedy chops on a global scale.
MoonPie Didn’t Have to Go So Hard
Some Guy: Your time is wasted managing a social media account
MoonPie: Buddy, it’s Saturday and you’re talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet
Wendy’s Makes a Great Point
Some Guy: Wendy’s needs to get rid of the square burger it seems a little too… artificial
Wendy’s: Unlike the super natural circle shape that hamburgers come in when you pick them off the vine.
Burger King v. Redbox
Burger King: top replies of 2019: 1) like this or else; 2) silence brand; 3) can I get a gift card; 4) stick to making burgers; 5) delete this
Redbox: ok boomer
Burger King: dude you rent dvds…
Potbelly Sandwich Shop Coming In Out of Nowhere
Instagram: Helooooo, Reels. Introducing a new way to create and discover short, entertaining videos on Instagram.
TikTok: well… this looks familiar
Potbelly: yea kinda looks like vine huh
Pizza Hut v. Leeds United
Leeds United F.C.: Prefer Domino’s thanks! They don’t take a week to deliver a tweet
Pizza Hut: Bit rich coming from a club that hasn’t delivered since 1992…
Come at Samsung, You Best Not Miss
Samsung: Got your hands on the Galaxy S8? Show us the first photo you took.
Some Guy: It was a dick pic
Samsung:
DJ Khaled Got Roasted by the Dictionary
Commenting on an article where DJ Khaled said there are “different rules for men” regarding oral sex, Dictionary.com tweeted: “Double standard. A code containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, especially an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women. See also: DJ Khaled”
Wendy’s v. Hooters
Wendy’s: It’s go time! You want a roast? Then let’s go!
Hooters: Whatcha got?
Wendy’s: Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.
DiGiorno Tried to Burn Papa Johns, and Ended Up Scorching Themselves
DiGiorno changed its bio to: “Better Pizza. Better Sales. It’s DiGiorno.”
So Papa Johns changed theirs to: “Frozen pizza = the pizza equivalent of a participation trophy.”
Sam Adams v. Coors Light
Commenting on an article titled “101-Year-Old Veteran Says Cold Coors Light Is the Secret to Long Life,” Sam Adams tweeted: “Everyone already knows water is good for you lmfao”
GameStop Hit ‘Em Where It Hurts
GameStop posted a photo of a woman sitting on a giant stuffed Snorlax, and some guy responded, “I love how they put a tiny girl to make it look bigger than it is lmao”
GameStop swung back: “Hope that doesn’t hit too close to home.”
Wendy’s v. IHOP
Some Guy: so Wendys u just gonna let IHOB sell burgers on your block? thought you were the og?
Wendy’s: Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.
Microsoft Taught This Guy Some Manners
Some Guy: need a new bo3 squad no one plays anymore
Microsoft: Did you find a new squad?
Some Guy: did you find a way to make xbox decent yet?
Microsoft: Now we see why no one plays with you.
Taco Bell v. Old Spice
Old Spice: Why is it that “fire sauce” isn’t made with any real fire? Seems like false advertising.
Taco Bell: Is your deodorant made with really old spices?
Wendy’s v. Chick-fil-A
Chick-fil-A: Is there anything better than enjoying one of our Spicy Chicken Sandwiches on a Friday afternoon?
Wendy’s: Yes, enjoying one of ours on a Sunday