40 Random Bits of Trivia Our Roommate Was Hoarding Under Their Bed

We’ve had some bad roommates in our day, but one who hides facts is by far the worst. Our last roommate’s cat sprayed on our clothes before a job interview, and the one before that said his girlfriend was only spending the weekend, then ended up moving her in. We weren’t out of line by suggesting that she chips in on the rent, Darryl! You were out of line! You were! 

But we’d gladly invite those dudes back to replace this fact hoarder. Facts make our world go ‘round, Jacob! If you don’t share the wealth right now, you’re out of here!