67 Funny Tweets About Driving That Will Have You Honking With Laughter

A wise man once tweeted, “The best part about driving a 2010 Honda Civic is you can just like bump into stuff. Who cares.” 

This is the kind of freethinking that inspires people to open their minds and operate outside of the constraints of daily life. Yes, this particular proverb is only insightful for 2010 Honda Civic drivers and is terrifying for everyone else on the road, but that’s philosophy for you — you can’t please everyone. 

Thankfully, there are more hilarious and blissfully ignorant tweets for the non-Honda Civic drivers out there, too, including how to contest a parking ticket, a hack for finding street parking in L.A. and why every car needs a second horn. 

On that note, please remember the rules of the road: Keep your eyes on the road, position your hands at 9 and 3, and most importantly, always point and laugh when you see a Cybertruck.