35 of the Wittiest Things People Have Heard
‘Alright… but I don’t swallow’
The ability to deliver an off-the-cuff zinger with brevity is a trait not many possess, which makes it all the more awe-inspiring when you witness it firsthand. A Redditor asked a blind man if he’d been blind his whole life, and the man responded, “Not yet.” Another Redditor remembered the time their friend insulted someone by saying, “He doesn’t look strong enough to carry information,” which is a hell of a way to call someone both weak and stupid.
Other Redditors have recalled the funniest quips they’ve ever heard someone utter, and boy, is this a wealth of wit.