35 of the Wildest Things Done by Sleepwalkers
‘Smacked my fiancée on the head to see if she was real’
Sleepwalkers have the strange ability to experience life with a half-awake mind. And while, yeah, they’d likely rid themselves of the affliction if they were given the option, the things they get into at night make for great daytime stories. One guy, for example, watched as his girlfriend stood naked in the kitchen and ate an entire block of cheddar cheese. Another guy made stuffing and cooked an entire turkey — all while totally asleep.
Redditors rubbed the sleep from their eyes and recalled the funniest, weirdest or most dangerous things they did as they sleepwalked, and some of them are more productive when half-asleep than fully awake.