31 Embarrassingly Funny Things Toddlers Said in Public

The things toddlers say and do are often a direct reflection of what they witness at home. So when your child excitedly yells, “We can punch a stranger in the face!” in front of a bunch of strangers, things can get a little awkward. People are naturally going to assume that you’re running a fight club in your basement, or teaching your child about the joy of violence at the dinner table. 

To that end, Redditors have begrudgingly shared the most humiliating things their kid ever yelled in public, and these stories serve as proof that while parenting isn’t easy, it can sometimes be hilarious.